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:yesyes: Its true, its all true. I did it, I confess. :o
Lmao :rofl2: Have I mentioned lately I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!
Great stuff "D" .
Note: Update coming soon on Doc and the floods soon. I'm waiting on a pic from the Walmart manager that keeps me abreast of his movements.
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Lmao :rofl2: Have I mentioned lately I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!
Great stuff "D" .
Note: Update coming soon on Doc and the floods soon. I'm waiting on a pic from the Walmart manager that keeps me abreast of his movements.
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Thanks, I'm glad you liked it. I was wondering when you were going to get around to reading it though.
member006
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Thanks, I'm glad you liked it. I was wondering when you were going to get around to reading it though.
I was again gone for a few days and had a lot of catching up to do. I don't subscribe to threads so I try to look for my faves.
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I was again gone for a few days and had a lot of catching up to do. I don't subscribe to threads so I try to look for my faves.
LL
That's a bad move. Not only because you might miss something good. But also it's a lot easier to find when subscribed to a thread.
Ax3C
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I wish I had a TENTH of the creativeness and imagination that all of y'all put into these posts. I love to write, but I just cannot wrap my mind around how to write something humorous that people would appreciate and not see as being sarcastic.
To each of you who has contributed in this thread:
You've created memories here ... laughter, smiles, and good times. I, for one, love reading the newest replies and additions. It makes me laugh a lot of the time and quite frankly, who among us doesn't laugh or at least chuckle and giggle when we read these excerpts?
Keep up the great work, everyone. :bowdown: :bowdown: :thumbsup: :hatsoff:
What?!
I thought all of it was true!..
Well, I'm not going to listen to anymore idle gossip..much better to get my info from the walls of public toilets etc:thumbsup:
what ever happened to our Mate Jod?.....
I have said this once before, If I could string a sentence together that was remotely humerous, I would be having a great time in this thread. Since my imagination is somewhat lacking, I do the next best thing and that is read the posts and encourouge those that keep this thread alive.
keep up the great work guys!!
UDPDATE: jdb67 22 posts.:thumbsup:
The old computer problems. He did pop in a while back saying he's working on sorting it out. But nothing yet
member006
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UPDATE
I was worried about Doc with those severe storms in Texas and haven't seen him around here. After an extensive search, the manager of the WalMart emailed me this picture. They all know him by name there you know. He was found in the parking lot, sitting in the stack of hard plastic molded pools playing with the floating 7-11 cups and the birds that were perching on his hat. Safe and sound, just a bit stirred and slightly shaken like a good martini.
Although they were confused when he kept mumbling things like FreeOnes, computer, 'where's my skulls?' I emailed back and explained so all's well that ends well.
LL
UPDATE Today: Good news, Doc is at home and fully recovered. Although while in the hospital the day after his ordeal that I reported here, he managed to slip away once. This picture was taken by the store manager just before he called to have him picked up. Still medicated and mumbling FreeOnes, skulls, my computer and rollbacks he went back to the hospital with the EMT's without incident. All well that ends well I say.
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Aces&Jacks
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If only 3 people responded in this thread it would still be good. Even if one person created a story about the same person every time, it would still be a good thread. Why? Because it shows the creativity of the person writing the little scenario. It doesn't take a great mind to list their top five favorite pornstars. But to create a humorous tale from the events that occurred during the previous week takes imagination. So whether those tales are about one person or many different people, it's a better read than most of the other stuff in some of these threads.
Something a little different here. As I've not been at work all week I've been putting this little thing together. Read through it, you never know you might be in it...
BNF came back from a week off the board after a vacation and in catching up found...
D-rock sat in a bar drinking a bottle of whiskey but not in celebration of hitting the 8,000 post mark. It was because he was drowning his sorrows after Priya had sent him a email to tell him she found another. Priya was at that very moment across the bar laughing at that ultimate joke been told by Tunsty. Who was in the bar after auditioning for a part in Beauty and the Beast. This was to be opposite Erica Campbell playing Beauty but even Tunsty couldn't get the part of the beast as this went too jdb67. This shock appointment came after jdb67 had been on a visit to his doctor. DrDeath after treating jdb67 and giving him one of his special face lifts then turned his attention to his latest project. He was trying to create the ultimate link poster which he was using the DNA he's stolen from Stevie, Monkey_28 and Gape_Fan.
Meanwhile in the store across the street LadyLove was buying some coffee as she had run out staying up all night. This was because she'd been trying to create a sig for god himself FreeOnes. As she was there she bumped into Iamforever in the music section. But he quickly hid the items he had in his hands as he didn't want his secret to come out that he was a closet Spice Girls fan. On her way past the magazine section she caught a glimpse of a android scanning the adult magazines. It had no serial number on it but it did have a old piece of tape stuck to it saying 'Aces&Jacks'. But at the counter was a customer called McRocket arguing with the counter clerk called Comanduc. But it wasn't on anything that would change the world like politics or on such a event as a sport. No it was all about the fact that the charity box was next to the slot machines.
During all this the work crew outside consisting of Poggy, Hedonis, Icerfan, holdol and Deeeze was on a break. High up on the scaffolding they was looking down at the neighbours yard where a certain lady by the name of Lucy Pinder was taking a dip in the pool. But their foreman Aegis caught them and put them to work on the cellar. Where he'd not been totally cruel, he'd left them a peep hole which they was allow 1 minute each at during breaks. Pitino was meanwhile out on a materials pick up from the Vicky Vette building yard. This was the best place in town as we all know she needs some building work herself every morning. Making them two great lumps behave themselves and not come bursting out.
(It was just a bit of a thing I was trying :dunno
BNF came back from a week off the board after a vacation and in catching up found...
D-rock sat in a bar drinking a bottle of whiskey but not in celebration of hitting the 8,000 post mark. It was because he was drowning his sorrows after Priya had sent him a email to tell him she found another. Priya was at that very moment across the bar laughing at that ultimate joke been told by Tunsty. Who was in the bar after auditioning for a part in Beauty and the Beast. This was to be opposite Erica Campbell playing Beauty but even Tunsty couldn't get the part of the beast as this went too jdb67. This shock appointment came after jdb67 had been on a visit to his doctor. DrDeath after treating jdb67 and giving him one of his special face lifts then turned his attention to his latest project. He was trying to create the ultimate link poster which he was using the DNA he's stolen from Stevie, Monkey_28 and Gape_Fan.
Meanwhile in the store across the street LadyLove was buying some coffee as she had run out staying up all night. This was because she'd been trying to create a sig for god himself FreeOnes. As she was there she bumped into Iamforever in the music section. But he quickly hid the items he had in his hands as he didn't want his secret to come out that he was a closet Spice Girls fan. On her way past the magazine section she caught a glimpse of a android scanning the adult magazines. It had no serial number on it but it did have a old piece of tape stuck to it saying 'Aces&Jacks'. But at the counter was a customer called McRocket arguing with the counter clerk called Comanduc. But it wasn't on anything that would change the world like politics or on such a event as a sport. No it was all about the fact that the charity box was next to the slot machines.
During all this the work crew outside consisting of Poggy, Hedonis, Icerfan, holdol and Deeeze was on a break. High up on the scaffolding they was looking down at the neighbours yard where a certain lady by the name of Lucy Pinder was taking a dip in the pool. But their foreman Aegis caught them and put them to work on the cellar. Where he'd not been totally cruel, he'd left them a peep hole which they was allow 1 minute each at during breaks. Pitino was meanwhile out on a materials pick up from the Vicky Vette building yard. This was the best place in town as we all know she needs some building work herself every morning. Making them two great lumps behave themselves and not come bursting out.
(It was just a bit of a thing I was trying :dunno
member006
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LOL Its great. lol @ Spice Girls.
Please everyone, let me say a few off topic words. My post above concerning Doc was made yesterday not knowing Texas was being hit again last night with severe storms. I in no way was poking fun at any tragedy and my thoughts and prayers this afternoon go out to the people of Texas who were devastated by storms again last night.
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Please everyone, let me say a few off topic words. My post above concerning Doc was made yesterday not knowing Texas was being hit again last night with severe storms. I in no way was poking fun at any tragedy and my thoughts and prayers this afternoon go out to the people of Texas who were devastated by storms again last night.
LL
Dr.Death has received an award for reducing the health care cost of the people in his area. In fact a recent study has shown that a large portion of people that go to see Dr.Death never had to go to the hospital ever again. They are still trying to track down some of those people so they can find the exact reason that is.
LadyLove ended up suing D-rock. It seems one of D-rock’s recent signatures had a picture of Priya licking her knee. LadyLove tried to see if she could also do this and threw out her back. She then field suit against D-rock for encouraging that type of behavior. It seems in the settlement D-rock has to come over to LadyLove’s house after she gets off work every day to massage out the stiffness in her back for the foreseeable future.
I’m a recent thread by McRocket it was asked if people would think the world would be better off if they were no longer in it. Iamforever got confused when he read that seeing that he couldn’t come up with a scenario where he wouldn’t be here.
Slowhand won Signature of the Week. What he didn’t tell anybody is that he barely made his signature in time. He started it months ago but his hands moved so slowly that he just finished it now.
Poggy started a Poll on Polls. Things didn’t turn out as expected when it turned into a 25 page argument on who made the best pole vaulting sticks to jump over electric poles.
Facetious has came out and said he might have been too harsh on some people and will from now on trust all governments and corporations he comes across.
