Absurd Shopping List

[dave_rhino]

The latest copy of Sandweasle Catching Weekly

 

[bigbadbrody]

A hair from the Tooth-Fairys armpit, so I can place it on your tongue while you are ******** tonight

 

[Torre82]

A hair from the Tooth-Fairys armpit, so I can place it on your tongue while you are ******** tonight

EWWWW!

Here's one for you BBB:

A shot of our dear Milena with the hole-spread pose. :sniffle: I know.. it's sad.. but her tits are so amazing by themselves.. :shrug:

 

[negator]

cheese squeezed from louise
hirsch phynx
an artistic licence
****** dubya's nuk-yu-ler surprise
kit-dog bar
sam and ella's original famous substance

 

[local568]

chrome reverse gas cap

 

[bodie54]

A Fiat that runs
A paddle from **** Creek
A box of "Instant Tripe" - (just add water and yummmmm)
George Bush's brain

 

[Torre82]

Giving a person a piece of their mind.
****** a corpse. (She isnt fighting back, is she?)
Combination Hooka and coffee maker. (Aladdin!)
A microwave that works for at LEAST 20 years.
A pair of working tits on a bull.

 

[member006]

A store clerk that looks you in the eye.

A robe that stays tied.

A friendly, pleasant neighbor like you try to be.

 

[negator]

"butt stucco" brand ass spackle
7-pack of Kritz Bumbers
Hieronymous Bosco
neer wine
1 expired zorch

 

[pathfinder]

"butt stucco" brand ass spackle
neer wine

No butt spackle sorry... would you settle for Premium Link Upgrade ?
And isn't near wine grape juice?

 

[negator]

"Prince Albert in a Can" pierced sausage
loaf meat
"Prince Charles in a Cun" royal tampons
spaghetti and spitballs
roasted garlic hamas with C4
"National Debt" instant war

 

[member006]

Kitchen flooring that cleans itself.

 

[RogueWolf]

I need a new flambamulator for my car.

 

[bodie54]

A can of spray-on whup ass
A pint of fancy albacore flavored ice cream
The hand-me-down snowboots my parents wore (year around) to walk 10 miles (uphill both ways) to school and back


[thanks for picking up that last batch negator - the paddle is proving very useful ]

 

[member006]

Shards of glass and washer soup.

A gallon of drivers common sense.

Two pounds of slurs and stupidity.

 

[Sutekh35]

1 Sabretooth Tiger
1 litre of Hippopotomus semen-an excellent window cleaner
1 David Blunkett DIY Manual
Eye of Newt and Brain of Toad
1 Brian Blessed Body Suit

 

[negator]

one well-kept secret
strap-on vagina
polysyllabic expletives
a new asshole
6 metric tons of methane

 

[bodie54]

a pigeon that doesn't deliberately target my car
a pear in a partridge tree
the cat that's got my tongue

 

[negator]

wankel rotary engine
6 lb belly-button lint
******** brunch
"cockles"
man jerky - teryaki

 

[negator]

7 sven scrapings
300 thermopiles
one bad bump
2 bumbling bushes
burnt bundt bits