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  1. senob44

    One more proof that Girls love Thongs

    I dunno why they do it, but some of those shots are pretty hot!
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    Coach

    Now this type of thing is kind of accepted practice, but I wonder what the first ever coach who got "dunked" thought about it? I wonder how that situation went down?
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    Centerfolds

    Shoulder Clod is my favorite. Hey Chef, what do the color-coded squares mean?
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    Xxx Cd

    I would buy it, but only if she recorded the songs while naked. I can tell the difference!:rolleyes:
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    Mrs. Claus

    That dude has larger and less saggy breasts than Mrs. Claus!
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    Boy get owned by his dog C.O.D.

    :1orglaugh That was hysterical! Don't know how I missed this one before!
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    Kevin Everett Walking On His Own...

    Yes, very encouraging news. Sounds like he has made tremendous progress. Thanks for the update, Chef.
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    o-o-o- The -o- Missing -o- Link -o-o-o

    Dimebag Darrell Here's an easy one, so no clue. *** Rock-_______-Tommy Lee
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    Have you ever.............

    Yes, but not on purpose. Have you ever seen a dead body up close? (Not counting funerals)
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    You're in the director's chair...

    Too bad I'm not hairy. You may have had your first cast member. :dunno:
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    Vatican finds lost Michelangelo drawing

    It's not your fault slowhand. Maybe Michelangelo should have done some more drawings of explicit hardcore action. Seriously though, don't be disappointed. It was a good read. I always enjoy your threads! :thumbsup:
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    Ever fucked a prostitute?

    I have not and would not.
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    Vatican finds lost Michelangelo drawing

    You underestimate us, DVC! I know well who Michelangelo is. He's the one with the nunchuks!
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    Which currently active pornstar has been in the biz longest?

    Henrietta LeSaggy-She's famous for the fact that her boobs sag so much you can titfuck AND pussyfuck her at the same time.
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    shopping

    That sure is a swell rear view, but what really makes this pic is the candid sighting of Ned Beatty (one of Hollywood's best character actors) sporting his bright blue pants!
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    which "heartbreaker" tattoo is better? Jenna's or Richelle's?

    Don't like tats on women's backsides at all. I think Richelle is hotter though.
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    Dead Pornstars, Pornstars with Babies, etc. --- Do you still watch them?

    Re: Dead Pornstars, and Watching Them :helpme: Seriously though, as long as I don't think about it too much, it's the same as getting turned on by a live pornstar. It doesn't come up often for me, though. The only deceased pornstar I like is Jasmine Grey.
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    How long do you last from blowjobs?

    I actually don't really care for blowjobs. It can take me quite awhile to cum that way. I stay hard for sure, but I've only cum a handful of times from a blowjob alone. The longest one I've had was probably about 15 minutes. No sense waiting around for a train that's not coming.:dunno:
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    Double Penetration?

    I think a big part of this is being secure in your sexuality. If you're living life worrying about doing or seeing "gay things" you've got some growing up to do. I can understand if someone just doesn't care for a certain act or wouldn't care to share a woman with another man, but if you're...
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    R2-D2 Translator

    Uncle Owen, this R2 unit has a bad motivator!
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    blowing bubbles

    Well that's the strangest thing I've seen in awhile. But funny!
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    Pizza here

    I'm sure it's just to keep the top of the box from sticking to the pizza. :rolleyes:
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    After you masturabte what do you do with the "thing"

    I usually eat it. Well either that or shove it into the robot Grimace's mouth at McDonalds.
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    christmas lingerie and porn. you dig?

    I tend to like Christmas-type lingerie. As long as the whole outfit isn't too intricate or involved. I wouldn't say that I like it better or worse than any other lingerie though. As far as an actual porn movie, if it had too much to do with Santa or elves it would probably make me laugh more...
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    Holiday decorations

    As Becks mentioned above, we don't really do much of any decorating. When people ask why, I tell them I celebrate Kwanzaa. Then I run away before there are any follow-up questions.:dunno:
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    Nicest COCK in porn?

