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(I can't believe someone actually read my post...)
I just ate a plate of spinch, so I'll be needing someone in about 6 hours.
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(I can't believe someone actually read my post...)
I just ate a plate of spinch, so I'll be needing someone in about 6 hours.
I've had a real bad week to follow on with what happen the Thursday before last. But as that has all come to it's finish today, I'm feeling in the mood for a post in here tomorrow :thumbsup:
So take cover as no ones safe. As I might have not posted much this week. But that doesn't mean I've not been watching and collecting ammo for my post
So take cover as no ones safe. As I might have not posted much this week. But that doesn't mean I've not been watching and collecting ammo for my post
This week on FreeOnes Members Webcam Week...
loveboobs made the statement that most the models you think have natural breast are in fact implanted. After doing extensive research into the subject he claims that most models over a size 34B are implanted as breasts just don't grow that big. So now he is going to put in a request to have his name changed to loveimplantbags.
Facial_King decided to become the repost police at a new member. Telling him that even though he likes to see reposts that he should have done a thread search first so he wouldn't have posted his links. As the sets he posted had already been posted. His next post will be at himself to tell himself that a description on a post for links will stop him reposting his own links.
Tunsty was surprised that no one had posted a Elvis thread. He even believes that Elvis's name is as strong today as when he was alive. But this isn't surprising when he's not actually dead. He makes his living by entering gurning contests and unknown to Tunsty has beaten him twice.
DrDeath is spending less time on the board lately. But the reason that it is work that cause this is a little misleading. As it isn't his paid job that is causing his absence from the board. It's actually his latest experiment so FMWW has found out. He is working on a new clone that will take over the running of the board. He is making it from a mix of DNA from Hotrod11inches, Maxell and David Hasslehoff. It will be funny, with a split personality and impossible for women to resist.
Poggy has had a very sad week following some bad news last week. But just today something happened that cheered him up. No he hasn't won the lottery, he hasn't even got them elusive 2008 calendar pictures of Lucy (yet). It was in fact that he got slapped for the fifth time off a lady he's been trying to date for been cheeky. This you might think couldn't be good news. But this time for the first time he got a kiss on the cheek to make it better. This has only took 7 months to get to this stage. By the time he manages to get the date his bus pass should just be hitting the mat.
loveboobs made the statement that most the models you think have natural breast are in fact implanted. After doing extensive research into the subject he claims that most models over a size 34B are implanted as breasts just don't grow that big. So now he is going to put in a request to have his name changed to loveimplantbags.
Facial_King decided to become the repost police at a new member. Telling him that even though he likes to see reposts that he should have done a thread search first so he wouldn't have posted his links. As the sets he posted had already been posted. His next post will be at himself to tell himself that a description on a post for links will stop him reposting his own links.
Tunsty was surprised that no one had posted a Elvis thread. He even believes that Elvis's name is as strong today as when he was alive. But this isn't surprising when he's not actually dead. He makes his living by entering gurning contests and unknown to Tunsty has beaten him twice.
DrDeath is spending less time on the board lately. But the reason that it is work that cause this is a little misleading. As it isn't his paid job that is causing his absence from the board. It's actually his latest experiment so FMWW has found out. He is working on a new clone that will take over the running of the board. He is making it from a mix of DNA from Hotrod11inches, Maxell and David Hasslehoff. It will be funny, with a split personality and impossible for women to resist.
Poggy has had a very sad week following some bad news last week. But just today something happened that cheered him up. No he hasn't won the lottery, he hasn't even got them elusive 2008 calendar pictures of Lucy (yet). It was in fact that he got slapped for the fifth time off a lady he's been trying to date for been cheeky. This you might think couldn't be good news. But this time for the first time he got a kiss on the cheek to make it better. This has only took 7 months to get to this stage. By the time he manages to get the date his bus pass should just be hitting the mat.
icerfan
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Can I just point out that curling your upper lip does NOT constitute a 'gurn'..I'm convinced that those competitions were fixed.
A big gap in space was discovered recently and our investigations have lead us to believe Dr.Death has something to do with it. It seems one of his matter disintegration rays he uses to make annoying things disappear got out of hand. Fortunately it looks like he has shut the project down until he can work out the kinks or until making galaxies disappear becomes a goal of his.
After practicing honing her cutting skills lately Vicky Vette has decided to come out with her own brand of cutting tools. She said she wanted a slice of the action in the market. She hopes to cut into the competition of her competitors. She also wants to chop out the middleman and sever off all the nonsense they make for us. In the near future she just hopes her customers see her point as she separates us from all our problems in buying a quality cutting tool. After seeing recent examples of her handiwork on the internet her sales have jumped 1000% among Amazonian women but for some reason it seems like the verdict is out among the men out there.
Dave Rhino was charged with goring in the second degree by the local court. It seems one of the zookeepers that didn't like him played a prank where they secretly replaced all the Jägermeister in his stock with Zima and then resealed the bottles. He was found not guilty when it was determined that savagely goring a person that messes with your alcoholic beverages to be reasonable response.
