Absurd Shopping List

[Sutekh35]

An ounce of pounce
A pound of sound
A gram of spam
and a bag of shag

 

[negator]

1 cheeky clusterfuck
googol cans of spam
one "can't do!:thumbsup: " attitude
pink bunny suit - size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL
pieces of ewe
1 mundane paradox
1 pair dachshund danish
synthetic porn
durian-in-the-pants
one absurd shopping list
hammered dog ****
the twinkie defense
1 destroyed creation
42 relaxed sphincters
16 tons of "what do you get?" mystery samples
future pastimes
kibbles and bitch
a harmonic convergence thingy
lacquered hair pie
dangly bits
1 smuggled haggis
600 light years of string
traditional folk machinery
ergonomic porcupines
dim sum vacuum pump with pearl gravy release valve

 

[member006]

A bag of honest answers.

 

[Smittmaestro]

I need to pick up some cold hard facts.

-cs™

 

[member006]

While you're there can you get a pack of "why" and a jar of "mistake"?

 

[member006]

I don't guess HB is ever going to the store.

 

[Smittmaestro]

I really need a peace of mind!

-cs™

 

[Magnet]

I will take one of those "EASY buttons" staples has been advertising.

 

[negator]

nigel peppercock's original cucumber ointment
1 chastity helmet
karma grease
little umbrellas
little raincoats
gefilte whale
1 quantum chili dog
trim spa baby!
the last straw
1 sorry sandwich
a guy named hister
chopped bearded clams
kiwi shoe polish sausage
furry sushi
private drippings
foot grenades
6-pack of tab
bungalow monthly
generic product
7 death hats
grey **** on must turd
"li'l addict" crack snackers

 

[member006]

I will take one of those "EASY buttons" staples has been advertising.

Make that two.

 

[negator]

pslightly psilent psychic
accosted rascal
40oz "boogz-n-hooch"
1 "uneasy" button
1 bunch cauliflower ears
"Dr. Festus Gangrene's Original Personal Depilatory Wafers" - salt and vinegar flavor
wacka doo
12oz "global mass extinction"
something
3 huge problems
nothing
1 steaming pile of "the usual"
4 ""parentheses""
1 tub of spreadable WTF?
creamed corns
large bag of "bUnGyUnS!"
secrets of the Dolly Llama
1 infernal device
various assorted miscellanies and sundries

 

[Sutekh35]

A bag of stench
A bottle of smell
A Tin of Hum
A Can of Phew

 

[negator]

(6) ((quotation marx))
svengali linguini
1 fascinating festooned fool
mutton chops
handlebars
soul patches
van dykes
conglomerate weevils
a vic morrow haircut
10 extinct reasons
a mysterious pong
real good stuff
1 chainmail bikini
underleg noises
hair soup
the other other white meat

 

[Sutekh35]

Psychomania Candy
The Mousse That Dripped *****
Snails From the Crypt
******* Garden Peas
Quails of ******
The Flask of Red Death
Quince of Darkness
Lemons of the Mind

 

[negator]

acid reflux redux
deep wishful thinker
mildly harmful wanker
chalk absorber
a scathing pasting
mellow yustard
1 bottle "Dr. Cardinal Francis Bernard Laws Hidden Secret Nambla Sauce" - creamy
yellow matter custard
some screaming mimis
12oz existential angst
2 oneness of the universes
mu velveta
one crock o' ****
1 obtuse revelation
1 pair ignominious gorilla gloves
fowl balls
1 unmitigated piles sufferer with sprinkles
"monkey shine" primate polish
2 hot carls
1 damned spot
6 pernicious onamotapeiae

 

[negator]

1 gaggle of ominous meanderings
filched underling accoutrements
lace overgarments
1 hirsute bivalve
wankel rotary bananas
un-pulled taffy
peanut supple
"chancres away!" pirate cream
the buttermilk of human kindness
"i can't believe it's not testicles" soy balls
inside-out pants
yellowcake UF6
nice, pleasant things
12oz of just-say-no
taoist with jelly
wind-up earmuffs
"Screaming Lord Hentai's good-old old-fashioned mouth-watering natural artificial saliva" - 1 gallon
docile citizen pills - chewable
1 doz of those hairballs you like
1 sour puss
frozen chipped-beef on toast
depleted-uranium suppositories
10ml of stroking vinegar

 

[dick van cock]

A sober surgeon will suffice. Thank you!

 

[negator]

sasquatch chow
jack-booted thug boots
the riddle of the sphincter
milli vanilli pudding
1 worn out plot device
1 can of laughter
mojo filters
kafka syrup
future corpse arsenic balm
1 cabaret jar
1 can womanwich
"Professor Military/Industrial-Complex's Ersatz Pseudo-Fraudulent Spurious Fear Linament" - placebo flavor
1 sour kraut with lederhosen
1 spicy swede with pippi longstockings
bangers and mash
bungholes and mush
old rotgut brand sulphuric acid
balling bowls
fresh-squeezed yellow juice

 

[Lexx7]

a water-proof tea bag
a solar powered lamp
roller blades for my razor
a pet cemetery self assembly kit for when it rains cats and dogs
and a wet suit, but by the time I got home it was a dry suit

 

[jibbijib]

Battery Operated Fire Wood
Pizza with pepperoni and 9 mm bullets on it
Giant half chicken half squirrel
Potatos (what? those are crazy enough)
Burned CD's... Literally
Buffalo Wings. (literal sense)
"Do Not Buy" sign.
Remote controll remote.
Flat bath tub.