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Hey everybody! Buy your Barry Bonds! Get 'em while they're hot! Contribute to the big guy's defense coffers! Each Barry Bond will mature to double the face value should he be found not guilty! Get them for your wife and ****! Build for a stable tomorrow thanks to the melon-headed nincompoop!

I'm vaguely a democrat. In that, I usually vote that way. I'll tell you though, I don't really care for the two party system. I always find myself wishing there was a candidate I could really get behind. Someone who holds my views. On the state level, I'm satisfied with my representatives, but...

Maybe he's thinking: "Hey! I'm the only one who gets to crap in the woods!"

Somebody call the window washer. We're going to need him in a minute or so.

It could be one of the early models for the Manziere.

Wait a second here! Was Lady Love recently in jail?!? Say it ain't so, LL!?!

Reminds me of the time I caught a big bruin peeking in my window while I was getting changed! PS-Methinks that girl looks a little like April Flowers (Summers), eh?

I know where I'm going for my next vacation! Thanks, slowhand!

Imhotep, you are strangely intriguing to say the least. You've only got a few posts, but you're already an enigma! :D

He tested the market, didn't get any good offers, then signed with the Yanks for more money than he would have made otherwise, plus potential bonuses. Doesn't sound too stupid to me.

It seems we've been seeing a softer side of North Korea lately. Somebody wants to get invited to that UN they've been hearing so much about.:dunno:

I happened to read about this yesterday. Very interesting. Amazing that the plane could become totally covered with sand over the years.

I agree with Dave's post. Just give them enough special treatment to let them scrape by.

I, for one, am looking for my Tarzan!

Definitely. Either that or the WTF? files.

This guy knows his ****. I think I'll start referring the noobs over to here.

Wow, Prof! When it rains, it pours! In any event, I voted for: "It happens, we understand, hope you are forgiven, but learn from it!" Basically, I think your best shot is to reconcile with your wife and try to attune yourself to her signals a little better. Fortunately, it seems most of her...

The way she talks reminds me of Max Headroom!

I honestly don't remember. I think I know who it was with, maybe I'll ask her. Psst...Don't tell Becks!;)

Buy into turkey futures. I've been tracking this phenomenon for awhile, and if I'm right, they should spike in a week or so.

"Pork" (short for pork-barrel spending) refers to government excess and waste. It can be anything from spending tax-dollars on useless projects or overpaying for goods. Basically the government wasting our money.

Homophobe!!! There's nothing gay about it, thilly boy! JK

Our Jewish and Muslim friends better avoid all the pork in this thread!!:D I have a story. Granted it is small-town government, this is a good example of wasteful practices: Recently, due to people speeding up and down a residential street, the town installed two speed bumps. At first there...

Oh, I certainly agree. It was just a comment that it seems to be brought up whenever a black person is victimized by a white person. But yeah, this guy was kind of a sleazeball no matter what the race. I also read that he is not currently a licensed plastic surgeon, at least for these such...

^I think maybe this one is a Thanksgiving_Ape. Slightly more cosmopolitan, but also less funny than a Christmas_Ape.

Becks and I watch that each week, and we like it too. In fact, we were just thinking yesterday that we would like to go to some of the "revamped" restaurants to see how they are doing. There were a few that were vaguely in our neck of the woods.

Great job, sterobb and facetious! I always enjoy reading the updates on this thread!

Could very well be. If only they had labeled Vioxx with "Product may cause death". :rolleyes:

But our homosexual friends aren't represented. Maybe China is like Iran, which I understand from a reliable source, has no gays.

You no provide convenient toilet? Then me **** on your Shitty Wall! Lame South Park reference.

Very interesting, Roald. I didn't know alot of those.

And the girl who ends up with the most hair bands, wins the "biggest slut award".

Unfortunately for Kanye, the "white man" is not responsible for her death, at least on the surface. The surgeon was black, and has appeared on Oprah.

Sounds good. Interesting article. If they can harvest stem cells early in the process, I agree with the morality of the procedure.

I like both of them, but Lanny is one of my favorites.

Gotta love Nina Mercedez!! Thanks rorys!

IMO Gianna Michaels has the best ass.

Poor bear. He does look cute. I hope he gets to **** a poacher someday.

I'd have to go with Hannah Harper

I agree, definitely. Three years is a joke for what she did.

Kim Kardashian is my "One" Sorry Gianna.

Either that or a sand crotch!

That was funny. Nice one!

That's a beauty. No clit though?!?

:1orglaugh:rofl: Good one!

That's some funny ****!!!! Nice one, slowhand.

LOL. The one in the next lane is cute.

Very long whiskers on that pussy!

^ Only when you stroke its bark just right!

Nice, he gets my vote!