FreeOnes Members Webcam Week!

[dick van cock]

Really should have checked the thread before you made that statement. Especially when your quoting off me :o

I even bothered to check the number of posts by the respective board members:

{a good indicator who actually cares for a thread}



poggy1 ...... 77
D-rock ....... 59
drdeath67 .. 47
LadyLove ... 33
icerfan ....... 27
jod0565....... 26
jdb67 ....... . 21

...the pack is far behind... :flylicker

 

[poggy]

I even bothered to check the number of posts by the respective board members:

{a good indicator who actually cares for a thread}



poggy1 ...... 77
D-rock ....... 59
drdeath67 .. 47
LadyLove ... 33
icerfan ....... 27
jod0565....... 26
jdb67 ....... . 21

...the pack is far behind... :flylicker

So you don't read my posts then. As most of them are on different board members each week. As they are based on members who have posted something during that week I can make a funny off.

Really should have checked the thread before you made that statement. Especially when your quoting off me :o

As I said.

Just because these are the members who say some kind words if you take D-rock and me out. Then that doesn't mean others don't look at it. Because I know who looks at it from the PM's and reps I get from it. Like if I use one example I'm sure he won't mind A3xC. He often reps me and sends me PM's on this thread.

Just because everything is not out in the open. It doesn't mean that the threads not liked. If it wasn't liked I think both D-rock and I would have long since stopped putting in the effort.

Plus if Jod was around he'd have posted a lot more knowing him.

 

[icerfan]

My one compliant is that they aren't more members writing the posts. As I know from reading posts here that there is some very funny members on this board. It's just a pity they don't use some of that humour to post on here

I have the humor gene, but not the creativity gene ... and there's no way I could come with stuff 1/10th as funny as you and D-rock. So I leave it to the experts! :thumbsup:

 

[Perilypos]

I've never posted in this thread, because my insufficient English and lack of creativity would show me as embarrassing instead of witty, but now I need to say at least that I am also one of them who enjoy reading the stuff here. Thanks and carry on, my friends! :hatsoff:

 

[D-rock]

2) This appears to be a vehicle for ca. six to eight members to kiss each others buttocks.

It probably seems that way because it's much easier to make up stuff about somebody you’re familiar with. Otherwise it's hard for me to come up with material on somebody unless they post something that's remarkable and will fit into the thread that week. Like with you, I still don’t have a good idea what to put down for your entry. I would just have to make something up out of think air and it wouldn't make any sense. I do try to relate the entry to how the person is on the board somehow or what they said in a post. You'll notice that most of the people I do either have a lot of post or have some quirk about them that I can keep on using. (Like the fake super-villain persona we have given to Dr.Death or the fact Jbd67 is a fan of Erica Campbell for example) Other than that the only people I have often can come up with stuff for are some noobies that post something dumb and almost all of the time I think better of putting that down because most of the time it isn't worth it and I'm afraid that it might be taken as a subtle flame even thought that's not what I'm trying to do.

 

[poggy]

As for me, I make mine up on the actual posts themselves. This is because my post is made up from their post and I don't need to know the personality of the poster. But it does help at times if you know the personality of the person. I do them on new members, old members and even members that just post in the babes section. I can do this when they post a milestone or are in a ladies thread posting something in a little debate or giving information. That's why mine aren't on the usual crowd solely as you'd put it dick van cock. Hence why I told you to check my posts. I never said how many I made, I meant the content and who they was on.

Half the people if not more send me a PM or rep message to say they liked it. I have one or two that have asked me not to do one on them again. But even most of these send me a PM a few days or weeks later saying that I can do another if I want too. Because at the time they was still a little touchy on the subject. But after a little time reflecting and then reading it again thought it was funny.

But as I tell everyone who sends me a PM on it. If they really don't want me to do one on them then I won't. But then again they can even do one on me if they want as we all have at least one of them in us. Yes even you Icer, some of your posts are very funny you post back at people. Just that extra bit of fantasy on them and hey presto you have a post to put in here. Because that is what I do. I collect them up throughout the week and jot it down somewhere. Come the weekend I usually have around six or so at least. I even do them on myself. Usually off what D-rock has put on me, if not off something I've put over the week. As some of the best comedy is on yourself.

