Search results

Some great live Kreator.

I don't know if it's because I'm American or that I grew up listening to Metal in LA but there has always been some sorta mental barrier keeping me from getting into European Power Metal. Maybe it sounds too positive or lacks something in the gonad region. I do acknowledge that Blind Guardian is...

These days I usually ***** ******* to be social many times to bond with the Irish that married into the ******. Weed is my thing as it keeps my head fizzy and fuzzy not getting me so out of control like *****. The craziest things I've ever done many times I've either been ***** or got carried...

The mighty, mighty Loaded Breakfast Sandwich from Jack In The Box. Great, big Breakfast sammich with 2 eggs and a lotta pig. Sure was good.

What do you guys think Brian Williams next move is? Maybe go the online route like Katie Couric? I imagine he's gotta find some sorta way to reinvent himself. I don't know how he gets back credibility though. I wish him well as human being. I don't know what he's going to do and I feel a bit...

I was pretty irresponsible and reckless in my 20s. I don't know where to start. Probably only remember about 35% of it anyway. Wrecked cars, relationships beyond repair, other incidents or reasons that caused burning bridges often causing loss of employment but usually not loss of freedom. Was...

I like fat ladies with pleasant faces. Just saw 2 adorably chubby Latin girls eating lunch at Jack In The Box. Was watching them lick the cheese and mayonnaise off their moist lips and thought either one could buckle my knees something fierce if I let them have at mi verga.

Thanks for your input, people. I'm keeping my fingers crossed hoping my Cactus Cooler tonight at dinner will be delicious and fizzy. I will go into the affair with low expectations hoping for the best.

I just wanted to know because I see it's 10 O'clock and I just opened a 2 Liter bottle of Cactus Cooler and wanted to know how flat it will be if I ***** it with dinner tomorrow night.

I got the perfect girl for you. You're gonna wish you had 3 hands.

I wouldn't mind being Superhero Charles Bronson but before I did anything heroic my girlfriend/wife/******** would have to get *****, ******, or all the above. In the end I'd still be able to walk off into the sunset doing a Mentos commercial though. "Waiting... Still waaaaaaaiting." "I...

Whoopsie...

I wish there was a massage lotion that also contained granulated mosquitoes, flea saliva, and a minimal amount of broken glass. That would kick up the itching making the burning more invigorating.

What do you like better?

I'm not exactly sure but I bet you're boobers are boobier boobs with more boob stuff in 'em.

I'd carve an ace on my head and become a serial boob toucher. No Caitlyn moob grabbing though.

Virginia may be for lovers but Baltimore probably more the opposite. Don't forget to update your scorecards, people. "I'll get right on it, Mushmouth. Still got 11 left."

Is Suge Knight part of the 95% or the 5% cuz this Katt ain't got no pussy.

I didn't say it but Suge Knight did on the Howard Stern. What's the deal though?

Only the 8th of June and those people already bagged 12 of their own. Pretty good. Have at it, sports fans... Man shot and ****** in East Baltimore, June homicides reach 12

Ah funna go to da licka sto but gots ta make a liss after ah find mah pin witch ah loss in da liberry on mah birfday after mah fillings gots hurted.

Sure. Did you know Bray Wyatt and Bo Dallas are his grandsons? Blackjack Mulligan

I'm surprised this thread didn't get locked but since it didn't I would like to thank assari for being a good sport playing the role of the villainous Jew. "What you said was very offensive, you know."

Pushovers are the easiest to bend over. Peace and quiet in a harmonious relationship with someone who treats you like you are way smarter than you actually are is not a bad thing. Moody broads with insecurities constantly testing you is what I find to be a drag.

Thank you. Blue, you are doing an excellent job with your assarisms. I'm impressed and I don't impress easy. Thanks for that.

I never tried that place but heard good things. I guess they're not as good anymore. Fatburger is my #1 burger joint. Ace, you are a lucky fella. You have all the fast food chains that the west coast has and the ones the east coast has too. Fast food, good food, cheap food, all the time. I see...

Those are some of my favorite places to eat. Just got 2 Carl's Jr. 1/2 lb Mile High Bacon Thickburgers for dinner tonight. Love that real, genuine Charbroiled tasty goodness.

Fixed for you, Counselor.

I'm not sure what a Challenging Woman is exactly but she doesn't sound pleasant. Probably a little uppity and extends her period as long as she can and sees how much of your money she can waste on bullshit. Give me a nice, cute sweetie pie who don't say much but smiles a lot and is low maintenance.

I admit to going for the more experienced mamasans trying to get them do the massage. This one place I like has this older gal with huge, saggy boobs but if you lift them you will notice a surprisingly beautiful and immaculately shaved vagina for her age. I prefer her to the young girls in there...

You guys check massage parlors on Yelp? The reviews aren't as graphic but the ones from broads getting refused service can be fun. http://www.yelp.com/biz/sun-massage-santa-monica

I figured your account got hacked. All facade perpetrated by Mossad. Always maintain your cover.

FUCK YEAH!!!

Black Metal from The Finland.

REALLY???

Me too, even way past their expiration date.

If this thread goes bad I'm only 85% of the blame this time.

Ah yes, my secret right-hand man, Ze Fly On Ze Vall who gains all ze intel(on those people, you know).

Wouldn't be something worth losing your head over unless you were standing next to a **** lawyer.

He wasn't pinched for invalidation.