Ask ~~whimsy~~ for advice thread

[~~whimsy~~]

Have you pranked someone today yet?

Do you have advice about what prank i should go for?

No. I do not need a particular day to prank someone. If I am going to prank someone I will do it regardless of the day.

As for you there are many ways to go about pranking someone. However, you need to find your area of pranking expertise and stick with it. Only you can find that area.

If i wanted to sleep with a white woman and a latina at the sametime what would be the best country to go to

Miami, Florida

If you had to have a superfluous nipple, where would you prefer it to be

No where. I would have it surgically removed?

Oh great whimsey answer me this, I was gonna buy a gun and buy the next biggest caliber, that I don't have so that would be a bad MF'in .45 and of course of since I started shooting glocks, I know its gonna last forever, but here in lies my problem, I got caught up reading ballistics performance of all the calibers, and I saw that the 10mm absolutely blows the .45 away in just about every aspect of performance. the hitch in the set up, is that 10mm ammo is on the pricey side, that and my 2 brothers think I am an absolute dumbass if I buy a 10mm cuz according to them the .40 cal is just as good as the 10mm, so I pointed out the ballistic comparison figuring they'd see my point, but NO , they are still giving me shit, and they told my better half, who BTW is in charge of my $$$ that the gun I want to buy is a waste of time and $$$ because of the cost of ammo & whatnot, which in turn is pissing me the fuck off, cuz I am dead set on getting a 10mm, and now EVERYBODY is ganging up against me and giving / making all of these ultimatems. of which you can guess what I am up against. I am so MF'in pissed off I can feel a heart attack coming on! so I ask the great all knowing Whimsey his advice and give me some advice on what I should do? :scream::cussing:

Look at this .45

That's pretty damn sexy, isn't it? Hold it, not tight, gently, like a woman. Feel it in your hand, curve your fingers around it, lightly play with the trigger but don't squeeze it. No. Not yet. That waits.

At first you said you wanted a .45, then a 10mm, and then I see .40. You have three firearms you are letting race inside your head. You need to go see each of these three firearms, hold them, try them out each if able to. Find the one that fits you best. That fits you best. I mean, in the end, do they all not fire bullets that can seriously tear a mothafucka up? Yup. Find the one that fits you, suits you, that you feel the utmost comfort with. AS for your brother providing the money, tell him, in the end, you're gonna get the gun you want but how about we go check out all three of them out...

 

[Marlo Manson]

Look at this .45

That's pretty damn sexy, isn't it? Hold it, not tight, gently, like a woman. Feel it in your hand, curve your fingers around it, lightly play with the trigger but don't squeeze it. No. Not yet. That waits.

At first you said you wanted a .45, then a 10mm, and then I see .40. You have three firearms you are letting race inside your head. You need to go see each of these three firearms, hold them, try them out each if able to. Find the one that fits you best. That fits you best. I mean, in the end, do they all not fire bullets that can seriously tear a mothafucka up? Yup. Find the one that fits you, suits you, that you feel the utmost comfort with. AS for your brother providing the money, tell him, in the end, you're gonna get the gun you want but how about we go check out all three of them out...

Thats certainly is a sexy 1911. but Naw your reading a little too fast. I have a .40 cal. already, so was gonna buy a .45 until I saw the ballistic comparison between a a 10mm and .45. So Then decided I wanna buy the 10mm instead of the .45. My bro's say the .40 is basically a 10mm and they are telling my $$$ handler the 10mm is just a waste of $$$ because the ammo is expensive. I say hogwash. the 10mm out performs them all, the ammo is just a little more expensive. but I get the gist of what your saying. thanx. :bowdown::hatsoff:

 

[Will E Worm]

Why is your name Whimsy? I thought you were a female the first time I saw you on the board.

Would You Mind if I hit this....

Go ahead. It's not like she is a virgin. :tongue:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Thats certainly is a sexy 1911. but Naw your reading a little too fast. I have a .40 cal. already, so was gonna buy a .45 until I saw the ballistic comparison between a a 10mm and .45. So Then decided I wanna buy the 10mm instead of the .45. My bro's say the .40 is basically a 10mm and they are telling my $$$ handler the 10mm is just a waste of $$$ because the ammo is expensive. I say hogwash. the 10mm out performs them all, the ammo is just a little more expensive. but I get the gist of what your saying. thanx. :bowdown::hatsoff:

You are welcome. Enjoy your .10mm when you get it. I was reading over though and it said: if I buy a 10mm cuz according to them the .40 cal is just as good as the 10mm, so I pointed out the ballistic comparison figuring they'd see my point So I thought a .40 came into the purchase play. No less, you are welcome, enjoy your firearm when you get it. Post pics of it!

Why is your name Whimsy? I thought you were a female the first time I saw you on the board.

Because I am whimsical.

