Absurd Shopping List

[Sutekh35]

A Mug of Tea
and a spoon of milk
A Pint of Wee
and Ackerbilk

 

[Smittmaestro]

I need to drop by the deli and have them cut me some slack.

-cs™

 

[negator]

1000 posts
1 shatner
hackeynutsacks
bottom blossoms
2 bilabial fricatives
"piece on earth" brand thermonuclear device
pieces of seven
never-ade
postage stumps

 

[bodie54]

[congrats on the thousand posts, negator :thumbsup:]

 

[-KING-]

could get me a life?

 

[member006]

A answer to my question? and a bonus hug.

 

[D-rock]

A piece of cheese the moon is made out of.

 

[bigbadbrody]

Can you find me a job that pays a fair wage for the amount of work that you do

 

[D-rock]

Can you get William Shatner's lost acting talent.

 

[-KING-]

britney's hair

 

[HeartBroker]

Fat free bbq ribs
An honest politician
And a strat player that really rocks please!

 

[Sutekh35]

10 Barbecued Butterflies
A Wig made out of soap
A Big Mistake
flossed salad
1 Can of Sontaran Snakebite

 

[bodie54]

A tub of buttered farfegnugen
1 twelve ounce spray can of "Peddler-B-Gone"
A case of Dr Sholl's "Odor Increasers"
A 7-Eleven store that doesn't smell like burnt pistachios

 

[negator]

just one shatner. a big one. really HUGE. one huge fuckin shatner, HUGE. no bigger. . . BIGGER. . .BIGGER!. no no, listen. we're talkin HE USES THE EIFFEL TOWER FOR A TOOTHPICK! I WANT A HUGENORMOUS. FUCKING. SHATNER.

and some chips: barbecue flavor

 

[Sutekh35]

just one shatner. a big one. really HUGE. one huge fuckin shatner, HUGE. no bigger. . . BIGGER. . .BIGGER!. no no, listen. we're talkin HE USES THE EIFFEL TOWER FOR A TOOTHPICK! I WANT A HUGENORMOUS. FUCKING. SHATNER.

and some chips: barbecue flavor

Well I've got some chips but I'm all out of Shatner's

A Partridge in a Pear tree
Lord Lucan leaping
Milky Clown Pie
Polystyrene cooking gloves
A dangerous rabbit
Kettle Rabies

 

[tunsty]

Some old favourites..


A glass hammer
Tartan paint
A long stand
Elbow Grease
Dehydrated Water
Invisible Stain Remover
Left Handed Screwdriver
Bucket of Gas
Fallopean Tube (I'll have two if they're on special offer)
10mm Holes (per 100)
Box of sparks for spark plugs
Flux capacitor
White ink for inkjet printer

 

[member006]

A five pound bag of compassion.

 

[Smittmaestro]

I have to get a dish of revenge, it's best served cold.

-cs™

 

[member006]

Revenge repellent powder for a friend who should know thats not the way.

 

[tunsty]

A five pound bag of compassion.

Sorry, it only sell by the kilo.