Ask ~~whimsy~~ for advice thread

[Ace Bandage]

Mr Whimsy, in your relationship with Mr Andronicus Ry, who's the man and who's the woman?

Whimsy is clearly the woman. He's a sniveling little bitch most of the time, so he is perfectly suited for this role. I just have to beat him every once in awhile to remind him of where he stands...

 

[maildude]

Dear Whimsy:

Those Rangers are getting cut up in Mogadishu. Is there anything I can do to help?

--Helpless On Encore

 

[BlueBalls]

My settings show me there are 2 pages. 40 posts on each page. However, stop hating, it's not nice. I'm being nice by giving these people life changing advice.

I wish I knew how to quit you.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Mr Whimsy, in your relationship with Mr Andronicus Ry, who's the man and who's the woman?

He is indeed all man. However, I too am man, but I am also the master in the relationship. He's quite the roleplayer, though, that trash talk he does. He's a great actor. He watches a lot of Bravo channel lately. That's why he's been acting all dramatic and angry.

Whimsy is clearly the woman. He's a sniveling little bitch most of the time, so he is perfectly suited for this role. I just have to beat him every once in awhile to remind him of where he stands...

See? Isn't he just a cute little actor. Him and his roleplaying.

Dear Whimsy:

Those Rangers are getting cut up in Mogadishu. Is there anything I can do to help?

--Helpless On Encore

Fast forward through the film or turn the movie off. It stops that easy.

I wish I knew how to quit you.

I too enjoy our parasitic relationship together. We are unable to quit each other or like parasites losing hosts we will surely die.

 

[lurkingdirk]

When you and JohnnyStyro cuddle, is he excessively handsy with you too?

How can I overcome this problem?

 

[alexpnz]

Oh great ~~whimpsical~~ one, I'm having a hard time trying to understand this one particular thread but I cant seem to find the true meaning of it and it's driving me INSANE!!
Should I keep trying to decipher the true meaning or just move on to some of the other "filler" around here!? :dunno:

Said thread: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=393221

:helpme: ...oh great ~~whimpsical~~ one!!!!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

When you and JohnnyStyro cuddle, is he excessively handsy with you too?

How can I overcome this problem?

No. He doesn't. He knows his limits with me lest he gets severely abused. It's simple spooning.

Oh great ~~whimpsical~~ one, I'm having a hard time trying to understand this one particular thread but I cant seem to find the true meaning of it and it's driving me INSANE!!
Should I keep trying to decipher the true meaning or just move on to some of the other "filler" around here!? :dunno:

Said thread: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=393221

:helpme: ...oh great ~~whimpsical~~ one!!!!

Stay there. Click on my YouTube link. Find all the answers you need to know in that special link.

 

[lurkingdirk]

While JohnnyStyro sits on my face, I often notice he has Dags, and it turns me off a bit. What's the best way to tell him?

 

[PirateKing]

While JohnnyStyro sits on my face, I often notice he has Dags, and it turns me off a bit. What's the best way to tell him?

Just keep some TP on hand and pretend you're anally fisting him.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Just keep some TP on hand and pretend you're anally fisting him.

I tried it. He complains about the hair I'm plucking in the process.

 

[PirateKing]

I tried it. He complains about the hair I'm plucking in the process.

why is he so attached to his anal hair? He wouldn't have dags in the first place if he just trimmed every once in a while.

 

[lurkingdirk]

why is he so attached to his anal hair? He wouldn't have dags in the first place if he just trimmed every once in a while.

He prides himself on his mane of pubic hair. He's not trimmin...

or showering terribly often.

 

[PirateKing]

He prides himself on his mane of pubic hair. He's not trimmin...

or showering terribly often.

You gotta force him.

 

[maildude]

Dear ~~whimsy~~

I can't get this hairball out of my bathroom sink. I've tried a snake, and even had a half wit plumber's assistant on the I Can Do It social program attempt to clear it out. Nothing. I there anything I can do?

Begging In The Bathroom

 

[lurkingdirk]

You gotta force him.

I sneak Nair into his swimsuits when I can....

 

[PirateKing]

I sneak Nair into his swimsuits when I can....

Have you tried chloroforming him? Then he wont put up a fight and you can even pluck his eyebrows and give him a pedicure.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Have you tried chloroforming him? Then he wont put up a fight and you can even pluck his eyebrows and give him a pedicure.

I don't touch his feet. That's rule number one.

I don't like fungus.

 

[PirateKing]

I don't touch his feet. That's rule number one.

I don't like fungus.

Well, aren't YOU selfish...

 

[lurkingdirk]

Well, aren't YOU selfish...

It took me years to get over the fungus you gave me, bitch. I'm not going through that again.

 

[PirateKing]

It took me years to get over the fungus you gave me, bitch. I'm not going through that again.

Bitch I don't have fungus. You just put the blame on me to try to cover up the fact that you've been going around and sucking everybody's feet. Whore...