Douchebaggery free zone.

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Brahs, this thread is too epic to let it go unseen for a year.
 
So has everyone been bleaching their spiked tips and purchasing tight, v-neck t-shirts? I've been keeping things douche-free around my place.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Brah, I got some new Ed Hardy and Ecko shirts that really fuckin' pop.
 
For Pete's sake, do I smell trolling in here? Bahhhhhh, It don't matter. I'm not in the mood. I't got fucking drunk out last night and I don't feel good.
 
I don't think we are keeping with the spirit of this thread.

I keep reading Ace's posts and all I can visualize is one of those Growing Up Gotti kids wearing fur coats.
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
Since I started those new handcare products, my hands are so silky and smooth, it's like I am cheating on myself when I wank
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Brahs, I just got my Ed Hardy T-shirts and jeans bedazzled. I'll be peacocking at a couple clubs tonight. I'm thinking of getting a #NotMyPresident tattoo on my neck to show the bitches I care.

I've also made it to a couple LA Rams home games and remained seated during the National Anthem. Solidarity, brahs.
 
someone on this thread made a death threat to assair a few days ago- is that douche or douchebagging
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
someone on this thread made a death threat to assair a few days ago- is that douche or douchebagging

The fuck I did. I just let him know my retarded craigslist sniper is five dollars richer. That's not a threat. That's a financial disclosure, not a threat.
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
but why is the sniper richer- is it for services rendered

I believe the sniper has a certain limit as for how much money he has to at least get to go and do the job.

And as it seems he does not live in Finland, too, that means the money has to cover travel and living costs in finland, plus maybe doing some bribing there.

I tak it we will have to wait some years until Ace is angry enough to put in enough money.

Chances are, befiore that he will have some relationship with assari like he does with WillE. And we know he would NEVER do something to hurt his favorite Asshat!
 
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