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[poggy]

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Poggy has been so busy that he hasn't been on much. But that has meant good news on the Lucy front as that is where he has been. With the boom in demand for Lucy has meant his work load has trebled. But there was some good news for Poggy though. As this has meant that Lucy hasn't been wearing much of late.

Deeeze won SOTW again with another masterpiece. But FMWW has found out that he is now married to a certainly lady he has used a fair bit in his sigs. But there is a condition in the marriage terms. He can no longer use her in his sigs!

Legzman wants to know who should be the next President. There are rumours going round that it is because he is thinking of running himself. But FMWW does see one problem with his campaign posters. They are not quite sure you are aloud to use a very sexy stocking clad pair of legs with Legzman written down one and for President down the other.

D-rock seems to think that the great Jod mystery has been solved. But FMWW week has found new information on what really is going on. Jod is not one of DrDeath's clones. In fact Jod is a alien that has been secretly living on this planet for the last 30 plus years. He is so cleaver that he even fooled Mr and Mrs Jod into believing there was a nine months pregnancy and a baby at the end of it. But the reason has nothing to do with computer problems why he hasn't been on. It is in fact he has been back home on his home planet reporting on his findings on Earth so far. It's is said that the recent brief visit on the board was beamed from his home planet to fool everyone that he was still here. This report came from the new feature writer we have signed off the National Enquirer.

 

[D-rock]

Dr.Death is starting to get back in shape while he has been working. He has lost some of the excess weight he has put back on, but now people are worried about him. They say he better be careful or he will end up all skin and bones.

Poggy had to be careful this week as he took his computer to work to work on his Lucy projects. He was almost caught by his boss coming up behind him but his boss decided to check on the Internet for some of the new Lucy pictures he had been waiting to see at the last second. Poggy ended saving himself and didn't even know it.

Dave Rhino recently got his 4,000th post. He celebrated by having his zookeeper take him out for some Jagermiester. When the zookeeper asked how come he drank so much he responded that rhinos are big animals so naturally it takes a lot of alcohol to get them drunk. He then trampled bar getting into a fight with a person that said hippopotamuses were better than rhinoceroses.

The battle for the Bobble Girl of the Year has heated up on Freeones. To decide the fate of it a mud-wrestling match is in the works. Georges has volunteered to be the special guest referee in the match and he said if any naughty business goes on like spontaneous kissing or inappropriate groping from the ladies he will have to get in there to enforce his own style of penalties on them.

 

[icerfan]

Great work guys! :rofl2:

This thread rules! :bowdown:

 

[poggy]

This week on FreeOnes Members Webcam Week...


Aces&Jacks hit the 11,000 posts this week. The ID master decided to try and have sometime off and relax at a local bar. What he didn't know was that his local bar was having a special guess the model contest. The top prize was a two week holiday on a desert island away from the world. So A&J thought he'd enter as he needed a vacation. But what he has kept secret is the fact he only finished 3rd behind some balding fat man in 2nd and a stunning blonde who won with a perfect score. Did someone say fix?

Georges announced that he will be absent from the board for a little while. He is going on a much needed vacation away from it all. To make sure he gets total rest the place he is going too only will allow small boobed women for the whole time he's there.

Legzman wants to know the last bad movie you saw. He kicked off the thread by saying he "I know who killed me". The only question that remains to be answered now is, how does he let people know as he's dead?

LadyLove and Undertaker won SOTW with LL's sig. There are rumours going round that this isn't the only thing the two are working on together. But the fate of LL's coffee making will have to wait though as there are more sig's to be done.

Poggy meanwhile is still on the Lucy chase. He is currently seeking out more preview pictures of Lucy's 2008 calendar. The two he has currently found was two none topless pictures. But the reason he's trying to find it is so not to show them to members. But to alter them so there are no topless pictures in her calendar. As this will make the one he gets with the topless pictures still in place all that more special.

 

[icerfan]

Good stuff poggy! :rofl:

 

[member006]

Again, great stuff and in case anyone missed the first 42 times I've said it heres #43.

I LOVE THIS THREAD!.

