Douchebaggery free zone.

[Bloodshot Scott]

That might be a problem

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-EDIT- Do not hotlink.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

But don't girls douche?


:dunno:

Goes to show that all women are nothing but douche bags, eh?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I love fraternities, tanning salons, spiked hair, pursing my lips in every photo taken of me, date rape, popped collars and Starbucks. Is this the right thread?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I love fraternities, tanning salons, spiked hair, pursing my lips in every photo taken of me, date rape, popped collars and Starbucks. Is this the right thread?

So what you waiting for??? I got my collar popped and a Aeropostale shirt on! Give me it your all!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

You got it, brah. Let's go and find some sore whores and wow em' with our tales of gay bashing and weightlifting nekkid.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

You got it, brah. Let's go and find some sore whores and wow em' with our tales of gay bashing and weightlifting nekkid.

Shit! I already got my speedo on and oiled up! "Ima gunna press, like, 500 waits, bro"

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Dude, did you watch any UFC this weekend?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Dude, did you watch any UFC this weekend?

No. Why? Was it on the douche bag agenda???

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

You didn't receive the e-mail with the douche manifesto? Topping the list is a requirement to know MMA dudes by name and actively rooting for them at a sports bar cool enough to show it on the big screen.

It was totally killer, brah. Every match had the guys rolling around on the ground missionary style, but totally not gay because we d-bags never overcompensate for our latent desire to be pinned to the ground and dominated by our brahs.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

You didn't receive the e-mail with the douche manifesto? Topping the list is a requirement to know MMA dudes by name and actively rooting for them at a sports bar cool enough to show it on the big screen.

It was totally killer, brah. Every match had the guys rolling around on the ground missionary style, but totally not gay because we d-bags never overcompensate for our latent desire to be pinned to the ground and dominated by our brahs.

Sorry I missed! No less, I was totally rock climbing on a fake climbing peak! I paid, like, $95 to climb a fake wall that looks like a mountain with color coded pieces to let me know which are hard and which are amateur!

I totally rocked it out! Halfway up, I popped my collar, just to let people know how cool I am!

COOL, BRO!

Then after that I went to a coffeeshop and got my cappuccino on! Cuz, you know, can't rock it without a coffeeshop...

 

[Elwood70]

Yet another group where I don't fit in....

Oh the singer, he looks angry
At being thrown to the lions
And the bass player, he looks nervous
About the girls outside
And the drummer, he's so shattered
Trying to keep on time
And the guitar players look damaged
They've been outcasts all their lives

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I feel dirty now. I believe just by writing a few posts about d-bag parody has sucked some of the goodness out of my soul and now I've somehow risked damnation.


I'm better now. Got any AIDs jokes?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I feel dirty now. I believe just by writing a few posts about d-bag parody has sucked some of the goodness out of my soul and now I've somehow risked damnation.


I'm better now. Got any AIDs jokes?

Is this your way of saying you aren't popping your collar anymore???

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

No. Just a momentary lapse. I'm still rockin' the popped collar, Brah. I think I'll re-watch Fast and Furious again, brah. Then maybe Triple X and then hit the tanning bed and the gym and blast my pecs.

 

[Jack Davenport]

This thread is making me laugh.

 

[Philbert]

I feel dirty now. I believe just by writing a few posts about d-bag parody has sucked some of the goodness out of my soul and now I've somehow risked damnation.


I'm better now. Got any AIDs jokes?

Sure...

What do Louisiana Gays get?
Gator-AIDs.

Haitians?
Foreign-AIDs.

Blacks?
Kool-AIDs.

Queen?
Band-AIDs

I'm here for ya...:thumbsup:

 

[jod0565]

Looks like this thread has been invaded.
Good try. Blue.

 

[Philbert]

Looks like this thread has been invaded.
Good try. Blue.

I know...first Namreq, then you...can't keep'm out.

 

[jod0565]

No, look above my post. Thank you.



hehe

 

[Philbert]

Looks like this thread has been invaded.
Good try. Blue.

No, look above at my post. Thank you.
hehe

I did...and it's douchery when a man giggles in public.:nono: