Absurd Shopping List

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spongiform encephalitis sauce
banana jerky
1 big BM
3 front scratchers
cyst and disease order
"where's waldo?" anal beads
hater tots
flabbergas
6
1 brown jerkin
pope-on-a-rope
a hat which is also shoes
crisco warming
6 of "one"
half a dozen of "the other"
"Rear Admiral Horatio Brownbottom's Unctious Methane Tonic and Trans-Anus Spot Remover" - flatulence flavor
***** and ******* chewables
free-range yeast

 

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6 swizzle shtix
boogie woman
my own foot
mongoloid beef
1 pound milspec headcheese
X extra extra terrestrials
immoral compass
"i can't believe it's not something" nothing
inaction figures
2 cans Bush's Half-Baked Schemes
voo-doo-doo
"Reverend Otis Sistrunk's Original Imitation Homemade Mass-Produced One-of-a-Kind Forbidden Flute Butter" - crunchy
repetetive repetition with redundent redundency saucy . . . sauce
klaus barbie doll
wankel rotary pickle
sphincters of doom v2.0
horsecock pheffer
"mission accomplished" military misadventures kit - trial size
chin nuts