Absurd Shopping List

[negator]

1 footlong with:
carbuncles
rickets
sphincters
mumbles
humph

human bean salad
fancy rubric
atkins diatribe
hacky sauce
alley wacks
novelties and such
"bobo"s

 

[member006]

Grab me a big bag of......

**** free America.

 

[negator]

absurd shopping list
something that illuminates
a hidden haiku

 

[tunsty]

Can someone tell me where I can get a catalogue of errors?...I'd like to see the mistakes before I make them.

 

[bodie54]

Hey negator, could you pick me up

1) an honest televangelist
2) some appliance viagra for my pop up toaster
3) the straw that broke the camel's back

Thank you, kindly

 

[bigbadbrody]

A boss that gives a fuck

 

[tunsty]

A barrel of laughs.


and can someone give me a penny for my thought.

 

[Roughneck]

Valium air spray
A pill to cure stupidity

 

[bodie54]

A bottle of recongestants
A tube of "Coalgate" ultra-dark toothpaste
An English speaking Spanish fly

 

[tunsty]

I'd like the last Turkey in the shop...so hurry!

 

[squallumz]

I'd like the last Turkey in the shop...so hurry!

you mean the one as big as me?!

 

[Smittmaestro]

Some druthers
Roll on odorant
Louser

-cs™

 

[member006]

I'll take a reason.

 

[D-rock]

Do they have any rusty razor blades?

 

[Smittmaestro]

I need a new giveadamn, my old one's busted.

-cs™

 

[D-rock]

I need a couple dozen cans of whoop ass.

 

[Smittmaestro]

I need some milk of human kindness.

-cs™

 

[D-rock]

I still don't see my barrel of monkeys.

 

[Smittmaestro]

I also need a cup of patience...

-cs™

 

[D-rock]

An ounce of prevention and a pound of cure.