FreeOnes Members Webcam Week!

A thread has come up on Freeones asking what the average age of Freeones users are. The answer came up to be around 1,500 years old. It seems iamforever’s age threw off the average.
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i did hesitate to take part in the poll. but i saw how much fun the voters were having. :1orglaugh
 
Oh my God! This is the first time I have EVER looked at this thread. I thought from the title since I didn't have a webcam and have a slow connection so I wouldn't really be able to look at others webcams, I would have nothing to contribute or gain! LOL This is possibly the funniest thread ever! I will now become a religious reader!

My only disappointment is that I have not been mentioned to my knowledge. But don't get me wrong, in no way am I annoyed at that. I've only been here a couple months and tend to not say anything too outrageous so it's understandable.;)
:work your way up, senob, keep your eyes on the prize:
Just wanted to congratulate the many contributors on the success and humor of this thread. I discover something great that is new to me on Freeones every day!
 
Oh my God! This is the first time I have EVER looked at this thread. I thought from the title since I didn't have a webcam and have a slow connection so I wouldn't really be able to look at others webcams, I would have nothing to contribute or gain! LOL This is possibly the funniest thread ever! I will now become a religious reader!

you naughty boy you. :1orglaugh
 
Oh my God! This is the first time I have EVER looked at this thread. I thought from the title since I didn't have a webcam and have a slow connection so I wouldn't really be able to look at others webcams, I would have nothing to contribute or gain! LOL This is possibly the funniest thread ever! I will now become a religious reader!

My only disappointment is that I have not been mentioned to my knowledge. But don't get me wrong, in no way am I annoyed at that. I've only been here a couple months and tend to not say anything too outrageous so it's understandable.;)
:work your way up, senob, keep your eyes on the prize:
Just wanted to congratulate the many contributors on the success and humor of this thread. I discover something great that is new to me on Freeones every day!

Welcome to the world Senob44 :wave:

You don't need to say outrageous things to get onto this thread. Sometimes you don't even need to say anything but congrats to someone. Ask Comanduc, that is what happens to him :D

But your post above could make you end up on here ;)
 

dave_rhino

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Yeeah I love this thread. I've always thought of doing a post myself, but the problem is I know I'll end up being too offensive and not everyone would find it amusing :D
 
Yeeah I love this thread. I've always thought of doing a post myself, but the problem is I know I'll end up being too offensive and not everyone would find it amusing :D

Ha! Yeah that's exactly how I feel about posting in here too. Not to mention, if I start posting in here, I'd probably end ruining the thread. :uohs:
 
This appears to be a vehicle for ca. six to eight members to kiss each others buttocks.

But according to DVC this thread isn't funny. It's just for the close friends meetings :rofl:

As I've said before I like doing them. As I believe D-rock and Tunsty do. Yes they are work at times. But as long as everyone likes them, then it turns into more a pleasure.

Oh and yes I'll be posting one this weekend ;)
 
I'm almost embarrassed to admit this, but sometimes I will take down notes if I think of something good during the week or two I come up with stuff just so I don't forget. :1orglaugh
 

dick van cock

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But according to DVC this thread isn't funny. It's just for the close friends meetings :rofl:
Sorry to soil your precious little thread once more, but you addressed me (somehow)

I still say that this thread is not my cup of tea, because my definition of humor differs apparently on two matters:

1) It's repetitive.

You tend to hit the same strings again and again: The Doc is creepy / bizarre (in an undefined way), Tunsty is funny (in an undefined way), LL loves coffee, poggy loves Lucy, IAF is older than dirt.

Sounds like a one-note tune to me.

2) It's not bizarre enough for my taste.

You try not to step on anyone's toes. To make me laugh, it had to be more aggressive. That's the difference between Benny Hill and W.C. Fields.

To give you an example from my own oeuvre: When I put up a poster in last week's Giveaway thread, ridiculing the Maddie hysteria, I was quickly scolded by another member for being "sick".

Sick is funny! IMO...

You Might say: "dvc if you don't like, don't read it!" And that's exactly what I will do. Starting NOW!

Have fun, folks! :wave:
 
Seriously needs to look at my posts, as I told you before. As I do anybody as I've said before.

New, old, regular, none regular, they all are there to be done if I can think of something for them. Or like D-rock if I see something during the week and think of something. Then I'll jot it down and comeback to it.

The reason some people gets featured more than others is simple. They are the regulars and make more posts. They also know and take this thread as it's meant, good hearted fun. Plus you know more about them from their posting.

Apart from me liking Lucy and Liverpool FC. I've never given too much away about me personally. So what else can someone pick on. Lucy is a easy one because I can tend to go over the top on her and I know I can :o
 
You Might say: "dvc if you don't like, don't read it!" And that's exactly what I will do. Starting NOW!

Have fun, folks! :wave:

If that is the case then THANKS.

For something that wasn't your "cup of tea" and something you never had to look at or mention anything about you seemed to go out of your way to bitch about it.

Not to mention this is supposed to be a lighthearted thread; it always has been. If it stepped on other peoples’ toes it would just be nothing more than a tool to subtly flame other people, which would just get it shut down eventually.
 
