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Totally believable...

The last time I was in the desert was at night. I stopped on the roadside to let my car cool down and took a walk into the dunes. I lay down to rest a bit and heard rustling and clicking sounds in the sage brush. Got my ass up and walked back to the car. A few minutes later I felt something...

Very cool pic

Wow, all this hate for Texas. The above posters are, however, proof that assholes live in every state in the Union...

Yes, the pathetic Americans should stop offending the rest of the world by feeding, clothing, protecting and wiping its worthless ass...

Man, you Kool-Aid drinkers are still believing in this empty-suited fool, huh...?

Actually, that's what MOST tats scream....

Maybe they're opposed because they aren't retarded Kool-Aid drinkers? Funny parody, btw...

Yeah, maybe they could cut his head off!!!:(

At least that "average student" isn't hiding his grades as well as a myriad of other documents relating to his life.... BTW, little "o" is a gaffe machine, only he has the benefit of the media covering his sorry ass: For example: Austrian is not a language, nor is "Mexican", there are not 57...

Contrary to popular belief, NOBODY ever looks cool throwing gang signs...

Jar Jar is much smarter....

Obama has proven time and time again that he is a racist. Listen to the books that (someone else actually) he "wrote". Look at the Klan With a Tan church he attended for 20 years. People aren't buying the defense of this idiot anymore.

More likely forced perspective. I think they they are beautiful animals...

Well, the guy flippin' the bird could help save the planet by killing himself. Over his lifetime, he will release more CO2 into the atmosphere by simply breathing than the Hummer will create. Of course we need CO2 so the trees don't die, but hey, who cares about facts?

Might be a fuse....

If you go to the shows I go to, you really DON'T want this sort of thing happening!

Dead on....

That's a man, baby!!!

Seriously, this is a great thread and I wish no ill will toward anyone. I just wish there were places you could go and not have to worry about people being so judgemental. I thought a Message board with a hilarious picture thread like this wouldn't have people with fragile egos being so easily...

Oh, and the poster is even more funny today, as we as a Society are on the verge of having the PoliticalCorrectness police dictate to us what we may and may not find entertaining...

No, honey, AngloSaxon protestant males don't have time to whine and cry as we are too busy working, so that lazy fucks like ACORN can rape the tax-base and PAY people to whine and cry about perceived oppression. BTW, if you were more perceptive you would realize that it wasn't "I" who posted...

As well they should be. No one should be safe when it comes to humor, and no one should have to worry about "BigBrother" trying to tell them what is funny and what isn't. Seriously, we have people being murdered for speaking out against islam, and the last thing we need on a funny-picture...

When the Politically Correct joy killers are finished feigning outrage, perhaps I can convince one of them to come make me a sandwich and give a nice "misogyny" to my lower extremites...

Hey, I noticed you weren't offended at any of the posts concerning homosexual references or blacks. Am I to infer that you are a racist or Homophobe since apparently none of these things bother you?

BTW, if you want something offensive, try this: The idiots in Washington have created a populist outrage that was a very real and very big factor in a man killing himself this past week. According to news reports, David Kellerman (former CEO of Freddie Mac) is leaving behind a wife and young...

BTW, sorry for the rambling , but I'm in a hurry to go run over cute bunnies in my SUV!!!:nanner:

BTW, don't have time to Photoshop the obvious: a picture of Obama that says: Socialism: now comes in black....

Hey dumbass, the majority of the world that doesn't have a PoliticallyCorrect stick up their ass would like people like you to get a fucking life and get out of the way of people who can have a good laugh. Seriously, if you are so fucking fragile that you can't handle someone who doesn't see...

Personally, I have to have a woman with meat on her bones. This idea that millions of straight men actually find women who look like Paris Hilton attractive is a myth perpetuated by gay men and women who don't have curves.

Well, it ain't REALLY art, but I suppose it's an attempt. The neatest part of it all is that some asshole probly' got a grant (taxpayer theft) to pay for this garbage.

Nah, it's gangsters pumping their "music" too loud who are compensating.:thumbsup: Why can't some of you people get over the fact that not everyone thinks like you (thank God) and some folks simply like what they like? I wouldn't drive a Hummer, but it is narrow-minded and ignorant to think...

This is the kind of bullshit golf-cart the idiots in Washington would like to force Americans to drive. Personally, I prefer running over cute little bunnies in my SUV, cigar in one hand, S&W in the other, cell-phone propped in one ear, steering with my knees, blasting some Motorhead....:D.

I see Robert Hayes has taken up horse riding...

No one is being forced to work at that "hellhole". If the idiots in Congress and the WhiteHouse were half as competent as Wal-Mart, we would be in the black. Wal-Mart is that old leftist boogey-man, like Haliburton. People have been brainwashed into hating them because the media overlords have...

Re: Sexy Canadian Girl, Ashleigh And FUCK YOU for your ignorant political views that you have allowed to creep into this forum. Thanks to ignorant fucktards like you, Obambi, the whitey-hating Socialist is on the verge of fucking this economy to the point of no return. Now, do you think we can...

I don't think a doctor just lost his job, rather, you have just seen what taxpayer money disguised as "stimulus bills" pays for in many cases:D

Hey, don't forget the one where Georgie Soros madeover Hitler to look like Obama!

Nah, a Liberal probably posted that. Only the left engages in that sort of terroristic bullshit, you know, like O-bumbles personal Gestapo, aka, ACORN...

O'Reilly is no more of a douche than the idiots on CNN/MSNBC/CBS/PBS, etc. The biggest douche on Television is Keith Olbermonkey...

Why be nice when making comments about a Socialist prick who is intent on pissing on the Constitution at every turn? It actually looks like his wife, not sister btw....

BTW, in the history of Presidential elections, Bambi received the 2nd highest amount of votes against him than any winning President, 2nd only to Bush by less than a million votes....He's not as popular as his personal Pravda (CBS, NBC,ABC, CNN) would have you believe...

Remember, Bambi stood on the floor of the Illinois Legislature and argued against a bill that would require basic, life-giving care to a child that survived an abortion------not a fetus, but a living, viable child that SURVIVED an abortion. This makes him EVIL, plain and simple. If you agree...