Douchebaggery free zone.

[Ace Boobtoucher]

King Douche of the week:

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[~~whimsy~~]

Yo bro! So, like the other week, with my supermodel wife! I totally cheated on her. Yeah. Whatever. If she wasn't going to be as tanned or fit as me. What the fuck ever. I get to be with the woman I want...

Yeah bro! Hell yeah!

(On a serious note: honestly, what did she expect from this dumbass on two wheels?)

 

[gunslingingbird]

(On a serious note:

You expect me to believe that you can be serious?!? :rofl:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

You expect me to believe that you can be serious?!? :rofl:

If you know what is good for you bitch you will!

You'll take it serious when I backhand you!

 

[Roald]

just passing by.....

 

[lurkingdirk]

just passing by.....

Should be, "Checkin' in, bra."

 

[JayJohn85]

Man this thread is fail....Nothing wrong with keeping healthy, Now if your on about ultra vain mofos then I suppose you can lament the fact they may actually be quite dumb but otherwise fack might start gym **** myself soon the old metabolism really slows down approaching 30 you dont do anything you will turn into a fat lump. Quitting smoking too although good. It would pile on the pounds.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Man this thread is fail....Nothing wrong with keeping healthy, Now if your on about ultra vain mofos then I suppose you can lament the fact they may actually be quite dumb but otherwise fack might start gym **** myself soon the old metabolism really slows down approaching 30 you dont do anything you will turn into a fat lump. Quitting smoking too although good. It would pile on the pounds.

You got yourself some popped collars?

 

[JayJohn85]

what the fack? Dude like yourself I be online too much for that but just saying why is their a thread on it being douchery.....As I said above will be taking pro active steps soon and I think you should too nothing wrong with looking after yourself....And no I dont mean taking jars of facking creatine and pumping out ta the max.

 

[lurkingdirk]

what the fack? Dude like yourself I be online too much for that but just saying why is their a thread on it being douchery.....As I said above will be taking pro active steps soon and I think you should too nothing wrong with looking after yourself....And no I dont mean taking jars of facking creatine and pumping out ta the max.

Awesome! So where do you go for your fake tan?

 

[JayJohn85]

lmao har de fucking har har....no u.

Thats a old pic taken around about summer time when I was out on the site working. Dont get much sun but I burn easily and I dont peel...Also the pic quality is ****. I wouldnt be caught dead on a sun bed.

 

[lurkingdirk]

lmao har de fucking har har....no u.

Thats a old pic taken around about summer time when I was out on the site working. Dont get much sun but I burn easily and I dont peel...Also the pic quality is ****. I wouldnt be caught dead on a sun bed.

NO no, I mean SPRAY tan. You clearly have one. And spiky hair. And a pouty expression.

Blue Steel all around.

 

[JayJohn85]

Magnum man dont cramp my style!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Sweet, bra. I'll hit you on the back side for some Jaggermeister shots.

'Till then, keep your collars popped, your skin orange, and your lips pursed.

 

[ILoveBree]

so... no nickelback?

 

[PirateKing]

This is discrimination! You just made an enemy out of hollywood my friend.:nono:

 

[LukeEl]

Speaking of douches this cracked me up:
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[Ace Boobtoucher]

Speaking of douches this cracked me up:
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Holy Crap! The guy who does the bottle service is Ruksin from "The League." Funny stuff right there. Nice find.

 

[Red Spyder]

No douchebaggery, I'm glad teabaggery is still allowed

 

[BlueBalls]

No douchebaggery, I'm glad teabaggery is still allowed

I'm glad I washed my sack now......