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Aging game show host creep me out like clowns do for other people.

There was a witness in front of them that said they were going at it for 10 minutes. I was just telling the wife why I don't like to go get Popeye's Fried Chicken up there. KFC in Rancho Park is way more civilized even though I prefer the spicy chicken with better mashed potatoes and gravy...

Mindy Kaling's *******: I faked being black to get into medical school :facepalm:

I forgot. Insulting Jenna Jameson has been considered anti-Semitic for the last 3 weeks.

Maybe better when she removes her choppers. Excellent post, sir. A wiser emoticon has never been posted. Face palms to eternity. Those people can have her and we won't even ask for a 14th round draft pick in exchange. She's not only lost a step but her cunt drags a couple steps behind her when...

Calibrating your ***** pressure in accordance to the others you're sharing the road with is just a part of keeping up with the traffic in LA. I calibrate calibers too just in case. You see that fight on Hollywood/Highland yesterday? Whoa Nelly! Sure was good.

I'm about a 3 or 3 1/2. I live and drive in LA. I'm polite about allowing people into my lane and wave "thank you" when they let me in. However I am guilty of using my GMC Truck to herd idiots on the 405 & 5 becoming a bit of a bully at times. I don't yell or use profane language toward other...

Little stingy in the tits department though. I'm not sure if that fella applied his own makeup or someone threw a jar of acid in his face.

She mighta thought it was 15 carats of meth.

I never liked babyfaces but there was one exception. Dusty Rhodes. He rolled himself out as a regular fella with regular problems regular Americans could relate to. He was a master communicator. I'd watch the 2 hour WTBS show and watch the crowd lean on his every word eating out of the palm of...

Bad, good, and indifferent all at once. Also pretty good. "She... ah... he... how you say? Ahhhhh... yes...no?

RIP Dusty Rhodes

Re: Will E Wishing Folks In Maryland To Be ******** The Crap Out Of(Including Innocent Women & ***** God dang! Pretty good!

Christopher Lee told a funny story about playing Fu Manchu. When he was in full make-up I guess someone didn't recognize him and was baffled seeing a 6'5'' Chinaman. The man asked, "What's your name?" He replied, "My name is Lee."

Jesus Christ! Christopher Lee and Dusty Rhodes in the same day. RIP to the Bull Of The Woods. Keep takin' it to da pay windah.

RIP Christopher Lee

As a ***** I was a massive fan of Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, Peter Cushing, and Christopher Lee. I hope these fine men are all together now. I've always loved Hammer Horror and Christopher Lee as Dracula. RIP Prince Of Darkness.

Tonight I had some Old El Paso frozen Chicken Quesadillas. Ralph's was doing a closeout marking them down from $7.99 to $5.99. I bought 2 boxes eating half of the first box. Hey, pretty good.

Nice to see he's a fan of Hebe jokes too. Good for him. George Carlin must want to shove a plunger up the ass of most of today's "brave comics". "Yo Jerry! Hey! Jerry Seinfeld! How do you fit 100 Jews in a Volkswagen?"

I've never been corrected by Blacks for calling them Blacks even once that I can remember. African-American sounds so cautious and sanitary it comes off a bit patronizing almost like patting someone on the head. Much of this politically correct bullshit is hatched from the minds of our own White...

The term African-American will be offensive someday. I just call Black people Blacks and allow them to call me White. Easy, polite, considerate, and simple. My grandmother from Russia was also being polite in the 1960s when she'd say, "Y'know... those, ah.. Y'know, Colored People" That was the...

Will E Wishing Folks In Maryland To Be ******** The Crap Out Of(Including Innocent Women & ********) What's the deal? I musta been ******** or *********** for some other reason when the actual deal went down.

This morning I went to my friendly neighborhood McDonald's and got the classic tried and true 2 Sausage McMuffins w/egg for only $3.99. Sure was good.

Hopefully I'm the Keith Richards of fast food being that resistant to dying. Those Loaded Breakfast Sandwiches from Jack In The Box give me a lotta energy in the gym. If you haven't tried one yet, they're delicious.

"Hey, how's it goin' ova dere?"

Yes. Thank you. The orange-pineappley goodness with enough carbonation was still retained. I didn't think an effervescent triumph such as this was even possible!

Massive compilation of the German Power Metal band Blind Guardian.

I'm happy to report the Cactus Cooler is just fine. Maybe not as fizzy as yesterday but plenty of foam on top when I poured it and lots of bubbles on the side of the glass. Was very refreshing washing down the fried chicken I bought at the Ralph's. The new and remodeled Ralph's in Westwood...

Whitey also has *************** and military to call upon to settle our beefs and their little red wagons. Usually our race riots are started by a race so enraged and confused that it turns on itself before even getting to LaBrea. Whatevs... so scared.

That sounds like a winner there. Carl Karcher beams with pride as he rots in the grave. "Hold on! Ever try our fried zucchini? It's really good!"

I had weed, I could fight, but couldn't get my dick wet to save my life back then. I'd drive around with my friends and us dorks would all sing along to the complete Black Sabbath Live Evil album every weekend over and over. Since we weren't good with girls we really focused on hating faggots to...

I dunno... probably the one with the most amount of ***** divided amongst the fewest number of guests.

Gazarri's closed in 1993. I went to some shows there in the 80s but not much in the 90s before the closing. I remember seeing RATT.

I like our Mexicans. Sometimes I give them jobs for cheap and sometimes I get cheap jobs from them.

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