Election 2008

[ninetysixcavy]

Democratic Race Poses Challenge for Racists, Sexists
Nowhere to Turn, Disgruntled Haters Say

With the field for the Democratic presidential nomination narrowed to Senators Barack Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton, racists and sexists are finding themselves in a quandary over which candidate to support, prominent racists and sexists confirmed today.

Across the U.S., voters who describe themselves as both racist and sexist complain that the two-person field, while touted by the media as history-making, is ******* them to ask a difficult question: which group do they **** more?

"I've always seen myself as pretty balanced, racist and sexist-wise," said Herb Torlinson, a hardware salesman from Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. "But I guess this is going to be an election that really puts my different hates to the test."

Mr. Torlinson also chastised the media for celebrating the historic nature of the Democratic field: "Anyone who's happy about these two choices can't call himself a racist or a sexist."

At the Clapboard Corner Café in Youngstown, Ohio, a group of sexist bigots who gather for breakfast once a week echoed Mr. Torlinson's sentiments.

"I actually cried when John Edwards dropped out of the race," said David Colehurn, a disgruntled hater who works at a nearby Kinko's. "I can't believe that we don't have a regular person to vote for this year."

Mr. Colehurn said that his virulent racism and sexism were causing him to entertain thoughts of voting for a Republican, but added that he was "turned off" by Arizona Sen. John McCain: "I **** old people."

Elsewhere, after a new study revealed that cannabis causes gum disease, singer Amy Winehouse said, "That's why I'm sticking with crack."

Link? :*****:

* Probably got it from the Onion, or some other satirist publication. *

 

[tartanterrier]

Link? :*****:

* Probably got it from the Onion, or some other satirist publication. *

It's good you're falling ****** since it's nearly your bedtime anyway

 

[bodie54]

the choice of running-mate will be the acid-test of this theory, as i don't see mccain being able to control all bodily functions past the first term.

The VP point is a good one. If McCain chooses Huckabee he'll be burning a whole lot of bridges to moderates and anti-Clinton democrats.

 

[Jason z]

somehow with the surge obama has had he is still not in the lead. Hillary has more delegates. Good thing obama sweeped this weekend.

 

[titsrock]

After tonight...Obama will be in the lead. Are they still counting the ballots in New Mexico??

I'm watching a particularly bad speech given by Billary in Texas at the moment. I think she is saying whatever she thinks will keep her in the race at the moment.

Obama is on a roll.....

 

[ninetysixcavy]

After tonight...Obama will be in the lead. Are they still counting the ballots in New Mexico??

I'm watching a particularly bad speech given by Billary in Texas at the moment. I think she is saying whatever she thinks will keep her in the race at the moment.

Obama is on a roll.....

Hillary wil win. It's perfect for the Demorats because then they will have Obama as VP and there is no way he won't win after 8 more years of Clinton. He's too charismatic and will win the retards (90% of America) when he runs for pres.

I'm moving to Canada....:******::*****:

 

[Rattrap]

Looks like it's getting close. Time to nit-pick!

Voting records for the remaining candidates:
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I particularly like the Political Courage Test they have for the candidates.

 

[negator]

michigan and florida delegates. now that obama apparently has momentum enough to out-pace clinton, anyone care to speculate on what will happen with these delegates, or should we wait and see what happens after texas etc. . .?

if i may wear the tin-foil hat for a moment, i can clearly envision a clintonian legal swindle involving swing delegates, sweaty back rooms, and a dancing bear named 'boris'.

people who care had better watch the numbers.

i will be looking at tits. thank you.

 

[Friday on my mind]

McCain Says No New Taxes
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A day after Bush 41 endorses him he steps into the same nonsense Bush 41 did when he said "Read my lips,no new taxes".Given the size of the debt,the costs of our wars and the looming obligations with entitlement programs some cuts and some new taxes are almost a foregone inevitabilty.But McCain is not telling the truth anymore as he is pandering and trying to be Santa Claus.


Obama says borrowed lines not a big deal
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What else would he say lol.

 

[titsrock]

Should be another big day for Obama. I think he'll sweep everything today. He has pulled ahead in Texas in the latest polls. Perhaps, if Billary takes a beating tonight, the 2-headed ******* will throw in the towel?

Does anyone see an opportunity for the U.S. to formalize trade negotiations with Cuba now that El Presidente is out of the way? Can someone explain to me why we have not traded with them all these years? We certainly have no problem doing business with dictators and communist regimes...

 

[blakey]

any exit polls starting to come out yet ?

kudos to first poster with accurate results

 

[Jason z]

yep Obama has won wisconsin! still waiting on Hawaii though.. should be 10 in a row for the obama campaign when it is all said and done tonight.

 

[bodie54]

should be 10 in a row for the obama campaign when it is all said and done tonight.

Or maybe not. Obama is slightly behind in the state of Washington with 25% of the vote counted.

 

[Direct328]

Didn't he win Washington a week or so ago? oh that's right there was a vote last night that didn't count that he still won. I don't understand these votes that don't mean anything.

 

[BROSight]

I had a deam that Obama was President of the United States of America. Just words?
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[Ghaleon]

The elections are rigged. Obama won't win. It is impossible for either Hilary or Obama to make the target amount of delegates to win the nomination. When the time comes, the nomination will be determined by a group of "super delegates", comprised of Senators, representatives, and other government officials. More than likely those super delegates will choose Hilary, and in turn, nullifying public votes.

There will definately be a riot or something indicating the early stages of a civil war. Look it up if you don't believe me. There won't be a black president....ever. Call me paranoid but wait for November.

 

[Eric Lindros]

The opinion in The Netherlands is pretty much the same. Here "they" think that the "super-delegates" will make the final decision and becouse of the fact that the Democrates love to work the Clintons did for them, they wil choose Hillary.

Wait and see.

 

[lovejoy]

Teamster endores Obama and Hoffa will meet with Obama in Texas for formal annoucement. ( The last two elections, Teamster is the only union backing the Republician Party).

Among Ohio and Pennsylvannia's registered Democratic voters, 15% are union members. And Ohio and Michigan have one of the highest union members in the nation. Despite the largest union endorsement in Nevada, Obama lost by 6% to Mrs. Clinton, I believe this is due to 80% plus Hispanic backing Mrs. Clinton in Nevada.

Ohio has a very small Hispanic registered votoers but can Teamster endorsement turns into votes for Obama ?

Mrs. Clinton was "very" assertive and defiant in Youngtown, Ohio last night. She never mentioned "defeat" in Wiscosin and instead expect a win in Ohio and Texas and win the nomination.

Another "iron" lady ?

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[JohnnyThompson]

If Obama can win 2 of the next big 3 (TX, PA, OH), I think the DNC base will urge Hilary to drop out.

 

[Direct328]

Bill Clinton today said it would be difficult to continue on if she loses Texas.