Foxycougar came back to see how the board was doing. She said she was just interested in seeing how many “Which women has the best ass” threads had popped up during her time away. On further investigation it seems that she really came back to pray on her favorite stalkee. Unfortunately John Cusack hasn’t joined the board yet like she thought so she had to settle for D-rock.
LadyLove ended up suing D-rock. It seems one of D-rock’s recent signatures had a picture of Priya licking her knee. LadyLove tried to see if she could also do this and threw out her back. She then field suit against D-rock for encouraging that type of behavior. It seems in the settlement D-rock has to come over to LadyLove’s house after she gets off work every day to massage out the stiffness in her back for the foreseeable future.
I’m a recent thread by McRocket it was asked if people would think the world would be better off if they were no longer in it. Iamforever got confused when he read that seeing that he couldn’t come up with a scenario where he wouldn’t be here.
Slowhand won Signature of the Week. What he didn’t tell anybody is that he barely made his signature in time. He started it months ago but his hands moved so slowly that he just finished it now.
Poggy started a Poll on Polls. Things didn’t turn out as expected when it turned into a 25 page argument on who made the best pole vaulting sticks to jump over electric poles.
Facetious has came out and said he might have been too harsh on some people and will from now on trust all governments and corporations he comes across.
Foxycougar came back to see how the board was doing. She said she was just interested in seeing how many “Which women has the best ass” threads had popped up during her time away. On further investigation it seems that she really came back to pray on her favorite stalkee. Unfortunately John Cusack hasn’t joined the board yet like she thought so she had to settle for D-rock.
A thread has come up on Freeones asking what the average age of Freeones users are. The answer came up to be around 1,500 years old. It seems iamforever’s age threw off the average.
Another thread came up that wondered if F1 racing was contributing too much to global warming. The people on Freeones determined that it had. Not only that they also determined that breathing also contributes to global warming with the release of extra carbon dioxide so to do our part the members of Freeones have all decided that they will alternate holding their breaths for long periods of time and breathing normally to save the environment.
free4440273 was asked if it was possible for breast to be too big. He responded maybe if they step on them when they walk from place to place, but other than that it good.
AFA is trying to get a new event put into the Olympics. He plans to have a pancake on top of a long pole greased with butter that people will have to climb and eat the fastest. He has already started a debate on which part of the event is more important, the pancake or the pole.
Some mysterious two-headed turtles have shown up at Freeoens. Dr.Death explained they were a part of his newest experiment, but something went wrong. They only ended up 1/250th of their expected size. He had to let them go because they were of no use to him except for maybe nipping at the heels of people that came by.
LadyLove brought up a concern about aerial photographs compromising sensitive areas. On further investigation we have found that isn’t her main concerned. She is really worried about a photograph taken of her place that shows where her secret shoe collection is hidden. She knows how many people want to get their hands on it.
Holdol has made a deal with the people in the Freeones office. He will give them free car washes for a year, and they will send him Officially Checked Star Members to fill out his roster of car washers. The members of Freeones will get the opportunity to vote on what their uniforms will look like.
Another thread came up that wondered if F1 racing was contributing too much to global warming. The people on Freeones determined that it had. Not only that they also determined that breathing also contributes to global warming with the release of extra carbon dioxide so to do our part the members of Freeones have all decided that they will alternate holding their breaths for long periods of time and breathing normally to save the environment.
free4440273 was asked if it was possible for breast to be too big. He responded maybe if they step on them when they walk from place to place, but other than that it good.
AFA is trying to get a new event put into the Olympics. He plans to have a pancake on top of a long pole greased with butter that people will have to climb and eat the fastest. He has already started a debate on which part of the event is more important, the pancake or the pole.
Some mysterious two-headed turtles have shown up at Freeoens. Dr.Death explained they were a part of his newest experiment, but something went wrong. They only ended up 1/250th of their expected size. He had to let them go because they were of no use to him except for maybe nipping at the heels of people that came by.
LadyLove brought up a concern about aerial photographs compromising sensitive areas. On further investigation we have found that isn’t her main concerned. She is really worried about a photograph taken of her place that shows where her secret shoe collection is hidden. She knows how many people want to get their hands on it.
Holdol has made a deal with the people in the Freeones office. He will give them free car washes for a year, and they will send him Officially Checked Star Members to fill out his roster of car washers. The members of Freeones will get the opportunity to vote on what their uniforms will look like.
:1orglaugh.......Great work D!
Free "Hot Wax" for all the lady members!
Let the voting begin:
http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=1664605&postcount=716
Free "Hot Wax" for all the lady members!
Let the voting begin:
http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=1664605&postcount=716
slowhand
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LOL yeah I im slow with the hands but the ladys love them.
Good work D-rock. :thumbsup:
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