LL

 

[drdeath67]

LMAO Funny as always fellas!

 

[poggy]

Thank you lady and gentlemen :bowdown:

It can be hard work sometimes making these posts. But others it just comes easy.

But the main thing is...no members or Poggy's was hurt while making these posts :1orglaugh

 

[Aces&Jacks]

This week on FreeOnes Members Webcam Week...


Aces&Jacks hit the 11,000 posts this week. The ID master decided to try and have sometime off and relax at a local bar. What he didn't know was that his local bar was having a special guess the model contest. The top prize was a two week holiday on a desert island away from the world. So A&J thought he'd enter as he needed a vacation. But what he has kept secret is the fact he only finished 3rd behind some balding fat man in 2nd and a stunning blonde who won with a perfect score. Did someone say fix?

That bitch was fucking the judges. I protested but they just put a boot in my ass and tossed me out the door.

 

[LEGIONS]

:glugglug::glugglug::glugglug::rofl:

 

[D-rock]

Dr.Death got upset when he tried selling his newest invention, bottled soylent green. Things didn’t go over to well with some people that said his charging that much for just a bottle of soylent green was too much. The Doc countered that it was only half the price of bottled water and was packed full of nutrients and energy, yet some people will still buy the bottled water.

AFA made a major purchase of Dr.Death’s bottled soylent green after he heard about it. When asked why he said it contained his all time favorite flavor, green.

Roald decided to finally put up a cam show of himself. He didn’t think he would do that well being just a regular guy and all but he ended up getting over 3,000 hits on it his first time. He thought things were going great, but upon further investigation it seems that LadyLove accounted for almost all of them.

Belfastsixpack tried to get his name changed about a week ago. It seems he has been letting himself go lately and didn’t think his name suited him anymore. He wanted to be known as Belfastkeg but they didn’t allow him to go through with it.

Dr.Motorcity wrote a long and thoughtful post about current events that was well thought out and made complete sense to all that read it. Unfortunately for him, for some reason after they all got done reading it nobody realize it was him that wrote it.

 

[icerfan]

Roald decided to finally put up a cam show of himself. He didn’t think he would do that well being just a regular guy and all but he ended up getting over 3,000 hits on it his first time. He thought things were going great, but upon further investigation it seems that LadyLove accounted for almost all of them.

LadyLove! You naughty girl! :nono:

Great stuff D! :rofl:

 

[poggy]

This week on FreeOnes Members Webcam Week...



Dave_Rhino won SOTW. But Mr Rhino is also is a dying out breed. One problem is that they just can't seem to find many Miss Rhino's. This includes our own DR. FMWW sent a reporter to follow Dave and see just what his current situation is. Said reporter still hasn't returned but we did find his camera. On which is some rather boarding pornagraphic pictures of Dave with a blonde lady I seem to have seen somewhere before (he says looking at Dave's sig). But it is the last one that has shocked us the most. It's of our reporter and a Rhino with a dress on. Is Dave and Mrs Rhino into the swinging scene? Is this why all the Rhino's is in trouble?

Calpoon is pondering on starting a new form of extreme fighting contest. It will be based on the true superhero's versus the non true superhero's. The first contest he wants to line up is Magneto against Iron Man. His only problem though is the two available venues for it. One is a old swimming pool and there is fear that Iron Man will rust. The other is a scrap yard and the fear there is that Magneto would just end up as a pile of junk.

Rian_Evilclown really made his impression on the board with his politeness. His statement of "stupid Americans" won him a two week trip to America wearing everyday a shirt with the exact same statement on it.

Angela&Felicity is asking for pornstar emails. But the one's they are getting aren't exactly the type they wanted. So far they've had over 300 replies and everyone of them is Ron Jeremy's.

Poggy this week past 7,000 posts. But his posting is going to take a serious dent in future. As he can't post the way he used to in Lucy's thread no more. Been very down hearted by this and like a true man (a big kid) he has the sulks on. So he taking his Lucy and going home with her so no one can see her then.

