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I dunno why they do it, but some of those shots are pretty hot!

Now this type of thing is kind of accepted practice, but I wonder what the first ever coach who got "dunked" thought about it? I wonder how that situation went down?

Shoulder Clod is my favorite. Hey Chef, what do the color-coded squares mean?

I would buy it, but only if she recorded the songs while naked. I can tell the difference!:rolleyes:

That dude has larger and less saggy breasts than Mrs. Claus!

:1orglaugh That was hysterical! Don't know how I missed this one before!

Yes, very encouraging news. Sounds like he has made tremendous progress. Thanks for the update, Chef.

Dimebag Darrell Here's an easy one, so no clue. *** Rock-_______-Tommy Lee

Yes, but not on purpose. Have you ever seen a dead body up close? (Not counting funerals)

Too bad I'm not hairy. You may have had your first cast member. :dunno:

It's not your fault slowhand. Maybe Michelangelo should have done some more drawings of explicit hardcore action. Seriously though, don't be disappointed. It was a good read. I always enjoy your threads! :thumbsup:

I have not and would not.

You underestimate us, DVC! I know well who Michelangelo is. He's the one with the nunchuks!

Henrietta LeSaggy-She's famous for the fact that her boobs sag so much you can titfuck AND pussyfuck her at the same time.

That sure is a swell rear view, but what really makes this pic is the candid sighting of Ned Beatty (one of Hollywood's best character actors) sporting his bright blue pants!

Don't like tats on women's backsides at all. I think Richelle is hotter though.

Re: Dead Pornstars, and Watching Them :helpme: Seriously though, as long as I don't think about it too much, it's the same as getting turned on by a live pornstar. It doesn't come up often for me, though. The only deceased pornstar I like is Jasmine Grey.

I actually don't really care for blowjobs. It can take me quite awhile to cum that way. I stay hard for sure, but I've only cum a handful of times from a blowjob alone. The longest one I've had was probably about 15 minutes. No sense waiting around for a train that's not coming.:dunno:

I think a big part of this is being secure in your sexuality. If you're living life worrying about doing or seeing "gay things" you've got some growing up to do. I can understand if someone just doesn't care for a certain act or wouldn't care to share a woman with another man, but if you're...

Uncle Owen, this R2 unit has a bad motivator!

Well that's the strangest thing I've seen in awhile. But funny!

I'm sure it's just to keep the top of the box from sticking to the pizza. :rolleyes:

I usually eat it. Well either that or shove it into the robot Grimace's mouth at McDonalds.

I tend to like Christmas-type lingerie. As long as the whole outfit isn't too intricate or involved. I wouldn't say that I like it better or worse than any other lingerie though. As far as an actual porn movie, if it had too much to do with Santa or elves it would probably make me laugh more...

As Becks mentioned above, we don't really do much of any decorating. When people ask why, I tell them I celebrate Kwanzaa. Then I run away before there are any follow-up questions.:dunno:

To be honest, I really don't keep track. As long as it looks normal and functions properly, I don't really care whose it is.

I think it all depends on the person really. Generally, though, I tend to agree with your assessment, Chef. Men lie in exaggerations, women tell flat out lies. Overall, I think men do lie a little bit more though.

I agree. They want it as often as a man, but with as much intensity and longing as a woman. It's gotta be tough. At least their deodorant choice is easy; Secret is the only one strong enough for a man but made for a woman. Can't go wrong there.

Well you take the point from Becks on this one... I'm totally enamored with Kim. But even I didn't like the sex tape. It wasn't the subject matter, it was the quality of it. At that quality it could have been General Douglas MacArthur himself fucking Marilyn Monroe and it would have still...

I hear it's only got 10K miles on it! The previous owner was an old lady who just took it to the store and back!

:1orglaugh:rofl: Does every trip you make to McDonald's end this way?!? You led me to believe that was just a one time thing! :nono:

Here's one of my favorites, Nikki Nova, in a cowboy hat: http://girls.twistys.net/preview/118/main.html?tcfreexx

I like that site AFA. I checked out a couple things and bookmarked it. Hadn't heard of it before. A daily dose of their spin may counteract all the bullshit I get from other outlets.

Guinness, though I haven't tried alot of those listed. I agree with Juiceman, too. Killian's Red is a nice ****.

I don't really like any of the choices. If I was single, I actually would go for Amy Winehouse (but definitely use double protection). I think she would be one wild, unforgettable fuck.

Total: 34 1/2 At one time: 33 1/2 It was a reverse *******.:tongue: Oh, and the 1/2 was a shemale. Oh, and also one chef.

Becks has advised me against going on any type of sprees. *******, shopping, even posting sprees, interestingly enough. I think one thing that maybe glossed over here is the responsibility that this guy's friends and ****** had over this incident. I know they are grieving as well at this time...

Nope, I only know of places that buy cum-stained copies.

Around these parts, we call it the "Fred Dryer".

Golden Grahams is my favorite. Though, currently I am somewhat enamored with an off-brand version of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. It has less cinnamon in it so it's not overly sweet! Perfect!

Yup, that's where they came up with the whole idea for the name of the show! Personally, I think this was a decent sentence. It certainly could have been more harsh, but I see alot of non-*********** around here in the NJ/NYC area get no jail time for second, third, fourth DUI convictions. Alot...

Loves ******* and video games, but I'm not sure which one more! :D

I would like to thank all of you who said such nice things about li'l Becks! I would also like to thank Christmas_Ape for his superb wit. (Sorry I sometimes steal your jokes.):shy:

I'm pissed because bad things have to happen to good people. :(

Most definitely, especially if I didn't have the remote within reach. Have you ever had someone mad at you and you had no clue what it was about?

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Congratulations dick_van_cock on hitting the 200 mark! Also, congrats to ChefChiTown on passing 100! Last, but not least, congrats to our newest mod, JCMSVOBODA, who I just bumped to 400!

I think if you pick up one of the girls, you have to leave behind a sandperson to take her place so the others won't realize she's gone.

That must be old St. Dick!

Senob is a loud boy. But then Becks is a loud girl too.