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The only defense to this crime that you present is something you know I wish not to be presented with. Nice try.

"Hyello! I still alive! Ha-Ha!!!"

I found out he goes to Church but on Saturdays. "GOTCHA!"

Every cloud has a silver lining like every corpse can be exploited for cash. The tragic death of Eric Garner will now be a new comedy coming this Fall. Get ready for I Love Loosies. It'll leave you breathless. "This be worse than being on Cosby Show. Where mah residual?"

**** Forest from Ukraine

The Stone from Serbia.

Poland is an obvious one with Behemoth, Vader, Graveland, and a few others. Looking for some good Metal whether it be Heavy Metal. Power Metal, Black Metal, Death Metal, Doom Metal, or Thrash Metal. Here's Nokturnal Mortum from Ukraine.

Awesome Thrash from the Deutschland!!!!:banger: "FUCK YES! SO TOTALLY COOL AND AWESOME!"

This is the infamous "Mike Levy Incient" from IWA-MidSouth Wrestling http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=48a_1390781699

Yeah. She ain't look so good. Somebody likes meth, don't they?

Congratulations are in order, I believe. I just ate a bag of Del Taco's Tacos Al Carbon(2 steak & 2 chicken). Sure was good. Hey Blue, ever see the Jimmy Cornette Dairy Queen incident? I wonder if Corny ever went to Taco Bell in Louisville and got handed a Brown Recluse Spider Chalupa by Ian...

Who's better?

Last time I went to Wendy's I got the Spicy Chicken Sandwich, Ghost Pepper Fries, and a large Chocolate Shake.. Sure was good.

Absolutely. I was waiting for Chipotle to open up in Century City eager after all the good stuff I heard about the place. So disappointing. I'd much rather grab a burrito at Tito's, Campos, Poncho's, or La Salsa. Too much good Mexican Food out here to tolerate anything sub-standard...

Thank you. I plan on watching those. I was in bed with the wife last night. I looked directly at her when she yawned and couldn't fight the urge to also yawn.

With my 2 threads about running water and yawning I hope you didn't make tee-tee in bed. Apologies in advance if you're wringing out the sheets.

You're an honorable man so I'll take your word for it before calling out the archeologists.

I don't have much knowledge about or issue with Rachel Maddow but I don't understand why anyone would respect the opinion of a man like Al Sharpton. Really degrades any network giving him a prime time soapbox. I'm aware that I'm posting this in a Bill O'Reilly thread too.

Slanty Eyes Hairless Short No Penis Tolerant/Cast Iron Stomach/OK w/My **** Habit Hard Working cuz I Ain't Smart but not so smart she can tell that I'm not smart

Have a nice weekend and don't ***** too much soda pop or eat too many chips. Keep it clean, people. Jesus is watching and its creepy when He jerks off.

I become more of a skeptic about this by the day. Do you people actually know anyone from Delaware? Joe Biden claims to be but he claims lots of things that end up not true. I used to work with a gal who tried to convince me she was from there too. I asked her when she left Delaware if she...

I don't do a lotta smooching in the men's room. I did one time let go a stream of asparagus **** that chased some character who was dropping a deuce outta the handicapped stall. He was so hysterical I'm not sure if he pinched it off clean. Thank you. Every day is a new day and an opportunity...

I hope I didn't besmirch the character of Jay and Mark Briscoe excessively. They drape themselves in Confederate flags but carry themselves like rappers. Confusing. I wish they'd pick one color of trash and commit to it. Thunderbolt Patterson makes more sense than either of them. I never knew...

Hey Will E, ever see this fight between the Briscoe brothers? They were hopped-up somethin' awful here. Hardway all day long. "********* at its most ******, Chico!"

If Jay or Mark called me up inquiring about a vacancy I would hang up on them because they'd sound Black on the phone. America is diversified having Black Rednecks like Karl Malone and Adrian Peterson and White gangstas like Jay and Mark Briscoe. "What are you talking about, Willis Reed?"

Do ladies feel the urge to *** at the sight or sound of running water too? I never asked a gal that before.

Why when somebody yawns do I and other people also yawn? Is the sight of someone yawning suggestive to our brains or is there something gassy secreted from the mouth that gets into our system causing us to yawn?

I don't even need to hear it or see it. Even when I approach a water faucet with the intention of turning it on I can feel my back teeth floating. I run to the can barely getting my pants down past my wiener before the red hot **** starts spouting out.

I can find CNN with a Thomas Guide. I don't think I can get within 20 channels on the DirecTV dial of guessing where the MSNBC is. I admit to not watching but I heard it leans left something fierce unless I heard wrong.

Him, Gutfeld, and TV's Andy Levy pretend to be. Gutfled and his lame houseboy and poolboy jokes. I would love to be a guest on Red Eye though. I'd take Oderus' spot if they gave it to me. He was always funny. RIP.

Good point there, Blue. Where's MSNBC and their attacks? To be honest if MSNBC was attacking anyone I wouldn't have a clue as I can't figure out how to find them on my TV dial. Are they UHF or some ****?

I thought Bill was the one funny guy on the show. I was watching once and he referred to Congressman Peter King as a douchebag. Greg Gutfeld went "huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh???", looking like he was trying to save his buddy from getting into trouble for attacking a Republican Congressman. I didn't see...

Microphone equals wiener, yes? How do him and Juliet "Nutty" Huddy not bump uglies? That's one crazy broad. Divorce was mentioned once on Red Eye and her ears were burning so much her blonde hair almost caught on fire. I wouldn't be surprised if you saw her at the Charlotte Marriott cozying up...

Any update on the Bill O'Reilly No Spin Factor Zone Irish wifebeating bonanza and other festivities? I watch factor boy mainly to see his face turn purple and grandstand his ego. It must be difficult for anyone to live with someone like that. I have no idea what happened with his wife and...

Does that Florida cheeseball even own one tie? A meandering stoner with a microphone. PHIL KEATING FOX NEWS REPORTER AKA NOT THE ****** OF ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S ***

Went to Jack In The Box and got one of their new Steak & Egg Breakfast Burritos. I like the way they scramble their eggs. Nice and fluffy. Sure was good. Dude in the video gave it an 8.3 outta 10.

Bumped reminding you guys to watch. If you don't have El Rey Network on your cable system, demand it! Lucha Underground

Hey Will E, you see ROH last night? I missed it. I got it DVR'd now on the Season Pass and will catch it next week. I hope you've been able to watch Lucha Underground. Some great wrestling on that show. If you don't have El Rey Network on your cable system, demand it!

This is a wonderfully *******-out mess.

Popeye's. Sure is good.

I can safely say most people don't live that long. What evidence was provided by your ancestors to convince you he lived to be 400 years old? I was speaking to my aunt from Texas this one time. I asked her how Noah lived to be 950 years. She replied, "People just lived longer back then." That...

What a lazy, procrastinating socialist. How old was the fucker when he died? Good call on that one. He's always Kaufman and never Zmuda too. I bet he can do a good impersonation of the Elvis Presley.

Not exactly but sorta.

With all the negative talk about Subway I would like to report my positive results from Panera Bread. I had 2 great sandwiches from that place yesterday. The bread, meat, and toppings were all very good. If there is a Panera Bread in your neck of the woods, try it...

How dare you! Carl's Jr is wonderfully fantastically terrific! Carl "KKK" Karcher was a good man also!

Getting about time for me to buy a new computer to replace my big tower Dell XPS 8300. The Dell is a good computer but old enough to be replaced. I'd like to get a laptop and am considering either an Apple MacBook or a good PC. I could either buy a $2000-2500 Macbook or something significantly...

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