Make Shit Up ABout a Place You've Never Been

[DP_LOVER]

Sam Fisher's house is really tastefully decorated

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Exactly one half of Finland's population may be categorized as retarded.

The easiest place in the world to get a falsified birth certificate is Hawaii.

People moving to San Francisco must get infected with Hepatitis or AIDS or both.

Upon reaching adolescence, Indian men must have their penises shortened and
a set of stink glands surgically implanted.

If a Russian man has not committed a felony by age 21 he is required to become
a gay escort.

There are no working toilets in New Orleans. That's why the entire city smells
like piss.

It's customary to tip English prostitutes with dental hygiene products, but since
they are terrible at their jobs nobody tips. Hence the lousy teeth.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

In Japan, fathers and mothers have no issue with their daughters marrying Round-Eyes. The barkers pull Westerners into Hostess Clubs by the dozen too.

Also, Stan Hansen is not Redneck Godzilla.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Kenya... I hear Obama is from there!

 

[mokbel69]

In many parts of the USA, people proudly display their belly buttons and butt cracks as a means of attracting a mate. It's also considered the more one weighs, the more attractive they are.

 

[BCT]

IDK what's funnier the video itself or the fact that this guy is from Missouri.

 

[alkidder]

the land of Chocolate is made up of things other than Chocolate

here's the proof

 

[mokbel69]

Many believe the Great Wall of China was built to keep enemies out. But it was actually built to keep the citizens of China in.

In Netherlands, they not only love to wear shoes made from wood, they love underwear made from wood also. It's where the term 'you've got wood' comes from.

In some restaurants of New York, when they offer you cracked pepper on your meal, they mean pepper laced with crack.

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

Australia has recently been taken over by Vampires. Further investigation found this to be due to both Aeryn Walker and Lolita Borgia fulfilling their life long dreams of becoming one. Soon after they kicked things into high gear and took over everything. Even the former senior vampires of the country have been taken aback. In a emergency meeting between them after a very long pause one of them stated, "I just don't understand how they got the skills and can be so proficient at getting the fluids drained out of people already!"

*hehe* the mind boggles as to how we could be so skillful at such an art

 

[Lolita_Borgia]

*General Rule of Thumb* If you have to explain your humor, it's not funny. Just sayin'...

Unless only fuckwits read your witty statement... lolz *Exception to the Rule*

 

[vodkazvictim]

Contrary to popular belief, it was actually the EU that denied the UK from joining them. None of those nations wanted to be associated with shitty British food.

If this thread permitted me to confirm this, I would do so.

 

[bobjustbob]

Denny's coupons are legal tender in Greece.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Denny's coupons are legal tender in Greece.

At this point, that probably isn't too far from the truth.

 

[288gto]

in serbia they kill you if you're not a serb, same for greece.

 

[mokbel69]

In many places in Europe like Croatia, and most of South America, no one ever gets angry or upset during the World Cup of Football. They all remain calm and enjoy it for what it is, a sport and not a life and death matter.

 

[D-rock]

Out of concern that it does nothing but cause surliness and people to be rowdy Ireland is going to create a law to make all the current alcoholic drinks in the country people buy, sell, make, or consume be non-alcoholic.

 

[alkidder]

Parts Unknown is a great place to bring the kids.

 

[Rey C.]

My best friend's girlfriend's cousin's ex-husband's step-father got eaten by a dragon while visiting France back in 2006. The French government covered it up. But we all know the truth! Every year, there are thousands of tourists (mostly Americans looking up at that Eiffel Tower thingie - they get caught off guard, ya see) killed by dragons in France. Usually all that's left of them is a half eaten sock and a fried shoe. This is why I will never go to France! There be dragons! :eek:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

No one in India has ever taken a solid dump.

The Coney Island Whitefish is on the State Seal of New York. (I have spent a fair amount of time
in New York but I wanted to write this, so fuck you.)

 

[gunslingingbird]

No one in India has ever taken a solid dump.

Have you ever noticed that Indian food looks the same before and after? :baconsalt: