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Definitely a fan of "Natural Born Jigglers" as Christmas_Ape calls them. :jigglers:

Definitely Eva Angelina for me. The only issue is whether I like her better with or without her black glasses!

Hi Angel! A belated welcome! Hope you have lots of fun here. You are a very beautiful woman. :wave:

This all makes me wonder: How bad is Ahmadinejad? While he certainly has his flaws, is he as evil as we are made to think? Sure, when he came to Columbia and spoke his bullcrap, I jumped on the bandwagon and mocked the bastard. Now, while I cannot stand Bush and his cronies, am I not doing just...

Very true. What used to be considered rough and shocking is now mainstream. I like to see the woman treated like an equal partner, not much different from the way I would treat a woman. Sometimes I'll watch something where a woman will be treated poorly and it just makes me annoyed. Just because...

I always liked "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer". I'm a crude man with simple pleasures.

Of the choices given, I chose Molson....but I don't really care for that much either. I'm not a big drinker, but if I do *****, it's either ******* or Guinness Draught.

This is the one I most identify with. Having one of those "abortion factories" on my block is like living next to a slaughterhouse. The foul stench of ***** and death hangs in the air. Complete with the grunts and groans of traumatized suburbanite heifers. I'm all for abortion, but like nuclear...

Re: Yet another sexy teacher gives it up! Methinks you left out a very important "s" there based on the rest of your story. Kinda changes things around.

Exactly what I was thinking. Buying the bus and tricking it out like that had to cost shitloads of money. And what do you have? It's so low it couldn't handle any bumps and plus you look like a moron driving it. The first one with the speakers was the funniest!

:1orglaugh It's Vinylman!!!

It's Supergran or nothing as far as I'm concerned.

What is Hillary's cunt doing in the White House already? She must have left it there I guess 8 years ago?

This didn't happen to be our friend dave_rhino, was it?

Damn! That Hillary has got some firecrotch!

I want plates that say "ASSMAN".:nanner:

Nice job, BigSwede on eclipsing the 100 mark!!

:1orglaugh Great job fox! btw, I've had a few more takers to see my knob, so I would hope to now be addressed as "senob51"....for the time being. I think in order to keep our dual-membership we should agree that we are the same person, but on two different planes of existence. If we are in the...

I checked the list the other day and saw Ultima 7 somewhere in the 90s. That is my favorite game ever! So what did I do? Dug up the old copy, got a DOS emulator (so I could play on Win XP) and played for the last 3 days! Missed out on alot of Freeones posting because of that damn wonderful...

One pornstar who I have grown to appreciate is Lanny Barbie. I knew of her for years, but only recently she's become a favorite.

Post of the Year!!!! You know which one I mean! You know, the lesbian sex party!

The best truffles are always found by the Truffleupagus. He is the ******* of Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street. His large proboscis makes it easy to locate the scent.

I would say she is over rated only in looks. I just don't think she's that hot. But as has been mentioned, there are other ways she made it to the top, not the least of which is intelligence.

For me, I am very strange. I am courteous almost to a fault, but language-wise I feel like I have become detached from my well-educated background. Things I say are often taken as offensive even though I'm not being rude to a person pointedly, rather just using words they don't approve of. I...

North Jersey here. Route 3 and 21.

:1orglaugh It would be the Second Greatest Story Ever Told Good ol' Evel, sorry to see him go! Don't bury him too deep!

I would be just the same way.

Very much like my situation. I live with my fiancee and we do plenty together. Aside from that, there is only really one person I hang out with. I find that alot of times, people are too busy for me. And I'm impulsive, wanting to do things my way at a time I choose. Plus, I like staying at home...

Well, I wouldn't say you're the best cocksucker, but certainly very good! j/k Toilets getting clogged is not about the toilet paper, it's about the he-man sized American logs we make! Us Americans are like Porcelain Lumberjacks, relinquishing giant sequoias into the bowl! And this ***** matter...

KFD, I can't decide if you are just an associate of Santa, or if you are purporting to actually be him? I think you're caught up in a little hubris, my friend. I hope you don't get in trouble with the jolly old elf himself! As for me, I would like a strand of anal beads (used if possible...

Riddle me this: How come you spelled out the word "you" the first time but not the second time? And as to why you're bringing cumin into the bedroom, I haven't the foggiest. Unless you're with one of the spice girls?

Re: Ass Implants. Fake asses? One of my favorites, Kim Kardashian, is rumored to have had butt implants. I'm not sure myself what the truth is, but as long as it looks good. :dunno:

I like diet Mountain Dew. Anyone notice how it is less carbonated than other sodas? So it goes down smooth. You can even squeeze the can a little bit before you open it, since less carbonation means less pressure.

That's an odd coincidence.... Just the other day I found moose tracks in my ice cream!:rolleyes:

Oh, I've got my own dossiers of a few select members on here. No one flies below my radar. Plus, some of my posts include secret codes that are actually messages for my fellow operatives in the Freeones community. Tiger Zero Halifax Pendergast............

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Exactly. He just had to make his ass nips more appropriate with a proper context!

I remember this guy. He's had a lot of problems with robberies and people being found dead in his home since his big win. He's also bounced checks if you can believe it. Here's the wiki link for his story: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Whittaker_(lottery_winner)

Whoa! Haven't been on in a few days! Congratulations to pd+dd, and Digital on 200 rep points! Congratulations to thorsif on 400 rep! Congratulations to local568 and Christmas_Apeon 300 rep! Congratulations to masterhenry, M.I.L.F.Man, maleonetwo, DAVERAT and KungFuDude on 100 rep stones!

If it's from the same guys who work at the car wash, I'll pass!

I think he's got a sea serpent in his pants!

Well, of course the stockings are shocking, but who is that guy anyway and why is he carrying her?

Kudos to the photographer for not getting hairy man ass in the pic!

Exactly what I was thinking. She's got a good plan.

Boy, the things you can do with a cattle hoist!

That would almost be like sucking on the end of a banana!

Wow! She can really hold her ******!

I find that actually quite easy to believe!

What the fuck is that? Is there a face on the cake?!?

Some good, funny stuff! I got a few laughs out of that!