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Congratulations D-Rock on 200 rep stones!!! :glugglug: Also congratulations to ****** on passing the 100 mark! ;)

Re: SaRenna Lee hardcore Welcome to Freeones!! Have fun here!:)

God, I've felt like doing that sometimes! Good for him!

LOL That one had me laughing! Was that really Jack? If not it was a good imitation!

I just hope the urinal doesn't feed into the **** tap.

Exactly. Give me a ***, and I'd shoot those people who roll their eyes at me: :rolleyes: Blind people can't see such gestures.:rolleyes:

Boggs also holds the record for "Most Hair-Transplant Infomercials Appeared In" with 240 and counting. Sorry to go off-topic a bit, but I once made a jersey for my dog, Patches. She was number 1/2. But she wasn't a midget.:dunno: Interesting fact: The last player to play in MLB who was under...

Similarly, the reasons they don't stay on: Having to put a bandage on a place where the skin moves. -AND- Getting ointment on the bandage, causing it to not stick. I do love the word "ointment" though.:rolleyes:

66 years old, huh? Well, at least he'll have plenty of scars to remind him of this before he forgets and tries it again.

I don't know what's wrong with me, but I was more grossed out from "2 girls 1 cup" than "Pain Olympics". I guess because I was prepared for the worst before watching "Pain Olympics". When I saw "2 girls" I kinda stumbled on it the other day and was totally surprised! :rolleyes:

I think the e-bomb never happened because Muslim terrorists just couldn't figure out a way for this to be a suicide ******. It's just not worth it if you don't die for your cause.

What about Margaret Thatcher? Her appearance was sheer villainy.

I think the pats will go 16-0, then not make it to the superbowl. I thought the rams would go 0-16 but they proved me wrong. I think Miami will pick up a win against my poor Jets.

I am SO glad you said turkey. A favorite of mine as well. And Becks mentioned the apple cider donuts.

Lemme take a stab in the dark and say.....he's a Republican?

Did the driver get out safely? Or did he melt too?!

Pretty hot! I like the one in pink from the first link.

I guess they better shoot gangbangs or gay porn, because something tells me they're going to get alot more male applicants than females.:dunno:

That pussy is awfully nice to not go after the little chick. Cute!

The penis is funny in it's own right, but it's the sign that bowls me over: "1 at a time or we **** you." A little harsh?

Whatever the reason it's there, I would say "Odd" is a good title for it.:D

You can combat that smell by eating lots of fruit. Also avoid fish.

For me, it definitely has to be egg nog. The finest of the nog ******. I love that stuff so much, I ***** it right out of the carton. This year, I will have to hold back though, since I've been watching what I eat.

Good one, Mc. Personally, my favorite "unbreakable" record is Cal Ripken's games played streak. To answer the question posited earlier, Miguel Tejada had been the active player with the most consecutive games played, but he missed some time this year. His streak stopped at around 900 or so.

The only poster that scares me is Christmas_Ape. Talk about a loose cannon!!!

Sounds fun shayd! Have a great time. The only advice I have is don't leave Venice without the requisite Gondola ride. At night preferably, with the gondolier singing. That's stereotypical, but it must be nice.

That's pretty sad. I wonder if such a forgetful person should be allowed to drive.:dunno:

Well you've certainly showed up the first OMEGA. He's still stuck on 238 posts!:rolleyes:

Congratulations Darkman on your 100 rep stones!! :wave:

Hilarious?!?

Thank you Roughneck for serving this country, and for reminding us of this important day. Thanks also to my ****** and great uncle who selflessly served on our behalf in Korea and Germany respectively.

Maybe..... That sounds more like me!

That's a huge crap for a small baby! I like the crookneck style of the larger piece too. This *** has a future in art! It's taken me all of my 29 years to finally produce gallery-caliber logs!

You're right...I might not even notice the difference. :tongue: PS-Oh I do so love the bourgeoisie! Only the best of the best can fathom such a word that not only has three consecutive vowels, but vowels also as five of the final six letters!

My great uncle piloted a bomber that was shot down behind enemy lines in Germany during WW2. He got a purple heart and other commendations for saving three of his comrades. My uncle was ****** by the Mafia here in NJ, because he wouldn't sell his restaurant. As for me, I would be semi-famous...

God, please let my interviews result in me getting a job that pays me enough money and that I will really enjoy.

I guess there's no truck stop hookers along that highway!

Something smells fishy?!?

Awww...they're koot!

I couldn't do that on Becks' feet, they're too ticklish!

I would have figured it stood for Non-nude Weeki Wachee Ladies :dunno:

I heard he named the tunnel "***-Hui's Playhouse"!

It is. And it's venomous.

I wish I hadn't taken sloppy seconds on said goat. :dunno:

Yes, lambskin for me too! :tongue: Seriously, though, I've never been with a girl who had a preference for a certain type of condom. Then again, I haven't used a condom in about 8 years so I don't know how women feel about the different types now available.

Congratulations to Christmas _Ape on 200 rep stones! Congratulations to slikpulla for eclipsing the 100 mark!

8/10 Boobilicious!

fool Katie Couric

I don't think banning fireworks is the answer. They kind of police themselves, with all the injuries that are incurred by those who use them. However, I think with all the similarities, Virgin should pull the stupid ad. There's a chance the culprit could have been inspired by it, so why not pull...

Cool article! I always thought one of them was to never shoot a "made man". Then again, I learned that on the Simpsons. ;)