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[icerfan]

Funny stuff D-rock! :rofl:

 

[pussy+dickdenice]

That D-rock guy is always keeping his ears open. I would be careful with that one.

Now that we know D keeps his eyes closed, we can try........

 

[member006]

*bump* Because its time.

 

[D-rock]

*bump* Because its time.

Sorry LadyLove I'm still building up material. I'll try for next Saturday.

 

[poggy]

And I've already explained why I'm not posting here to you LL.

Sorry.

 

[pussy+dickdenice]

And I've already explained why I'm not posting here to you LL.

Sorry.

Poggy's explanation was axed & planed, so he decided to explain it once more to LL.

 

[tunsty]

Sorry LadyLove I'm still building up material. I'll try for next Saturday.

It had better be GOOD..

I'm talking about plotlines, props, pissing-my-pants funny and celebrity guest stars...or I'll be mildly annoyed.

 

[D-rock]

It had better be GOOD..

I'm talking about plotlines, props, pissing-my-pants funny and celebrity guest stars...or I'll be mildly annoyed.

If by props you mean two sock puppets that I talk to for an hour and a half in a delusional way like I can't tell they're not real...then I got you covered. :thumbsup:

 

[poggy]

Well just started work on this years special post for Christmas here. My aims are to include as many members as I can and try to keep it centred round a theme. When I say members you know I don't mean only the so called regular posters. I'll try to pick up on anything any members have said or done in the past year.

Yes you regular viewers of this thread know what I mean.

That means no one is safe from the talk section to even the FreeOnes crew. Even Mr FreeOnes might even get into it. Plus the mods always know they won't get away scott free


So BNF when I come begging to be aloud to double, treble or more post I'm hoping you'll allow it. As It's only just started and I've hit half way to a single post limit :eek:

Promise I'll try to keep it as short as I can though.

 

[tunsty]

Well just started work on this years special post for Christmas here. My aims are to include as many members as I can and try to keep it centred round a theme. When I say members you know I don't mean only the so called regular posters. I'll try to pick up on anything any members have said or done in the past year.

Yes you regular viewers of this thread know what I mean.

That means no one is safe from the talk section to even the FreeOnes crew. Even Mr FreeOnes might even get into it. Plus the mods always know they won't get away scott free


So BNF when I come begging to be aloud to double, treble or more post I'm hoping you'll allow it. As It's only just started and I've hit half way to a single post limit :eek:

Promise I'll try to keep it as short as I can though.

Poggy's 'Magnum Opus'

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Maleonetwo, under investigation by moderators using the Patriarch Act, we can now reveal, is in fact David Hasselhoff's biggest fan and stalker. This explains why he publicly loves the Hoff so much, why he thinks he lives in Berlin (where he last saw David, in 1989), and why his username is "Maleonetwo" - because his dreams involve male number one and male number two. Himself - and David Hasselhoff.

Dammit I got unmasked

BNF himself, our super moderator, it can now be revealed, is in fact Tom Brady. Yep. The reason he's been very busy lately, and often seems busy in the Fall and Winter, is because he is none other than the New England Patriots Quarterback.

Oh Lord Please no.
If thats true I have to leave the board.

 

[slowhand]

Despite the Patriarch act, we still do not know who slowhand is. Apparently his hand is so, so slow, that he has never left the house. Ever since childhood when he discovered masturbation, he has been trying to get himself off, but has yet to complete the task, because he has such a.... slow... hand... ha.. ha... ha...

Ha ha good stuff Fox yeah I'm slow but always gets the job done.

 

[holdol]

Holdol is actually a national hero. He is that little Dutch boy who stuck his finger in the aforementioned dyke and saved the country. He managed to Holdol of that water back with one finger. Hence the name.

I've accused of sticking my finger in many things, but never a dyke! At least not to my knowledge. :1orglaugh Nice Fox :thumbsup:

 

[dave_rhino]

Fox that was awesome, well done.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

It has been revealed that maleonetwo, who we already know is David Hasselhoff's lover, is in fact actor Tobey Maguire aka Spiderman. Something he said on Webcam Week about being unmasked gave it away.

oh youre good
Mr. Fox P.I.

 

[tunsty]

Tunsty was the first to be exposed. Apparently Tunsty is actually failed comic Bobby Davro. He is also known in America as Martin Lawrence. He had his time in the sun, but when nobody wanted to book him anymore, he came to Freeones, and decided a more low-key "funny man of the board" persona would suit him well. Thankfully, he did not reveal his true identity, because he is actually very funny, but had British board members known he was Bobby Davro, or Americans realized he was Martin Lawrence, they would likely have not read anything he said.

:weeping: You Bastard!...you said that you'd never tell a soul..:weeping:

 

[tunsty]

I'm sorry. It could be worse, Bobby. You could be Keith Chegwin.

At least you didn't sink to the depths of 'Duncan Norvelle' (remember him?..)

 

[poggy]

Wow Fox.

Must be harbouring some bitter feelings that your little plan didn't work regarding me.

Well take it up with the mods.

Did you ask if you could double post?

 

[ChefChiTown]

ChefChiTown it has been revealed is in fact Isaac Hayes. Do not be fooled by the "Chi Town" part of it. He is not in Chicago at all. He is in Colorado, making food for Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman, as the Chef not of ChiTown but of a small town called South Park.

That secret has been kept safe...until now.

 

[poggy]

It wasn't funny because I don't have much of a sense of humour. What plan are you referring to? You're not the only one who's allowed to post these things. I like to post them too once in awhile. I didn't think most of the stuff you ever wrote in this thread was funny either, but I didn't whine, even when it was a little insulting towards me. I can take a joke. If you think Lucy and Michelle suing you isn't funny, I'm sorry. You should put a warning on the thread "I can give it out but I can't take it, so please don't mention me". Peace.

D-rock, Tunsty and others have posted here Fox. Did I ever say something to them...no. As I actually enjoy members posting here.

What I didn't like is you can't again keep your personal dislike of me off the board.

You know the reason I didn't like yours. First it was a planned attack and was never meant to be funny...

In a shocking turn of events, Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh, having heard that Poggy was upset about members using advertisements in their signatures

This was something I never said I never disliked. I merely pointed out that it is against board rules. Really must get your facts right. But this I will say nothing else on.

If you do want to find out more about this or other things.

Take it up with BNF or me in PM. As he knows where I stand on all these issues.