Make Shit Up ABout a Place You've Never Been

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

He is made of turtle meat.

He'll be an even more excellent public servant then. He really gives back to his constituency.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

He is made of turtle meat.

Is he related to Senator Mitch McConnell?

 

[gunslingingbird]

In Canadia they have polar bear crossings at every intersection.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

In Canadia they have polar bear crossings at every intersection.

Nope. Moose crossing.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

A Frenchman's asshole might be beyond filthy but the rest of him is absolutely immaculate.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Nope. Moose crossing.

I think that depends on how far north you go.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

How can people not tell the difference between Japanese and Chinese?

Japanese

Chinese

 

[mokbel69]

In many parts of Southern USA, they do have road signs advising of animals nearby. But instead of being used as a caution sign, they are used as an encouragement for vehicles to gain speed and create there next meal.

 

[brodkill]

In the United states when you go to mc donalds, you get your order super-sized even when you dont ask for it to be

In the united states if your house is on wheels, you are forced to have at least 5 children

in the southern united states, if a woman does not give birth to there direct family members children, they will be sentenced to the death penalty

 

[288gto]

In America we have Kris Jenner. Guess in Russia there are plenty of Kristina Jennerovas pushing their daughters on you for a drag off your bottle.

true, America looks like easiest way to get a girl laid.

 

[Red XXX]

I've never been to FreeOnesland is it lovely?

 

[288gto]

yes we have some nice ladies around here, and some thousands horny men , lol

 

[lurkingdirk]

In the United states when you go to mc donalds, you get your order super-sized even when you dont ask for it to be

In the united states if your house is on wheels, you are forced to have at least 5 children

in the southern united states, if a woman does not give birth to there direct family members children, they will be sentenced to the death penalty

First, it's their, not there.

Second, you don't really get how this thread works, do you?

 

[bobjustbob]

The British health department now requires all children born after 2007 to be vaccinated for cooties.

 

[Red XXX]

The British health department now requires all children born after 2007 to be vaccinated for cooties.

The 'National Health' service can't afford that - they've spent all our money on computer systems that don't work and focus groups!

 

[JaanaRuutu]

People post about Czech gangbangs, but not enough post about Czech Chex, especially Czech Rice Chex.

 

[288gto]

or czech cars like tatra mtx or skoda fabia wrc/rs

 

[Maggie Green]

A Frenchman's asshole might be beyond filthy but the rest of him is absolutely immaculate.

Not true, they use bidets (sp?) every time they poop.

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[D-rock]

To get back at us for splitting from them England taught much of India how to speak English in the hopes someday we would be infuriated when all our customer service calls transferred over there and everybody had a hard time getting anything fixed.

Due to their disgruntled and morose nature England also not only inflicted upon the world one of the worst plagues humanity has ever experienced, but also somehow fooled most of the world into thinking it was actually something good. We in the US call that soccer.

 

[Red XXX]

To get back at us for splitting from them England taught much of India how to speak English in the hopes someday we would be infuriated when all our customer service calls transferred over there and everybody had a hard time getting anything fixed.

Due to their disgruntled and morose nature England also not only inflicted upon the world one of the worst plagues humanity has ever experienced, but also somehow fooled most of the world into thinking it was actually something good. We in the US call that soccer.

Just wait until you get test match Cricket!