Tunsty could most likely wipe the floor up with all of us. But I assume like the rest of us has his times when he finds it hard. I mean when I first started posting here I was a lot like him. Making one liners all over, but it becomes hard on somethings and you want to put a serious post. Just like Tunsty does the odd time. I still do the one liners though at times too.

 

[member006]

OK enough with the explaining everybody. It was done very well too I might add.

*tick tick tick* (man I love that movie) anywho the week is ticking away so you two need to get busy on the next posts.

Have I mentioned I LOVE THIS THREAD? Its a feel good thing.

LL

 

[member006]

UPDATE

I was worried about Doc with those severe storms in Texas and haven't seen him around here. After an extensive search, the manager of the WalMart emailed me this picture. They all know him by name there you know. He was found in the parking lot, sitting in the stack of hard plastic molded pools playing with the floating 7-11 cups and the birds that were perching on his hat. Safe and sound, just a bit stirred and slightly shaken like a good martini.

Although they were confused when he kept mumbling things like FreeOnes, computer, 'where's my skulls?' I emailed back and explained so all's well that ends well.

LL

 

[tunsty]

Tunsty could most likely wipe the floor up with all of us.

Why?..do you all have long mop-like hair or something?


I am working on a second lot of webcam posts, but it takes time...I can only go as fast as my plagiarism will allow.:hatsoff:

But I assume like the rest of us has his times when he finds it hard.

Especially after visiting the Erica Campbell thread..

 

[dave_rhino]

You'll notice that most of the people I do either have a lot of post or have some quirk about them that I can keep on using. (Like the fake super-villain persona we have given to Dr.Death)

FAKE?

 

[poggy]

FAKE?

Yes FAKE! it isn't actually we, it's us

 

[D-rock]

UPDATE

I was worried about Doc with those severe storms in Texas and haven't seen him around here. After an extensive search, the manager of the WalMart emailed me this picture. They all know him by name there you know. He was found in the parking lot, sitting in the stack of hard plastic molded pools playing with the floating 7-11 cups and the birds that were perching on his hat. Safe and sound, just a bit stirred and slightly shaken like a good martini.

Although they were confused when he kept mumbling things like FreeOnes, computer, 'where's my skulls?' I emailed back and explained so all's well that ends well.

I'm going to need to have a long talk with Doc. It looks like he stole the idea I had for my next Halloween costume. :1orglaugh

 

[slowhand]

UPDATE

I was worried about Doc with those severe storms in Texas and haven't seen him around here. After an extensive search, the manager of the WalMart emailed me this picture. They all know him by name there you know. He was found in the parking lot, sitting in the stack of hard plastic molded pools playing with the floating 7-11 cups and the birds that were perching on his hat. Safe and sound, just a bit stirred and slightly shaken like a good martini.

Although they were confused when he kept mumbling things like FreeOnes, computer, 'where's my skulls?' I emailed back and explained so all's well that ends well.

LL

Ha ha ha Good one LL. :thumbsup:



Hey doc nice outfit you have there. :1orglaugh

 

[tunsty]

Just in...

It has been reported that three mysterious people, riding a three-man tandem, have been going around causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go.
After much investigation, by yours truly,( mainly in pubs and bars close to my home), I can finally reveal the identities of these three maniacs..
**********, AxxxC and Aces & Jacks.
It seems that they got the idea from watching the seventies show 'The Goodies'.
The idea was to rename themselves 'The Baddies' and cycle around causing trouble...

Remember that dog, that a Tour-de-France cyclist tripped over?..yep, they let it loose.
Tiles missing from the space shuttle?...yep, they have been selling them as space-age loft insulation at the local market.
George Bush = President?...who do you think was behind all those 'chads'!
The Spice Girls pop careers?...
Oh God...No!, surely they couldn't be that evil??
And as for the Titanic....

Fortunately for us, this reign of terror has been brought to an abrupt end..
Their mums found out what they were doing and sent them all to bed without supper.


Moderator Pitino has been having a crisis of confidence, recently.
To try and boost his ego, the Freeones staff entered him in a Brad Pitt look-a-like contest...
Unfortunately he came third..he was just beaten by a hatstand and a 90yr old Chinaman.

Reports have flooded in that McRocket was seen at a Michael Bolton concert last night, wearing an 'I LUV BUSH' T-shirt.

