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Either that or the O-ring! While I'm here, let me just say that my favorite ass belongs to Kim Kardashian. Asses must be round and have little or no cellulite. That's pretty much my only rule.

Thanks for bumping this leafman, I hadn't seen it before. Great site!

I never used any ******* *****.

well, you may have to gussy yourself up a little there, fella

Aye, snub the cancer ********, make a little girl with a toy kangaroo cry! Lavish my own ******** in luxury! But I'm David Beckham, everyone will still love me! PS-Brooklyn and Cruz sound more like names for gang members, not ********, IMO.

Wow! Pretty cool! That is a nice find.

Thank you Freeones!

Wow! I just discovered her myself independent of this thread! Looks like I've gotta be checkin' my buddy's posts more often! I once knew a girl named Madhuri Patel. We we're only 8, but maybe I should have latched on then, huh? Nah I got Becks.

I have never had a woman ask me to shave my balls, but then again, I'm not really big on having them licked or sucked. Sometimes I shave them anyway if it should catch my fancy.

Hi Mariah! :wave: Welcome! I sure will vote for you. You're very pretty!

I don't know why it works like that. Maybe there are just a lot more attractive women than men? And women tend to spend more time on their appearance than men. I know most of the girls I've been with could get guys a lot better looking (and better overall) than me. Maybe women just look for...

^Well, he may not be an idiot, since his strange behaviors are good for keeping him in the spotlight. But I can say I don't agree with a lot of the things he does.

tremors is actually not such a bad movie. I think someone on here said they liked it once!

I don't even know what I want, much less what I'm going to get. What I really could use would be a new place to live.

That was a tremendous and gripping story. I love that kind of stuff. Thank you very much coolbeers!

I guess I'll have a go: (this is only for what I like to see in porn) Anal sex: MF 7 MM 0 Anilingus: FLF 10, MLF 5, FLM 9 Bald Head: female 3, male indifferent BJ: 5 Creampie: 2 Cumswap: 2 Cunnilingus: FLF 8, MLF 6 DPP: 8 Facial: 5 Fisting: anal 0, vaginal 0 Lez: 5 variable Mast: female focus...

Thank god you are talking about websites! That makes this .....slightly better. On the other hand, I did have an octopus at the ready.

I actually find that babies are very "eco-friendly"! :dunno: They decompose in about 4-6 weeks when placed in my compost heap. Just got to make sure to keep the varmints away!

I would guess bands I like tend more to thrash metal. I really like: Fear Factory, Slipknot, Static-X, Pantera and Jack Off Jill. Most of what I listen to is more toward mainstream rock though.

Thank him and then deport him! Of course this issue can be argued all day but I, for one, am against ******* immigration.

Looks like it sank like an old man into a warm bath!

I agree with C_A. Definitely Belladonna.

Not a fan of U2, but curiosity got the better of me. Very interesting link, tunsty.

Personally, I have always liked the music he has come out with. I think I am past the point though, of supporting him by buying a CD. He is really an idiot.

Erica Campbell. For me the face is a draw. It comes down to the body and ERC just has more of a womanly figure IMO and that's what I like. That said, I wish she would stop going blonde.

I am a little late, but I was away for Thanksgiving. I am thankful for my friends (on and off the board :glugglug:), my ****** and my fiancee Becks. I'm thankful for living comfortably, not having to fear for my safety and for having a generally easy time of it compared to so many in this...

I think the comparisons to insects are a bit irresponsible, since this was an ocean creature. It's quite huge, but it reminds me of a lobster. After all, the largest arthropods do still live in the ocean. World's largest arthropod, Japanese Spider Crab...

I think it just looks like she's getting older. At least that's what it looks like to me. At this point it looks subtle, but eventually she'll have to retire because of it. Oh well.

:confused:under? I think I know what you meant. Well you can still surprise many of the noobs on this board with a gift! As for me, I'm always a last-minute guy. At which point I usually look around the house to re-gift things!

I would have to say Gianna Michaels. Anyway, it matters more to me who it is than what they're actually doing.

:sing: Ah, ****, it's only for a free Wonka Bar. Of course I wouldn't spend $400 for her book. She was the first pornstar I ever saw, but her book is just not worth it.

The guy who stays out of the spotlight, and out of the picture and provides a stiffy, but otherwise does as little to make himself known as possible. Yeah, that guy.

My most wonderful experience at least, was when I met my fiancee for the first time.

I think alot of "lesbian" and "bisexual" women in porn are such only because they know that's what guys want to see. As I would assume there are guys in gay porn who are not gay. Women doing each other for the money is the best explanation I have. Plus being with another girl would probably not...

I like your story better honey. It's not made up!

My 5 Favorite of the Moment 5. The Offspring - Want You Bad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bhRNcLaf4I 4. Good Charlotte - Hold On http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVG3jm2JjPE 3. Coheed and Cambria - ***** Red Summer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvH-70bY2C8 2. Murderdolls - Dead in Hollywood...

My Five All-Time Favorites 5. Smashing Pumpkins - Stand Inside Your Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAV6rWUyqCc 4. Nada Surf - Popular (Substitute: Metallica - One already mentioned on thread) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8g_wavcFR4 3. Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver...

:rolleyes: I agree with a lot that you said along the way, but I can't help but notice that you start out criticizing the US for keeping out of WWI and WWII and end up arguing that we should stay out of other countries' affairs. Which is it? Sometimes it's not so easy.

Next time, if you don't like the pate, hide it in a napkin! jk...I know what it means.

My heart goes out to his ******. I'm just glad he had some success at a young age and was able to leave his mark on MLB before passing on.

Congratulations to ny75 for reaching 100 rep and to deeeze for reaching 200 rep!

On this board, about every 20 days or so. I don't really get into it, since it will never end. But here I am...

:1orglaugh I hear Cartman had to shed a few pounds for the role!

:1orglaugh You can't go wrong with Krusty, Burns, and Chief (W)Piggum in the background!

To me, it looks like a zebra's eye! :rolleyes:

LOL Nice stuff! :1orglaugh

Wow, with that, you'd never have to leave Microsoft Word!!

I sure do love twins! No exception here!

What a tragic story. I hadn't heard about this. It's a shame they couldn't find the ****** responsible. She deserves whatever comes to her.

Chef, you left it over at my place. I guess you missed me, Becks was the only one home.:dunno: