Ask ~~whimsy~~ for advice thread

[nathan13]

Hello sir Whimsy Why wont the signature you made me appear on the forum anymore. all i get is a small box with an X please help

 

[PirateKing]

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[PirateKing]

 

[lurkingdirk]

Laugh Out Fucking Loud.
You win, dude. Just awesome.

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

Whats the best way to dispose of a body, and how do you get blood stains out from hardwood floor's, we're talking ALLOT of blood.

 

[PirateKing]

Laugh Out Fucking Loud.
You win, dude. Just awesome.

Admiral Ackbar is a gift that keeps on giving.

 

[maildude]

Dear Whimsy:

My girlfriend likes it when I give her oral sex during Face The Nation. Is this considered "deviant sexuality?" Or is it just bad programming?

Cunnilingus in Cleveland

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I've been peeing in my neighbours garage for a year now. He keeps talking about how much his garage smells like animal piss. He's set live traps, spent whole nights sitting up with a gun, and he's had pest control in almost 20 times. A short while ago he started talking about burning the garage down. His obsession with the source of the pee-smell has been all consuming. He's stopped going to work, his wife left him, and he's clinically depressed. Every morning he goes to the garage, takes a big sniff, and curses loudly for nearly 20 minutes without stop. However, I keep peeing in the garage when I can be certain he's not looking.

Have I taken the joke too far? Should I confess?

You've only taken the joke too far when something irreversible happens. Until he kills himself or someone else, that is when you taken it too far. Thus moderation of this joke is key. That is if you want to keep it to be a lifetime full of laughs. And to stay out of prison.

If I were to ask you for advice, would you give me some?

Not only that, but for you, it's free! :hatsoff:

Hello sir Whimsy Why wont the signature you made me appear on the forum anymore. all i get is a small box with an X please help

It's showing up for me. If you still have the PM I sent you with the link I would put it back up in the old sig there. If not, let me know, we will get it squared away.

Whats the best way to dispose of a body, and how do you get blood stains out from hardwood floor's, we're talking ALLOT of blood.

Call your local police department and ask them. They have books on these things.

Dear Whimsy:

My girlfriend likes it when I give her oral sex during Face The Nation. Is this considered "deviant sexuality?" Or is it just bad programming?

Cunnilingus in Cleveland

Sir, unless you having wild, buck crazy sex during a program on Fox News, unless it has Megyn Kelly in it, it is no way deviant. It just means you'd rather watch that particular program than The Daily Show.

 

[meesterperfect]

is the word whimsy an adjective or a noun?
and why do bad things happen to good people?

 

[Ace Bandage]

I see you ignored my questions on the first page. That's fine. Good luck getting me into bed now though...

You know I don't like to be ignored!

 

[lurkingdirk]

You've only taken the joke too far when something irreversible happens. Until he kills himself or someone else, that is when you taken it too far. Thus moderation of this joke is key. That is if you want to keep it to be a lifetime full of laughs. And to stay out of prison

He killed himself tonight. Should I reveal myself to the Police?

And by reveal myself, I mean turn myself in. Not pull out the Baloney Pony for them.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

is the word whimsy an adjective or a noun?
and why do bad things happen to good people?

I am ~~whimsy~~ or sometimes known as Whimsicalzilla

It would be a noun, good sir.

I see you ignored my questions on the first page. That's fine. Good luck getting me into bed now though...

You know I don't like to be ignored!

I see you like to type before you read!

He killed himself tonight. Should I reveal myself to the Police?

And by reveal myself, I mean turn myself in. Not pull out the Baloney Pony for them.

I would reveal myself no matter what. I mean, if they are coming to get you; they are coming to get you. Why not go out in style? Flash them! If they come and get you. No less, the ex-wife will tell police he went crazy, depressed... you're off the hook.

 

[nathan13]

I don't know it's workin for me now I guess the site you used must have been down at the time. Thanks for the help tho

 

[Jack Davenport]

What's goin' on bros? Check in!

 

[Ace Bandage]

I see you like to type before you read!

Whoops! So... I didn't scroll down far enough. Apology accepted. Next time, put me where I belong: at the top of the post. You've been moved off of my "dead to me" board now. You're welcome. Next time, don't beg so much. It's very unbecoming...

 

[jod0565]

Who's ~~whimsy~~?

 

[alexpnz]

I'm thinking of putting these gay little ~~'s before and after my screen name, what do you think ~~whismy~~?

 

[fingers_bob]

I'm sick to death of America. Where should I go and live the rest of my day?

 

[STDiva]

Should I date a girl my best friend hates with all the fires of hell?

I just shaved my head, should I razor it too?