Make Shit Up ABout a Place You've Never Been

[bobjustbob]

Not true, they use bidets (sp?) every time they poop.

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Oh my God. Oh my God. You are insane. I clicked onto the picture link before it was approved saying "No she didn't post a bidet picture, did she?" Woman, you are out of your mind.

 

[D-rock]

Just wait until you get test match Cricket!

They wouldn't do that.

Then again and even more disgruntled and morose people gave the world golf and I'm convinced the entire purpose of the sport's existence it is to infuriate the people that play it. :1orglaugh (and perhaps plug up television time in the summer with nothing but a ball against the sky for people that don't have many options when it comes to the number of channels they have.)

 

[gunslingingbird]

Second, you don't really get how this thread works, do you?

Dude, this is brodkill you're taking about. He's the guy who talks shit about others for having the exact same deficiencies he has. Of course he doesn't get how this thread works.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

In Lapland, everyone loves me.

 

[Red XXX]

They wouldn't do that.

Then again and even more disgruntled and morose people gave the world golf and I'm convinced the entire purpose of the sport's existence it is to infuriate the people that play it. :1orglaugh (and perhaps plug up television time in the summer with nothing but a ball against the sky for people that don't have many options when it comes to the number of channels they have.)

That's not us, you can blame the Scots for golf!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Maggie Green[/URL][/B], post: 7449416, member: 346743"]Not true, they use bidets (sp?) every time they poop.

Gargle too.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Brazilians believe this too...

 

[D-rock]

That's not us, you can blame the Scots for golf!

That's who I was getting at. I had a slight error it should be "an even more disgruntled and morose people" of which I was referring to the Scots.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I prefer the north of England as the people have elegant manners and are just so faggotly fastidious about everything.

 

[RASQ]

Atlantis is a great place to be during the Spring.

 

[Red XXX]

I prefer the north of England as the people have elegant manners and are just so faggotly fastidious about everything.

Couldn't agree with you more - Hit the North!

 

[Maggie Green]

Oh my God. Oh my God. You are insane. I clicked onto the picture link before it was approved saying "No she didn't post a bidet picture, did she?" Woman, you are out of your mind.

Yes, I'm crazy like that!

 

[boobmanz]

italians eat snakes and frogs

That's France.
Italy has a terrible kitchen and hideous and ugly women. That's why men over sixty are allowed to shag minors.

 

[boobmanz]

When ordering a cab a taxi in Amsterdam you're supposed to speak Turkish or Moroccan. If you won't do so it's your own fault if the 2 km stretch to your hotel takes you an hour and sets you back 150 euros.

 

[jointsmoker612]

In Italy, if someone loses a hand or an arm, they are no longer able to communicate with another person verbally.

In Alabama, it is against the law to marry someone outside of your family. Outside of the human race is ok though.

In Texas, they ask questions first, confirm the story and only shoot when it's the very last resort.

 

[mokbel69]

I figured I could squeeze the odd fact in without anyone noticing ;P

 

[mokbel69]

In Denmark, houses are made from Lego.

In Finland, people either play ice hockey, drive rally cars or are members of a death metal band.

In Sweden, the Swedish Chef from the Muppets is dubbed with a Norwegian accent and called the Norwegian Chef.

 

[mokbel69]

In Canada, during conversation their topic of choice is boots. It's a boot this and a boot that.

In New Zealand, althought they speak English they only use 2 vowels, E and U.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

In Norway altar boys wear corpse paint.

 

[bobjustbob]

Contrary to popular belief, it was actually the EU that denied the UK from joining them. None of those nations wanted to be associated with shitty British food.