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It's annoying to me when people don't get my humor. It ends up making both people feel awkward.:dunno:

I'm not gay, but sometimes I play one on Freeones.

Freeones is my #1 source when I need to get the old sauce flowing!

Here's a link to the film Chef is talking about. It actually was first released awhile back, but not in the USA. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405163/

"***** penis packed in its own sweet cream sauce"? Yeah, I've had it. And I'm NOT sorry for that......'twas delicious!

I can't say I've ever thought about actually being a female pornstar.

If I absolutely had to choose one, it would be Halle Berry.:eek:

From the article: WTF?:confused: Ok, so maybe she was suicidal, but then why only a four-story building? Maybe she didn't really want to die? :dunno: EDIT: Well I found this which seems to partially explain:

I thought this was another Seinfeld thread!

I use I-Fun Viewer by Xequte. I like it and I've never had problems with it.

Delicious and healthy! I eat them right in hand, sometimes with a pinch of salt. These are just terrific! Becks and I both enjoy indulging in these. As for my shopping habits, I thought Facetious, D-rock, and LadyLove had some great points. I almost never buy name brand unless it is on sale...

Strange you should mention this, since I'm meeting up with a woman who was a "Top 10 Pornstar of 1934". Wish me luck guys, hope she's still got it!

Try some anal. The added tightness might just do the trick. Just slip it in "by accident" then hold on tight no matter how hard she bucks! ;)

Very cool stuff! Looks awesome!

D-rock said it exactly how I see it. Take it with a grain of salt and check your sources. In general though, very entertaining and enlightening.

How about Bingo at the local church?!

Most important to me, as far as boobs, is that the tit size fits with the body type. Generally, I don't really care for implants, except for the rare cases where the boobs still look natural. I love how natural breasts are shaped, although you don't get a whole lot of that with an A cup. I would...

Not to make light of a tragedy, but the last time a "missionary shooting ****** two" is when Peter North came inside a woman who was pregnant with twins!

It is helpful, though not required, that you be able to achieve an erection. What the hell am I talking about!? At your age you probably get wood looking at the sears catalog!

I gave up heterosexual relations.........and that's how it all started.:dunno:

I don't have any, but Becks has a little diddler that she got recently.

Yup, it's all true. CCT popped my anal cherry. I offered to wear my Hannah Montana costume for him, but he told me it wasn't necessary!:eek:

Well, look at it this way: at least your hand isn't the only girl you've fucked.

You know, that sounds alot like this episode of "Full House" I saw one time.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Jeez, what a funny trifecta! The only thing I can add is maybe wrap some sandpaper (rough side out!) around your dick first? :dunno:

Is it safe to come out now? http://i12.tinypic.com/6o0vz8h.jpg

It looks like he may be losing though! http://i19.tinypic.com/6l1jbps.jpg

Hmm... wonder if this is photoshopped? :1orglaugh http://i1.tinypic.com/6kqjkpe.gif

I like the little gobbler on the left! And the fact that there is a chicken wearing another chicken on his head must refer to the overcrowded conditions in our poultry industry. :dunno:

Reminds me of a black girl with a pink pussy! .....and yellow breasts!!!:rolleyes:

I think Mr. Burns from the Simpsons has a car like that!

That first chart is for elk, Will E! Interesting, though, nonetheless!;)

Aww, but the surprise is ruined by the name itself! They should call it something like "Magic Teacups" and then surprise you midway through with a stout ramrod up the ass. :dunno:

Now that's what I call a slab!

Paying for the bone? Now that's something I can relate to! :1orglaugh BTW Chef, thanks for the explanation of the numbers and squares! :thumbsup:

George: The outlet. Slippery Pete: Mm-hmm. George: That's where the electricity comes out. Slippery Pete: Oh, you mean the holes. George: Oh, I was unstoppable! Perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella, with just the right amount of grease on the joystick. Frogger was one damn good...

In search of a record, I once ate nearly one liter of cum. Seriously though, probably cow tongue.

A chef from Chicago owns the record for most times masturbated in one day with 28. A musician from Buffalo, NY is said to have the record for most sexual encounters with a shemale with 87. A law clerk from New Jersey holds the record for a female-squirting reverse ******* with 33.5.

Dear Santa KFD, I thought of two other things I want: First, this: http://z.about.com/d/boardgames/1/0/8/i/hannah_montana.jpg I promise I will wear my Hannah costume while I play. Secondly, I would like Gianna to stop by my house. I know since you're higher up on the chain of command, she will...

I really don't care for Sarah Silverman's comedy. However I really would like to have sex with her. She doesn't always look good, but when she does, I'm like WOW.

Sorry Chef, I don't know what I was thinking! I didn't register that you had posted this already!

:1orglaugh I've heard it referred to as the "Tsetse Meatsy".:dunno: I honestly don't know what that's called, but I love that pose too. For those who may not have tried, fucking a girl in that position is exquisite.

Jeez, just show a little interest in McRocket and he goes off like...well...a rocket!

I agree...that's wrong. Luckily I didn't face nearly such a firestorm with my Hannah Montana ensemble.

How do you determine which buddies have to give the blowjob and which ones receive?

Somehow I'm wary of a site whose slogan is: "You like vagina, we got vagina." That's just not the way my sexual urges are phrased in my head. :dunno:

Chef, you forgot the most important part: DO NOT use any lube! You want to go in there totally raw dog. 'Tis the season to be plowing, after all.

Two different fan-made videos for the Smashing Pumpkins "Christmastime": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHA-DB4Pjz8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IY5DPtgwNs

Congratulations to Tunsty and bigbadbrody on reaching 100!