We have recently learned that Tunsty wrote the thread about the anniversary of Elvis' passing because he knows that he is still alive and wanted to throw us off the trail. In reality Tunsty has Elvis locked up in his basement. He makes him put on some of his old uniforms from time to time and then he takes photos of him in funny situations to sell to the Weekly World News whenever he needs a little extra cash.
Poggy got angry after a member of Freeones told him that he recently convinced Lucy Pinder to get a boob job because he told her they weren't that good and she needed to improve herself. The next thing everybody knew Poggy walked in the Freeones gathering with a golf club and started brutally beating the person. It took a while to pull Poggy off of him and to convince Poggy that it was all a joke the guy made up. The guy got it pretty good before then though. The doctors said they would let us all know when he wakes up from his coma.
Roald decided to make a video off all the happenings that go on inside the home office at Freeones's Headquarters. He decided it was about time that everybody else got to see what Freeones was all about. A problem occurred when he sent the video footage to the producers that were hired to make it. They said they couldn't start productions because Roald accidentally sent the blooper footage instead of the normal stuff. Roald had to correct him as he told them that wasn't blooper footage. He said that's the way things normally happen there.
LadyLove mentioned that she doesn't like to watch porn. She instead likes the real stuff better. She said when she watches it she just feels sorry for the ladies in it because they just don't compare, calling them "amateurs".
After practicing honing her cutting skills lately Vicky Vette has decided to come out with her own brand of cutting tools. She said she wanted a slice of the action in the market. She hopes to cut into the competition of her competitors. She also wants to chop out the middleman and sever off all the nonsense they make for us. In the near future she just hopes her customers see her point as she separates us from all our problems in buying a quality cutting tool. After seeing recent examples of her handiwork on the internet her sales have jumped 1000% among Amazonian women but for some reason it seems like the verdict is out among the men out there.
Dave Rhino was charged with goring in the second degree by the local court. It seems one of the zookeepers that didn't like him played a prank where they secretly replaced all the Jägermeister in his stock with Zima and then resealed the bottles. He was found not guilty when it was determined that savagely goring a person that messes with your alcoholic beverages to be reasonable response.
We have recently learned that Tunsty wrote the thread about the anniversary of Elvis' passing because he knows that he is still alive and wanted to throw us off the trail. In reality Tunsty has Elvis locked up in his basement. He makes him put on some of his old uniforms from time to time and then he takes photos of him in funny situations to sell to the Weekly World News whenever he needs a little extra cash.
Poggy got angry after a member of Freeones told him that he recently convinced Lucy Pinder to get a boob job because he told her they weren't that good and she needed to improve herself. The next thing everybody knew Poggy walked in the Freeones gathering with a golf club and started brutally beating the person. It took a while to pull Poggy off of him and to convince Poggy that it was all a joke the guy made up. The guy got it pretty good before then though. The doctors said they would let us all know when he wakes up from his coma.
Roald decided to make a video off all the happenings that go on inside the home office at Freeones's Headquarters. He decided it was about time that everybody else got to see what Freeones was all about. A problem occurred when he sent the video footage to the producers that were hired to make it. They said they couldn't start productions because Roald accidentally sent the blooper footage instead of the normal stuff. Roald had to correct him as he told them that wasn't blooper footage. He said that's the way things normally happen there.
LadyLove mentioned that she doesn't like to watch porn. She instead likes the real stuff better. She said when she watches it she just feels sorry for the ladies in it because they just don't compare, calling them "amateurs".
Yeah, I keep him locked up, Way Down in my cellar, he's All Shook Up about it and keeps pleading with me 'Don't Be Cruel'.
Serves him right for taking The Girl Of My Best Friend...the Hound Dog!
This week on FreeOnes Members Webcam Week...
Vicky Vette posted a thread to inform the members she and Sara Jay was getting together for pictures and webcam show. Friday on my mi got a big shock though when he logged in to see the pictures and the following webcam show. The picture was of the two ladies doing charity work serving homeless people fully clothed. So he decided he couldn't miss the webcam show then as that must be going to be hot. He wasn't disappointed as it was one of the hottest ever. The webcam showed for one hour a sign reading "gone for a dip in the pool together in this heatwave".
Beliel is looking for the queen of porn. In his search he placed a advert in the local paper and got a good response too. So he decided to hire a hall for the night and really get down to the bottom of this. His joy turned to shock the moment he walked in the door. His eyes wasn't greated by the sight of lots of gorgeous women. But a load of drag queens dressed up as pornstars.
With a massive influx of polls on the board lately. The most curious of them been posted by sammy402002 when he asked "Who was the best Jesus in film?". Curious because as we all know Jesus is a actor going by the name of Tom Cruise. We know this because anyone who can earn as much as Tom for making poor films like his has got to have the power of god on his side.
D-rock borrowed DrDeath's newly invented time machine. His aim was to go back to the 80's to remember and see the pornstars of that era. But all didn't quite go to plan. As he forgot this was DrDeath's time machine. Instead of ending up in the mists of pornstar heaven. He actually arrived on the b-movie slasher film with pornstar actresses getting killed off Sam Hain.
Poggy's defence in his case against the assault on another member actually revealed the true reason he attacked him. It wasn't because of the joke he'd played on Poggy. It was actually for the fact the member in question had stolen all Lucy's bras and was at the time auctioning them off on ebay as double hammocks.
Renegade1Oh pasted 1000 posts. One of the nicest and friendly characters decided to go for a meal to celebrate. The waitress he got was most likely the worst waitress in the world. During the starter she dropped it into Renegade1Oh lap. The main course she brought was totally wrong but Renegade1Oh still said nothing. The dessert she forgot totally and while serving the coffee she knocked the candle red hot wax and all onto Renegade1Oh. To the amazement of everyone in the restaurant he still tipped her double. But what FMWW has found out is the reason why. She didn't forget the dessert at all, she was the dessert when Renegade1Oh went to the toilet.
Vicky Vette posted a thread to inform the members she and Sara Jay was getting together for pictures and webcam show. Friday on my mi got a big shock though when he logged in to see the pictures and the following webcam show. The picture was of the two ladies doing charity work serving homeless people fully clothed. So he decided he couldn't miss the webcam show then as that must be going to be hot. He wasn't disappointed as it was one of the hottest ever. The webcam showed for one hour a sign reading "gone for a dip in the pool together in this heatwave".
Beliel is looking for the queen of porn. In his search he placed a advert in the local paper and got a good response too. So he decided to hire a hall for the night and really get down to the bottom of this. His joy turned to shock the moment he walked in the door. His eyes wasn't greated by the sight of lots of gorgeous women. But a load of drag queens dressed up as pornstars.
With a massive influx of polls on the board lately. The most curious of them been posted by sammy402002 when he asked "Who was the best Jesus in film?". Curious because as we all know Jesus is a actor going by the name of Tom Cruise. We know this because anyone who can earn as much as Tom for making poor films like his has got to have the power of god on his side.
D-rock borrowed DrDeath's newly invented time machine. His aim was to go back to the 80's to remember and see the pornstars of that era. But all didn't quite go to plan. As he forgot this was DrDeath's time machine. Instead of ending up in the mists of pornstar heaven. He actually arrived on the b-movie slasher film with pornstar actresses getting killed off Sam Hain.
Poggy's defence in his case against the assault on another member actually revealed the true reason he attacked him. It wasn't because of the joke he'd played on Poggy. It was actually for the fact the member in question had stolen all Lucy's bras and was at the time auctioning them off on ebay as double hammocks.
Renegade1Oh pasted 1000 posts. One of the nicest and friendly characters decided to go for a meal to celebrate. The waitress he got was most likely the worst waitress in the world. During the starter she dropped it into Renegade1Oh lap. The main course she brought was totally wrong but Renegade1Oh still said nothing. The dessert she forgot totally and while serving the coffee she knocked the candle red hot wax and all onto Renegade1Oh. To the amazement of everyone in the restaurant he still tipped her double. But what FMWW has found out is the reason why. She didn't forget the dessert at all, she was the dessert when Renegade1Oh went to the toilet.
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See now, you said all that not me, but now that you mentioned it...
All funny stuff as always, D and poggy. LOVE THIS THREAD!
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dave_rhino
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Good stuff D and P!
You know something. I was bored last night and went through this thread to what I thought would just be killing time. But it turned out to be something different.
I started this thread nearly 18 months ago now. Based roughly on something that used to be on a TV program. It's meant as I hope it is received as fun. As always when you go back through a thread it brought back memories of former members I've known in my nearly 2 years on this board. But the laughs it brings up is still there even on the old posts.
But I'm sure I speak for D-rock too and Tunsty who comes on with his usual brand of wit at times. Thank you for all the kind words and taking this thread as it's meant. The kind words and compliments do help you when the creative juices are a little dry :thumbsup:
My one compliant is that they aren't more members writing the posts. As I know from reading posts here that there is some very funny members on this board. It's just a pity they don't use some of that humour to post on here
I started this thread nearly 18 months ago now. Based roughly on something that used to be on a TV program. It's meant as I hope it is received as fun. As always when you go back through a thread it brought back memories of former members I've known in my nearly 2 years on this board. But the laughs it brings up is still there even on the old posts.
But I'm sure I speak for D-rock too and Tunsty who comes on with his usual brand of wit at times. Thank you for all the kind words and taking this thread as it's meant. The kind words and compliments do help you when the creative juices are a little dry :thumbsup:
My one compliant is that they aren't more members writing the posts. As I know from reading posts here that there is some very funny members on this board. It's just a pity they don't use some of that humour to post on here
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As far as I am concerned, there are two reasons why I'm not posting here:My one compliant is that they aren't more members writing the posts. As I know from reading posts here that there is some very funny members on this board. It's just a pity they don't use some of that humour to post on here
1) I don't command over any kind of humor.
2) This appears to be a vehicle for ca. six to eight members to kiss each others buttocks.
Funny enough? :1orglaugh
So you don't read my posts then. As most of them are on different board members each week. As they are based on members who have posted something during that week I can make a funny off.
Really should have checked the thread before you made that statement. Especially when your quoting off me :o
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