Plastique needs some advice on how to (his words) dumb a girlfriend. But he wasn't quite expecting some of the answer he got. The really mild ones was...In a river, put her in the trunk of a car that going to be crushed at the scrap yard. Put her under the patio like they did in Brookside. But the one that confused him most was the one from a secret poster. All it said was "the council charge extra for ex girlfriends at the dump"

 

[member006]

Roald decided to finally put up a cam show of himself. He didn’t think he would do that well being just a regular guy and all but he ended up getting over 3,000 hits on it his first time. He thought things were going great, but upon further investigation it seems that LadyLove accounted for almost all of them.

LadyLove! You naughty girl! :nono:

Great stuff D! :rofl:

:o Guilty, I only looked 2,568 times though. I think tunsty accounts for the rest.

LL

 

[drdeath67]

:o Guilty, I only looked 2,568 times though. I think tunsty accounts for the rest.

LL

:rofl::rofl:

 

[poggy]

I'm going to make a appeal here.

Could someone please make a post in this thread. I really need cheering up as I've had some very bad news yesterday. Today just been one hell of a bad day as will the whole of next week. So as you might guess I'm not really in the mood to make a post myself. But serious need something to laugh at. Even if it only cheers me up for a bit.

 

[D-rock]

I'm going to make a appeal here.

Could someone please make a post in this thread. I really need cheering up as I've had some very bad news yesterday. Today just been one hell of a bad day as will the whole of next week. So as you might guess I'm not really in the mood to make a post myself. But serious need something to laugh at. Even if it only cheers me up for a bit.

I have been gathering some material for tomorrow, so maybe that will do the trick.

 

[poggy]

I have been gathering some material for tomorrow, so maybe that will do the trick.

Thanks D-rock :thumbsup:

 

[D-rock]

Dr.Death has been working on putting a small screen and keyboard into his chopping axe so he can get on the Internet at work. When somebody asked him if that would cause him to make mistakes the Doc said he has never made one while using a cutting instrument. When that same person inquired about all the people he got the doc asked the person why he thought they were accidents.

BNF announced that he was going to start a contest to make a member of the board part of the Freeones crew. The competition was tough as many people battled it out to become the victor. The winner ended up cheering as he thought he was going to be made into the next moderator. Little did he know that Freeones didn't need a new mod. Instead BNF decided that the Freeones headquarters needed a "wipe-ist" stationed in the bathroom for the needs of the rest of Freeones team. It seems the winner of the contest was AssFakka. The Freeones team decided his curiosity of feces was enough to put him over the edge in the qualifications for the job.

LadyLove has been making some signatures by herself lately. She was going to make one of herself to compete in the Freeone’s Signature of the Week contest, but thought putting an image of herself up would be an unfair advantage over the other guys.

Dr.Motorcity got excited this week when he got a phone call inviting him to a convention of scientist and doctors in the city of Detroit that was to discus the subject of Al Kaline material. He spent the better part of the week preparing and perfecting this presentation. He knew something was strange when he showed up though. Finally he realized that he must have misheard. It wasn’t Al Kaline materials they were discussing it was alkaline materials.

Both David Beckham and Tom Brady were attending a charity event this week when they saw a fan running up to them. They were getting their pens ready because they assumed they were going to have to sign another autograph. The next thing anybody knew they were both running as fast as they could out of the building. It seems it was Foxelipus that was chasing after them. They could tell it was him by the 50 messages he left on both of their answering machines after he found their numbers.

Poggy found out that he wouldn’t be able to put up as many Lucy pictures as before on Freeones. This can only mean one thing for him. He now as to start his own webpage and use his influence with Lucy so can take pictures of her just to create his own galleries to link to. When asked where he will put all of his best pictures he said that people would have to pay him for them now…after they beg him to let them do it.

 

[poggy]

Poggy found out that he wouldn’t be able to put up as many Lucy pictures as before on Freeones. This can only mean one thing for him. He now as to start his own webpage and use his influence with Lucy so can take pictures of her just to create his own galleries to link to. When asked where he will put all of his best pictures he said that people would have to pay him for them now…after they beg him to let them do it.

Thank you D-rock, great work as always :bowdown:


It has cheered me up some for a bit :hatsoff: