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Yikes! I've seen people do yoga, but I've never seen that before!

That, right there, is the funniest, craziest, weirdest picture I have seen in quite awhile! :1orglaugh:rofl::rofl:

Damn, it's more candle than cake! Who's that for? Sophia Loren? just kidding you super-hot septuagenarian!

:1orglaugh I'll be glad to check if they've got anything "keistered" away!

I am precluded from donating ***** due to medications that I take. However, I am registered as an organ donor should I die. Or, I suppose I would donate if one of my ****** or friends needs a kidney or part of a liver.:dunno:

You know, I've got half a mind to....

I collect coins too, and my ****** has a large collection that eventually will fall to me. These particular coins are interesting. Many seem to be one of a kind and make it hard to put a price tag on them. I guess the prices go by whatever the market will bear. I've always found it amazing how...

Some gems from my favorite movie, The Natural: Roy Hobbs: Red, it took me ******* years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got. --------------- Roy Hobbs: I coulda been better. I coulda broke every record in the book. Iris Gaines: And then? Roy Hobbs: And then? And then...

I would not let her have sex with this guy. Once you go black, you never go back.

Clever title! You definitely had me thinking sex! I dunno if I could come up with that if I was *****?

Very interesting stories, Becks and dave! Perhaps the biggest coincidence though was that yesterday Becks and I discovered we are long lost ******* and ******! Despite the genetic ramifications, we have decided to "stay the course"!:rolleyes:

Wow, what an amazing creature. But with all those teeth, I wouldn't trust it with my cock!

Probably like a Double Stuf Oreo.

I would definitely enjoy the solitude. The only thing I would ask is an internet connection and television. Just the thought of being out there (with my fiancee of course) is exciting to me.

I agree. Panties up above the hips rock! Similar to what Prof said, I think panties this high accentuate the hips, plus they put the pussy in kind of a sling, pulling the panty tight so you can see the outline of the cameltoe. It's all about the "tease factor"! :thumbsup:

Tawny Roberts for me, but I'm not too blown over by either of them.

Well, after all, that's how dogs say hello!

Just when you think you've seen everything! What's next, wax lips?

From one turkey to a turkey of a president, Happy Thanksgiving to all Freeones members!

Pedophiles are not allowed on this lift!

LOL From the greenpeace website, no less!

Boy, if I ever find that guy who called me an asshole, I'm gonna draw a huge damn mustache on his face! Alas, for now the search continues.....

Congratulations to nothingandless on 100 rep stones!

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I wrote an explicit, vulgar and mean spirited story about a girl I didn't like who I went to school with. Then for Christmas, I gave a copy to her. It was perceived as a threat and I got suspended for a week.

I just hope everything turns out alright for the whale. I guess since it breathes air, it doesn't need saltwater like other sea creatures?

My choice is Ashley Robbins. But you really can't go wrong with just about every choice on this thread. :D

God, that clip is fuckin hilarious! Thanks!

I'm surprised you saw the "loose cannon" comment! I thought it had been ****** since no one posted on that thread after me. And if C_A wants to keep using that :thumbsdown: until it actually works, well, that's his choice. At least he's not expecting :homophobe: to yield a smiley! Nice work...

Well, I really don't see why this is surprising. "deserting?" Well they ARE in a desert, what else would they be doing?

Well, she's certainly got perfect form!

:1orglaugh Chicks sure do dig those fancy cars! And he was only on a test drive with the car saleslady!

He looks like he ****** that one! Either that, or it's a sign for jet-powered people ahead!

One of the few blondes that does it for me. Giggity giggity goo!

Cool post! I love ****** Guy.

Xtapolapocetl (though this doesn't make it any easier for the next person!)

Damn, there's no donuts left. I gotta start logging on in the morning. By the way...DVC says he's leaving...it's in the members only...I don't know if it is a joke or not.:eek:

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LOL If there ever was a better bump, I haven't seen it! Yes, I have tasted my own cum. It was in a truth or dare game that ended up as a big orgy.

fudge :eek:

Old Freeones threads, and ear wax.

Scorpio? As in Hank Scorpio, head of the Globex Corporation?! It's a pleasure to meet you sir! I'd offer to hang up my coat on the wall, but you would just say: "Relax, Homer. At Globex we don't believe in walls." PS-This story about another superbug is distressing. It seems like it has become...

Batten down the hatches!! Put some plywood and duct tape up on those windows! All right! That should hold! :1orglaugh:rofl:

I'm more like McRocket in being into bigger engines and bigger cars. So, while I don't really care for the car much, I was impressed that they could engineer that much horsepower into a 2.0L engine. Even taking into account modern technology, that's pretty impressive.

All we need to do is find out whether Adam and Eve had belly buttons. If they do, then they were born from another creature, and Darwin would appear to be right. If they do not have belly buttons, then Creationism may have a case. :dunno: :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh Why, Chef? Why must you ******* this young man!!!??? :rofl:

I've been to a drive in a couple times. (There are none in NJ, just over the border is one in NY) I like them because it is alot more comfortable to sit in your car than in a movie theatre seat. I always had to eventually watch the movie again in another setting, since I found drive ins to be...

Is the comet named after John Holmes? :dunno: Nice read. Imagine the impact if this comet hit into anything? Just not us I hope. Or anywhere near us.