Make Shit Up ABout a Place You've Never Been

[mokbel69]

I also heard these;

In Wales, they do scientific research on the Japanese.

In Scotland, they have the largest spiders on earth but luckily they are non-poisoneous. They also happen to produce a delightful sound if you hold them under one arm and squeeze them gently.

In India, they hate telemarketers and taxi drivers.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Any women remark about the kitchen yet?

 

[John_8581]

I hear when you order milk in a restaurant in France, they bring the cow to your table.

Don't tell Mr. Creosote * that!! :eek: ... :rofl2: ....

* Terry Jones in The Meaning of Life

 

[jointsmoker612]

Has anyone made the case as of why europeans all have fucked up teeth? I mean why is that? Europe doesn't have dentists?

 

[mokbel69]

China produces the best drivers in the world.

 

[bobjustbob]

In the USA we say "You're welcome" after being thanked. In France they say "Get out of my country you filthy pig."

 

[alkidder]

The last house on the left is actually on the right.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Malta.

 

[tartanterrier]

:eek: I recently found out that not all women in Brazil are women.

And there was me thinking they had enormous clits too :eek:

 

[D-rock]

Italy and Greece invented sex...it just wasn't with women.

Scandinavia's viking ancestors were very pleasant people that pillaged only so they would have an excuse to go somewhere warmer.

 

[Roald]

I hear people in finland like to kill puppies with shovels and don't shave their armpits...

eeeew.

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Has anyone made the case as of why europeans all have fucked up teeth? I mean why is that? Europe doesn't have dentists?

thats in England!

 

[gunslingingbird]

I hear people in finland like to kill puppies with shovels and don't shave their armpits...

Who doesn't shave a puppy's armpits after killing it with a shovel? That's very unrefined.

 

[Chopper3000]

I think Regina was just trying to flatter you.

If you wander down Damrak in Amsterdam I think you will find inspection of shit is the least of your worries.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I heard that in the mystical land of Tennessee that once every four years, on the second Tuesday of August, that the Illuminati and Free Masons meet in a secluded wooded area to discuss their secret stockpiles of unicorns, bigfoots, unobtainium, and flying cars. They also have fondue.

 

[Chopper3000]

I heard that in the mystical land of Tennessee that once every four years, on the second Tuesday of August, that the Illuminati and Free Masons meet in a secluded wooded area to discuss their secret stockpiles of unicorns, bigfoots, unobtainium, and flying cars. They also have fondue.

I'd like to go to that. I hear the Loch Ness Monster is special guest this year.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I'd like to go to that. I hear the Loch Ness Monster is special guest this year.

No I'm no... uh, I mean No, HE'S not!

Say, you got tree fiddy you can lend me?

 

[Jeep!]

No I'm no... uh, I mean No, HE'S not!

Say, you got tree fiddy you can lend me?

I just gave you a dollar last week!

 

[D-rock]

California is the most down to Earth and keeping it real place in the US.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I heard that in the mystical land of Tennessee that once every four years, on the second Tuesday of August, that the Illuminati and Free Masons meet in a secluded wooded area to discuss their secret stockpiles of unicorns, bigfoots, unobtainium, and flying cars. They also have fondue.

I don't know what the Illuminati do, but we meet once a year at the Masonic Auditorium at 1111 California in San Francisco. It's called the Annual Communication.

 

[mokbel69]

In Italy, if someone loses a hand or an arm, they are no longer able to communicate with another person verbally.

In Alabama, it is against the law to marry someone outside of your family. Outside of the human race is ok though.

In Texas, they ask questions first, confirm the story and only shoot when it's the very last resort.