Douchebaggery free zone.

Fucking gold, this..

I think we could've taken out Canada in Hockey if only our jerseys had popped collars on them. What do you think about that bros?

I think Canada would likely have physically beat the crap out of the American team if they came out with douchey collars.

Mullet beats popped collar every time.
 

Philbert

Banned
I think Canada would likely have physically beat the crap out of the American team if they came out with douchey collars.

Mullet beats popped collar every time.

Sure are a lot of experts on types of collars here...:confused:
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
You rocking the orange tan, Dirk? You makin' the pouty face? Come on, Brah, Rock the douchery.
 
Isn't this thread just going to turn into yet another variation on the Random Statement thread?


Perhaps. But a lot less douchier.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
I got a new fuckin hair cut today and am going out for Jagerbombs later...
 
Yo, bros! Just got back from the gym where I totally flexed in the mirror and was checking out the babes in the mirror behind me! They were totally into it! I acted like a struggled a little bit with the 110 dumbbell; you know, let them think I'm fragile and shit, oh yeah!

Then I totally pumped out like 15 reps! Stood up, kind of slightly leaned in, let my arm drop to pick something up and let the ceps do their thang!

The electricity went out in the gym, but whatever, bro! With a orange neon body like mine I am like the sun! In many different ways. I illuminated the gym and mix that with the mirrors and metal equipment, it was as if the power never went out, just a little orange tint. Kind of like a sexy sunset, ya know, bros? Another way I'm like the sun is the way women gravitate around me. It's constant!

Anyhoo, bros! I'm gonna gets to the mall and pick up a healthy shake you can buy in the middle of a mall by the little rain forest looking like fruit stand! I just hope I don't drown...

by all the women that are flooding around me!

Catch ya later on the rebound, bros!

Douche Bag Monday Update... logged out.
 
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