 

[Will E Worm]

Because I am whimsical.

given to whimsy or fanciful notions; capricious: a pixyish, whimsical fellow.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

given to whimsy or fanciful notions; capricious: a pixyish, whimsical fellow.

You're just disappointed I'm not a girl and upset because you probably masturbated over me when you thought I was female.

 

[Will E Worm]

You're just disappointed I'm not a girl and upset because you probably masturbated over me when you thought I was female.

You just want it Worm style. impdaddy

 

[~~whimsy~~]

You just want it Worm style. impdaddy

Oh shit you made that too easy. So I am going to give you advice: I wouldn't be telling the ladies that particular line.

Because, well, you know what? Let the photo here show you why:

http://www.treehugger.com/allison_worm_468px.jpg

 

[Will E Worm]

Oh shit you made that too easy. So I am going to give you advice: I wouldn't be telling the ladies that particular line.

Because, well, you know what? Let the photo here show you why:

http://www.treehugger.com/allison_worm_468px.jpg

It is so much bigger than that.

Monumental might be a start if I were to describe it.

Massive! :shocked:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

It is so much bigger than that.

Monumental might be a start if I were to describe it.

Massive! :shocked:

This is the advice thread for my fellow FreeOnes folks. Not your wish list thread. Now go make a thread about your night-crawler if you'd like. Don't come here and hijack my thread. :nono:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Dang, Will. When did you get a sense of humour?

"worm style."
:rofl2:

 

[Will E Worm]

This is the advice thread for my fellow FreeOnes folks. Not your wish list thread. Now go make a thread about your night-crawler if you'd like. Don't come here and hijack my thread. :nono:

Wish for what I already have?

I should be the one giving advice. :tongue:

Dang, Will. When did you get a sense of humour?

"worm style."
:rofl2:

You're welcome. :hatsoff:

 

[Facetious]

So Then decided I wanna buy the 10mm instead of the .45.[/B] My bro's say the .40 is basically a 10mm and they are telling my $$$ handler the 10mm is just a waste of $$$ because the ammo is expensive. I say hogwash. the 10mm out performs them all, the ammo is just a little more expensive. but I get the gist of what your saying. thanx. :bowdown::hatsoff:

Pending approval from our supreme man stud higher authority, Whimsy :bowdown:

I offer this :
10mm vs. .45 Auto

:nono:

 

[Facetious]

^ I wasn't being facetious :dunno: I really meant it in all sincerity :dunno:
no reply ? Oh, he may have exited his premisses for a brief skip down to the bottle shoppe. ...it is Friday after all.

 

[grower_boy]

I need advice.

Lately I feel like my life has turned into a joke. I graduated from highschool last year and I have since lost contact with most of my friends. I've applied for a million jobs and got no interviews. I feel like my life has slipped away from me and there is no light. Should I start becoming a druggie?

 

[STDiva]

Well you can either go with the guy who hates her and not have a girlfriend but a happy guy friend. Or you can be with the girl, have a girlfriend, and basically your friend will get over it after all is said and done. Or he won't. No less, what would he do in the same situation? I bet he would go for the pussy and tell you to get over it or move on.

No. Don't razor it. Razor some of the sides and edges to clean it up a little bit. I don't see where you need to look like a Michael Chiklis from The Shield. Or a bowling ball...

My best friend is a girl, not a guy. Women tend not to forgive and forget b.s like this.

What is your advice now?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I need advice.

Lately I feel like my life has turned into a joke. I graduated from highschool last year and I have since lost contact with most of my friends. I've applied for a million jobs and got no interviews. I feel like my life has slipped away from me and there is no light. Should I start becoming a druggie?

Look into the local community college. Apply for grants (try to stay away from loans as you will have to pay those back) and get to know people who work at places. Keep trying with the jobs. Let the folks at the community college when you go to check it out you need a job. Usually they help you out with that. I know the one near me helps out a lot so the people there can stay in college and they work around with them with the payments.

My best friend is a girl, not a guy. Women tend not to forgive and forget b.s like this.

What is your advice now?

Well. I see. Indeed you are right about this.

Then you have to ask yourself is this girl worth the possible end of your friendship with your best friend. I'd be torn too. I'd let the friend know. I mean, just because she hates her, doesn't mean you have to. Your both adults. This isn't like third grade where if your friend hates someone that means you hate them too.

 

[BlueBalls]

4 pages? Your thread hasn't actually "taken off" now has it whimsy-poo?

I wonder how I should let you know you failed miserably?

Oh right, you can tell me.

Well?

Get to it bitch!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

4 pages? Your thread hasn't actually "taken off" now has it whimsy-poo?

I wonder how I should let you know you failed miserably?

Oh right, you can tell me.

Well?

Get to it bitch!

My settings show me there are 2 pages. 40 posts on each page. However, stop hating, it's not nice. I'm being nice by giving these people life changing advice.

 

[R0cknR0lla]

Mr Whimsy, in your relationship with Mr Andronicus Ry, who's the man and who's the woman?