But according to DVC this thread isn't funny. It's just for the close friends meetings :rofl:

As I've said before I like doing them. As I believe D-rock and Tunsty do. Yes they are work at times. But as long as everyone likes them, then it turns into more a pleasure.

Oh and yes I'll be posting one this weekend ;)



The best thing is, I don't have to make it up...it really happens!;)
 
This week on FreeOnes Members Webcam Week...


Senob44 finally found that FMWW wasn't anything to do with webcams. He then spent the rest of the week finding out his stitching wasn't strong enough to take it either. As he split his sides laughing.

DrDeath celebrated his 40th birthday in his own style. He went off to his holiday home on Death Island with his sexy assistant KittyKat. This is the one place he can relax from all the pursuits of the law. As all the law on Death Island are his clones programmed to only arrest the good.

Week 2's FreeOnes contest winners went out to celebrate their win...

Poggy who claimed first prize went off to try to see a new show in town. It wasn't quite what he expected though from the title 'Alone In The Dark'. He though it would be some kind of horror or such like. Instead found himself sat in a pitch black theatre for 2 hours.

Dave Rhino who came second went to a club. All was great, a lady asked him to dance. Dave has great agility for a rhino and can really burn up the dance floor. In fact he was that good they invited him up onto a stage area to showboat his moves. That is when it happened, the stage collapsed and he was thrown out for dancing without a rhino licence.

Kung Fu Dude who came third went to a Bruce Lee marathon at the local cinema. Half way into the 2 day event Chuck Norris turned up and stated he was going to kick everyones ass in the cinema to prove he was the best Kung Fu master of all time. Chuck was doing quite well till he got in KFD's view of the screen. So KFD quitely got up walked up to Chuck and did the only real kung fu finisher move you can do in a cinema. The Popcorn Punch, you hit a person in the head that hard their head heats up so much their head looks like a giant piece of popcorn. So KFD even got a free snack to watch the second half of the marathon.
 
^^^True I did split my sides laughing, though I must report this time it was not from this thread. Actually, I caught tunsty being serious in a couple posts!:eek: I had previously thought he was an experimental humor machine: Totally Uber-Hilarious Never Sleeping TYpist :dunno:

So when I got to the hospital, the doc told me, "You're lucky the usual guy is on vacation on his private island." I didn't realize how close I had come to utter disaster, until I read the above post and made the connection!:eek:

So to Dr. Death, enjoy yourself, take your time on vacation and hopefully we can have someone else take my stitches out in two weeks!!!!:D
 
BNF company car broke down so they had to get him a new one for a trip his employer wanted him to go on. Unfortunately for BNF all the cars in the fleet were already taken….except for one that is. In the very back of their storage center they found an old, run down, exceptionally large, American SUV that an oil Tycoon from Texas left there on a business trip a long time ago. Unable to use his own car BNF was forced to drive around in that for two weeks. Every time he passed an attractive woman he would have to duck his head for fear of being seen in the SUV. All the other times he bowed his head in shame, especially when filling up on fuel. He tried to explain but nobody would listen to him. He was so melancholy that he couldn’t even make use of the large amount of empty space in the back on his spare time.

Dr.Death almost made a mistake on the Signature of the Week thread. He blamed his miscounting on his old age seeing as he recently turned 40. However we have learned the true reason for the mistake. He was distracted by the special birthday present KittyKat got for him.

Christmas_Ape recently got to 3,000 posts and 100 rep points. When asked what the secret to his success was he stated it must have the combination of vigor and wisdom that comes from belonging the most important age group.

Ichi-chan asked if God and the Devil could have possibly been brothers. Not getting a satisfactory answer from the people or Freeones he has now moved on to a question that might be more easily answered and in fact more important. He asked if Poppin' Fresh the Pillsbury Doughboy, The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and the Michelin Man were all related.

Unable to find a suitable container for donuts to stay fresh in LadyLove has started a protest outside the entrance to her local bakery until they give in and put them in something that can close shut. To her disappointment she found out that under current technological advances the world won’t be able to come up with a container that adequately closes until the year 2019.

Poggy won Signature of the Week with a picture of Lucy in some of her patriotic clothing. In another newsworthy event the country is short of flags as people race to pick up one for themselves in record numbers.
 

BNF

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BNF company car broke down so they had to get him a new one for a trip his employer wanted him to go on. Unfortunately for BNF all the cars in the fleet were already taken….except for one that is. In the very back of their storage center they found an old, run down, exceptionally large, American SUV that an oil Tycoon from Texas left there on a business trip a long time ago. Unable to use his own car BNF was forced to drive around in that for two weeks. Every time he passed an attractive woman he would have to duck his head for fear of being seen in the SUV. All the other times he bowed his head in shame, especially when filling up on fuel. He tried to explain but nobody would listen to him. He was so melancholy that he couldn’t even make use of the large amount of empty space in the back on his spare time.

That's an absolute riot. I almost think that I've posted too much about me, if you can parody me so well! :rofl: :thumbsup:
 
Dr.Death almost made a mistake on the Signature of the Week thread. He blamed his miscounting on his old age seeing as he recently turned 40. However we have learned the true reason for the mistake. He was distracted by the special birthday present KittyKat got for him.
:o Busted! ;)
 
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