    To be honest, I really don't keep track. As long as it looks normal and functions properly, I don't really care whose it is.
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    Battle Of The Sexes: Lying

    I think it all depends on the person really. Generally, though, I tend to agree with your assessment, Chef. Men lie in exaggerations, women tell flat out lies. Overall, I think men do lie a little bit more though.
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    who desires sex more

    I agree. They want it as often as a man, but with as much intensity and longing as a woman. It's gotta be tough. At least their deodorant choice is easy; Secret is the only one strong enough for a man but made for a woman. Can't go wrong there.
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    Kim Kardashian sex tape.

    Well you take the point from Becks on this one... I'm totally enamored with Kim. But even I didn't like the sex tape. It wasn't the subject matter, it was the quality of it. At that quality it could have been General Douglas MacArthur himself fucking Marilyn Monroe and it would have still...
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    Oldest surviving Rolls-Royce

    I hear it's only got 10K miles on it! The previous owner was an old lady who just took it to the store and back!
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    Nose picking, masturbating and text messaging at the drive thru at McDonalds

    :1orglaugh:rofl: Does every trip you make to McDonald's end this way?!? You led me to believe that was just a one time thing! :nono:
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    Babes in Cowgirl Hats (cowboy hats)

    Here's one of my favorites, Nikki Nova, in a cowboy hat: http://girls.twistys.net/preview/118/main.html?tcfreexx
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    Suicide As A P.R. Tactic To Make U.S. Look Bad?

    I like that site AFA. I checked out a couple things and bookmarked it. Hadn't heard of it before. A daily dose of their spin may counteract all the bullshit I get from other outlets.
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    favorite **** list 2

    Guinness, though I haven't tried alot of those listed. I agree with Juiceman, too. Killian's Red is a nice ****.
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    Gorgeous British singers - Which one for you?

    I don't really like any of the choices. If I was single, I actually would go for Amy Winehouse (but definitely use double protection). I think she would be one wild, unforgettable fuck.
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    How many and how many at once

    Total: 34 1/2 At one time: 33 1/2 It was a reverse *******.:tongue: Oh, and the 1/2 was a shemale. Oh, and also one chef.
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    Shoppers ****** in Nebraska shooting

    Becks has advised me against going on any type of sprees. *******, shopping, even posting sprees, interestingly enough. I think one thing that maybe glossed over here is the responsibility that this guy's friends and ****** had over this incident. I know they are grieving as well at this time...
  38. senob44

    Buy Sell Trade - Adult Video Stores?

    Nope, I only know of places that buy cum-stained copies.
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    Does anyone know how this sex position is called?

    Around these parts, we call it the "Fred Dryer".
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    What's Your Favorite sweetened "kiddy" breakfast cereal ?

    Golden Grahams is my favorite. Though, currently I am somewhat enamored with an off-brand version of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. It has less cinnamon in it so it's not overly sweet! Perfect!
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    48 Days For Sutherland

    Yup, that's where they came up with the whole idea for the name of the show! Personally, I think this was a decent sentence. It certainly could have been more harsh, but I see alot of non-*********** around here in the NJ/NYC area get no jail time for second, third, fourth DUI convictions. Alot...
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    The Member Above Me....

    Loves ******* and video games, but I'm not sure which one more! :D
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    Say Something Nice About Another Member

    I would like to thank all of you who said such nice things about li'l Becks! I would also like to thank Christmas_Ape for his superb wit. (Sorry I sometimes steal your jokes.):shy:
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    A Punch to the Face...a Venting Thread!

    I'm pissed because bad things have to happen to good people. :(
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    Have you ever.............

    Most definitely, especially if I didn't have the remote within reach. Have you ever had someone mad at you and you had no clue what it was about?
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    Freeones Members - Some Silly Book Titles

    Senob44 Pity Sex is Still Sex DrMotorcity Guide to Humor By Confusion ChefChiTown Preparing Truth With a Side of Humor
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    Official Rep Collectors Congratulations Thread

    Congratulations dick_van_cock on hitting the 200 mark! Also, congrats to ChefChiTown on passing 100! Last, but not least, congrats to our newest mod, JCMSVOBODA, who I just bumped to 400!
  48. senob44

    laying on the beach

    I think if you pick up one of the girls, you have to leave behind a sandperson to take her place so the others won't realize she's gone.
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    Watch out for Santa!!!

    That must be old St. Dick!
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    quick question...

    Senob is a loud boy. But then Becks is a loud girl too.
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