Make Shit Up ABout a Place You've Never Been

[JaanaRuutu]

In Soviet Russia shit makes up you!

/thread

 

[bobjustbob]

Harness racing in Finland is some of the best in the world. The stands are full and good prices. Be careful when eating there though. The buttermilk shakes are nasty but the McMoose burger with cheese is to die for.

 

[lurkingdirk]

So in the Netherlands there is a little known custom when you go into someone's house for the first time. It is customary to poop in their bathroom, very first thing, and not flush. This gives the owners of the house a chance to inspect the poop, and determine if they are going to continue the friendship. The quality of your poop, its size, appearance, colour, and odour tell a great deal about you as a person. According to the Dutch.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

I heard Jaana's room is a bloody mess. Apparently she uses the bones of her enemies to make furniture. With the flesh and guts still attached.

 

[gunslingingbird]

So in the Netherlands there is a little known custom when you go into someone's house for the first time. It is customary to poop in their bathroom, very first thing, and not flush. This gives the owners of the house a chance to inspect the poop, and determine if they are going to continue the friendship. The quality of your poop, its size, appearance, colour, and odour tell a great deal about you as a person. According to the Dutch.

I think Regina was just trying to flatter you.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I think Regina was just trying to flatter you.

She got an eyeful.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

gunslingingbird's house smells like Velveeta and week old pudding skins.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

I heard Jaana's room is a bloody mess. Apparently she uses the bones of her enemies to make furniture. With the flesh and guts still attached.

I told you to make shit up, not state facts.

 

[mikexmoran]

France is the capital of hospitality and courtesy.

 

[lurkingdirk]

France is the capital of hospitality and courtesy.

:1orglaugh

 

[assari]

Finland's climate is warm.

 

[lurkingdirk]

It's a well known fact that in Australia, men often greet each other by cupping each others scrotums gently, and kissing each other on the ear.

It's squallumz paradise.

 

[288gto]

italians eat snakes and frogs

 

[L3ggy]

Finland's climate is warm.


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Keyword is Never.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Detroit is so lovely this time of year.

 

[288gto]

detroit is nice for the cars they make and being shot

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I never take the glamour of Detroit for granted. Just as spectacular as it is elegant.

 

[D-rock]

The electricity for the FreeOnes office in the Netherlands is powered by a countless series of wheels that stray cats are thrown into to run on until they die of exhaustion or hunger. Whenever one dies another is thrown into it to keep the cycle going while the dead ones are eaten in the cafeteria. The government over there knows about this, but turns a blind eye because enormous amounts of excess electricity is funneled back into the grid thus making the country seem more efficient and environmentally friendly than they really are. It helps that for some odd reason baby oil was demanded as payment for that excess electricity and not easier to track money.

There is some concern that has been brewing up at FreeOnes headquarters because the they are running out of cats, and yet both the government and FreeOnes are determined not to have the process stop by any means necessary...

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Pittsburgh, the steel city, is chocked full of glory holes. Coincidence???
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?680635-gloryholes-in-Pittsburgh

 

[288gto]

The electricity for the FreeOnes office in the Netherlands is powered by a countless series of wheels that stray cats are thrown into to run on until they die of exhaustion or hunger. Whenever one dies another is thrown into it to keep the cycle going while the dead ones are eaten in the cafeteria. The government over there knows about this, but turns a blind eye because enormous amounts of excess electricity is funneled back into the grid thus making the country seem more efficient and environmentally friendly than they really are. It helps that for some odd reason baby oil was demanded as payment for that excess electricity and not easier to track money.

There is some concern that has been brewing up at FreeOnes headquarters because the they are running out of cats, and yet both the government and FreeOnes are determined not to have the process stop by any means necessary...

dutch ecologic solutions, they are trying to sell their ideas us too.