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You just offended Debra Messing. She's a modern woman, makes her own money, and can have a baby on her own if she wants to.

Re: Debra Messing "Wasn't a Fan" of Jeremy Piven on Will & Grace: "He Shoved His Tongue...Down to My Over the top or scraping the bottom of Sheldon's barrel?

She can stay though, can't she?

Re: Debra Messing "Wasn't a Fan" of Jeremy Piven on Will & Grace: "He Shoved His Tongue...Down to My Jeremy Piven is so sleazy he'd give Sheldon Adelson a rim job. "Lick it clean until you see my Star of David!"

Appreciate it. How do you guys prevent shark ****** in Vegas?

Re: Debra Messing "Wasn't a Fan" of Jeremy Piven on Will & Grace: "He Shoved His Tongue...Down to My Debra Messing is an American treasure and the epitome of a modern independent woman. I demand a retraction and an apology sent to her through certified mail(with confirmation) of your...

Sharks fear sharts. Make sure to get in the water immediately after eating. The swampy bubbles will push them further into the ocean repelling any future attacks.

You definitely don't want to be the meat in the middle of that sandwich and have Ron Jeremy's hairy tits sitting on your back for the rest of your existence being ****** to endure his schmaltzy comedy routine that belonged in The Catskills 45 years ago.

I'd like to turn her bubble-gum pink, perky, 22 year old starfish into a custard-filled eclair.

Hope she's got some butt dimples showing wearing some lowrider jeans. I loooooooooooooove butt dimples on a little cutie like her. "America is so gross but I just sprinkled some glitter on my asshole."

Most dippy broads like her have nothing to say and aren't worth listening to. I would be willing to look at a picture of her freshly shaved vagina though.

I'm married but my wife doesn't live with me yet. I've gone on record here proclaiming how most porno puts me to *****. I welcome any speculation about my potential perversion or insomnia.

Debra Messing "Wasn't a Fan" of Jeremy Piven on Will & Grace: "He Shoved His Tongue...Down to My I'm outraged! What a cad this Jeremy Piven is! Debra Messing was Grace and was gracefully graceful showing grace dealing with and dodging the Piven's herpes...

Give it a shot. The second one was a fine film.

You can ride shotgun and I'll hang back enjoying the view as much as the flavor.

I'd have my face stuck to your sweet lady parts like I was in The Human Centipede.

Pink ice cream to match your pink tulip pussy-lips. I'd eat Dennison's Chili with beans as long as your sweet poonanny was the bowl. Actually the truth is I'm just looking for an excuse to bury my face between your luscious thighs and not come up for air for 3 hours.

I enjoy listening to KFI's John and Ken as they make fun of the ladies on my side of town referring to them as greenish zombies who live on carrot and celery sticks and meet up at Whole Foods to compare notes and brag how their ***** triumphantly played for a tie last weekend. AMERICAN TREASURES

Iced Earth Something Wicked This Way Comes(Parts I, II, & III)

This morning, just a Met-Rx Bar and a cup of coffee. Y'know, no big woop.

So hot, Masuimi! I'm drooling and speechless!

Ditto.

You're welcome. Happy Birthday again.

I hope it's wrong so it's more fun to laugh at while I twist my imaginary evil black mustache. "Goring not too bad but I can do better."

Have fun and speculate, people. http://www.wxyz.com/news/national/subway-spokesman-jared-fogles-home-raided-by-police-may-be-linked-to-*****-porn-investigation

Hey Japan, ever had your **** pushed in? Raise your rising sun in the air for *****!

More gluttonous stupidity than any abs of steel. I love ice cream so much I'll eat a bathtub full of it knowing my next morning **** will be like delivering a fetus sideways outta my starfish.

Hey Jagger, I don't know if I mentioned this to you before. When I lived in Austin, Texas my roommate had this little Yosemite Sam looking buddy from Vidor, Texas. That lil' pipsqueak once told me, "Don't go to that H.E.B. It's a Hebe store." He was a loyal customer of Randall's probably...

I would love to eat Strawberry Ice Cream outta your vagina.

Jesus Christ she's hot! Armie Flores https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF-5WYaTmS5SyOvGpQJhUQQ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxbjcND0UEjX-U3gGPiCRJg http://www.pichunter.com/models/Armie_Flores Fucking sexy Huge wet tits Armie Flores

Good for Titus ripping on JBL.

Made sure to **** up before ten-thirty this morning and went to McDonald's for my number four Two Sausage McMuffins w/egg Meal with Hash Browns and a Large Coffee w/ ten sugars & four creams. Good enough for a poke.

I winder if Cosby checks the comments on his IMDb page. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001070/board/?ref_=nm_bd_sm

What's Bill Cosby going to do now? He was already getting heckled at live performances. How will he plug future shows? Will he do any interviews trying to be evasive or try to use intimidation to make inconvenient questions and accusations go away? Maybe Harvey Levin and TMZ relentlessly chase...

I like to use to word "icebox" instead of "refrigerator" because it draws a crowd of naysayers and other fastidiously persnickety characters with their feeble attempts to shovel scorn in my direction.

After my morning Meat Lovers Burrito from Jack In The Box I went over to Campos' Tacos and got a Super Macho Burrito for dinner. I have no idea how many burritos I eat in a week.

Did anybody actually think Bill Cosby was innocent? If so I got a wrestling promotion from Nashville to sell you. http://news.yahoo.com/apnewsbreak-cosby-said-got-*****-women-sex-212247466.html

This is what happens to me. I buy a half gallon of ice cream from the store. Later on at night I sit thinking about it then approach the icebox and grab the carton. I just wanna skim the top with a spoon just for a taste. My taste ends up being a third of the container. I later sit around...

I can eat a lotta-lotta ice cream. If it's Häagen-Dazs put me down for a half gallon. Wish they sold them in that size. Sure is good.

At 47 I can almost tuck them in my pants or tie them in a knot. I'm not comfortable when a gal cups my moobs in the same way I'd cup her boobs but am shy about communicating it. I try not to lean over and entice her too much. "Is this it? That's what it's all about, Manny? Eating, ********...

Actually I'm a slob and that's kinda why I avoid mirrors. I just wish I couldn't see myself or, at least, from certain angles like from 3/4 behind when I'm naked brushing my teeth in the morning. I probably reflect more beauty pinching off a loaf.

A mind is a terrible thing not to waste away.