Despite denials, we can confirm that it was indeed a Michael Bolton concert and McRocket has not given a plausible excuse for being there.
In other news, the Whitehouse has denied that President Bush owns an 'I LUV McRocket' T-shirt.
A spokesman for the President said 'Mr Bush has only two T-shirts that we know of..his 'Michael Bolton 2007 tour T- shirt, which has just gone to the dry cleaners after an incident with some ketchup and his 'Nuke Iran' T- shirt, which is at the dry-cleaners, in readiness for it's use later in the year.



Dave Rhino recently received a letter asking him if he would like to help coach the England team.
Dave was gobsmacked to receive the letter and immediately rushed off to Wembley to take up the position.
Excitement soon turned to dismay however, when it was revealed that it was actually a coach-driver's job he was being offered.
A somewhat deflated Dave, thought 'Oh well, at least I can have a chat with the England players while I'm driving'..
Unfortunately for Dave, the England players were in fact the under 13s and he had to endure several hours of them singing along to Girls Aloud, making farting noises and talking about their latest pokemon games...
On one trip from London to Birmingham, for a friendly match with Norway, Dave finally snapped and told them 'shut the f**k up you little bastards!'

Dave was last seen tied to a signpost just outside Milton Keynes..

 

[icerfan]

Crackin post Tunsty! :rofl2:

 

[drdeath67]

UPDATE

I was worried about Doc with those severe storms in Texas and haven't seen him around here. After an extensive search, the manager of the WalMart emailed me this picture. They all know him by name there you know. He was found in the parking lot, sitting in the stack of hard plastic molded pools playing with the floating 7-11 cups and the birds that were perching on his hat. Safe and sound, just a bit stirred and slightly shaken like a good martini.

Although they were confused when he kept mumbling things like FreeOnes, computer, 'where's my skulls?' I emailed back and explained so all's well that ends well.

LL

Just goes to show I prefer plastic over paper! :thumbsup::rofl:

 

[dave_rhino]

Haha Tunsty great stuff.

Those little bastards were pissin' me off.

 

[D-rock]

Moderator Pitino has been having a crisis of confidence, recently.
To try and boost his ego, the Freeones staff entered him in a Brad Pitt look-a-like contest...
Unfortunately he came third..he was just beaten by a hatstand and a 90yr old Chinaman.

The good news is I heard he still came in ahead of Brad Pitt himself who took forth.

 

[D-rock]

Dr.Death entered a skeleton-judging contest along with some other notable skeleton personalities. Dr.Death won on the basis of his gleaming white physique, but was later disqualified when it was found out he used and illegal bleaching compound instead of having his bones naturally bleached in the sun like the other competitors. The Doc was heard saying it was unfair because he has to work with blood and meat his entire life and that stains everything, and he hates sunlight.

Smitty was excited when he was visiting his attractive next-door neighbor and she offered him a chance to rest up and play with her fun bags. It seems Smitty got the wrong idea because she was just offering to let him sit in the big beanbag chairs in the corner.

The police showed up to LadyLove’s house recently. She didn’t know what was going on. They told her that she was being charged for theft. It seems they found out about her stealing two grapes from the grocery store years ago. As a punishment LadyLove was forced to pay 6 cents in reimbursement to the market she got the grapes from and was made to serve 50 hours of community service which the only requirement was she walk around town in one of her tight fitting shirts.

After careful consideration free4440273 says he might now be willing to check out women whose breast size is all the way down to an E cup.

Slowhand decided to bring in some donuts for everybody this morning like he often does. He knew he was in trouble when he opened the box. The bakery must have gotten his order mixed up with the health food convention across town because instead of the pastries there was just a large box full of bran muffins and broccoli stems. It was only minutes before everybody else was going to arrive and he new they weren’t going to be happy.

Freeones members were discussing if it was possible to change the flavor of seamen by the food people eat. Squallumz has now come up with the idea of drinking strait Tabasco sauce and eating spoonfuls of cinnamon in the hope he can make his stuff taste like the hot spicy gummy bears you can buy at the supermarket.

Tunsty posted a thread about a woman that apparently lost her camera with revealing photos on it. This happened shortly after a night of parrying where Tunsty doesn’t remember what happened. After that Tunsty found out that the camera that took the pictures was his and that he must of did it when he was drunk. Unfortunately he still can’t remember what happened that night.

 

[icerfan]

Great stuff D! :rofl: