Ask ~~whimsy~~ for advice thread

[PirateKing]

tears don't count...

My tears are actually quite viscous.

 

[lurkingdirk]

My tears are actually quite viscous.

but too plentiful.

If you didn't cry EVERY time, they'd mean more. As it is, they're a goal.

 

[PirateKing]

but too plentiful.

If you didn't cry EVERY time, they'd mean more. As it is, they're a goal.

You think I like crying? I just can't help but reminisce about memories of my childhood.

 

[lurkingdirk]

You think I like crying? I just can't help but reminisce about memories of my childhood.

See, we need to communicate better. I thought you like it when I dressed up like Uncle Bob.

Whimsy, how do we communicate better?

 

[PirateKing]

See, we need to communicate better. I thought you like it when I dressed up like Uncle Bob.

Whimsy, how do we communicate better?

It's not so much when you dress up like uncle bob as it is when you dress up like aunt margaret.

 

[lurkingdirk]

It's not so much when you dress up like uncle bob as it is when you dress up like aunt margaret.

Dude. Aunt Margaret has it going on.

I wish I had an Aunt Margaret.

 

[PirateKing]

Dude. Aunt Margaret has it going on.

I wish I had an Aunt Margaret.

You always know how to make me feel better.

 

[lurkingdirk]

You always know how to make me feel better.

It's a gift. And a curse.

In other news, I've stopped bleeding, so Saturday night is ON!!