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  1. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Rank these German heavy metal bands

    Some great live Kreator.
  2. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Rank these German heavy metal bands

    I don't know if it's because I'm American or that I grew up listening to Metal in LA but there has always been some sorta mental barrier keeping me from getting into European Power Metal. Maybe it sounds too positive or lacks something in the gonad region. I do acknowledge that Blind Guardian is...
  3. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Do Bottles Of 2 Liter Soda Pop Have Better Caps On Them To Keep The Fizz In Nowadays?

    These days I usually ***** ******* to be social many times to bond with the Irish that married into the ******. Weed is my thing as it keeps my head fizzy and fuzzy not getting me so out of control like *****. The craziest things I've ever done many times I've either been ***** or got carried...
  4. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    What Did You Eat For Breakfast?

    The mighty, mighty Loaded Breakfast Sandwich from Jack In The Box. Great, big Breakfast sammich with 2 eggs and a lotta pig. Sure was good.
  5. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Report: Brian Williams out as Nightly News anchor

    What do you guys think Brian Williams next move is? Maybe go the online route like Katie Couric? I imagine he's gotta find some sorta way to reinvent himself. I don't know how he gets back credibility though. I wish him well as human being. I don't know what he's going to do and I feel a bit...
  6. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Living Dangerous: What is the Most Risky Thing You Have Ever Done?

    I was pretty irresponsible and reckless in my 20s. I don't know where to start. Probably only remember about 35% of it anyway. Wrecked cars, relationships beyond repair, other incidents or reasons that caused burning bridges often causing loss of employment but usually not loss of freedom. Was...
  7. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Fat people

    I like fat ladies with pleasant faces. Just saw 2 adorably chubby Latin girls eating lunch at Jack In The Box. Was watching them lick the cheese and mayonnaise off their moist lips and thought either one could buckle my knees something fierce if I let them have at mi verga.
  8. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Do Bottles Of 2 Liter Soda Pop Have Better Caps On Them To Keep The Fizz In Nowadays?

    Thanks for your input, people. I'm keeping my fingers crossed hoping my Cactus Cooler tonight at dinner will be delicious and fizzy. I will go into the affair with low expectations hoping for the best.
  9. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Do Bottles Of 2 Liter Soda Pop Have Better Caps On Them To Keep The Fizz In Nowadays?

    I just wanted to know because I see it's 10 O'clock and I just opened a 2 Liter bottle of Cactus Cooler and wanted to know how flat it will be if I ***** it with dinner tomorrow night.
  10. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    If you were a superhero, what would be your power and outfit?

    I got the perfect girl for you. You're gonna wish you had 3 hands.
  11. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    If you were a superhero, what would be your power and outfit?

    I wouldn't mind being Superhero Charles Bronson but before I did anything heroic my girlfriend/wife/******** would have to get *****, ******, or all the above. In the end I'd still be able to walk off into the sunset doing a Mentos commercial though. "Waiting... Still waaaaaaaiting." "I...
  12. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    What are you listening to right now?

    I wish there was a massage lotion that also contained granulated mosquitoes, flea saliva, and a minimal amount of broken glass. That would kick up the itching making the burning more invigorating.
  13. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Cooked Fish Or Sushi?

    What do you like better?
  14. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    If you were a superhero, what would be your power and outfit?

    I'm not exactly sure but I bet you're boobers are boobier boobs with more boob stuff in 'em.
  15. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    If you were a superhero, what would be your power and outfit?

    I'd carve an ace on my head and become a serial boob toucher. No Caitlyn moob grabbing though.
  16. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Baltimore

    Virginia may be for lovers but Baltimore probably more the opposite. Don't forget to update your scorecards, people. "I'll get right on it, Mushmouth. Still got 11 left."
  17. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    95% of Rappers Are Gay Claims Suge Knight

    Is Suge Knight part of the 95% or the 5% cuz this Katt ain't got no pussy.
  18. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    95% of Rappers Are Gay Claims Suge Knight

    I didn't say it but Suge Knight did on the Howard Stern. What's the deal though?
  19. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Baltimore

    Only the 8th of June and those people already bagged 12 of their own. Pretty good. Have at it, sports fans... Man shot and ****** in East Baltimore, June homicides reach 12
  20. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    What are you listening to right now?

    Ah funna go to da licka sto but gots ta make a liss after ah find mah pin witch ah loss in da liberry on mah birfday after mah fillings gots hurted.
  21. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Pro Wrestling Matches/Videos

    Sure. Did you know Bray Wyatt and Bo Dallas are his grandsons? Blackjack Mulligan
  22. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    BUSTED! Assari's A Jew!

    I'm surprised this thread didn't get locked but since it didn't I would like to thank assari for being a good sport playing the role of the villainous Jew. "What you said was very offensive, you know."
  23. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Challenging Women Or Docile Ladies?

    Pushovers are the easiest to bend over. Peace and quiet in a harmonious relationship with someone who treats you like you are way smarter than you actually are is not a bad thing. Moody broads with insecurities constantly testing you is what I find to be a drag.
  24. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Eastern European Metal Music Other Than Poland

    Thank you. Blue, you are doing an excellent job with your assarisms. I'm impressed and I don't impress easy. Thanks for that.
  25. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    What's The Worst Fast Food Chain In America?

    I never tried that place but heard good things. I guess they're not as good anymore. Fatburger is my #1 burger joint. Ace, you are a lucky fella. You have all the fast food chains that the west coast has and the ones the east coast has too. Fast food, good food, cheap food, all the time. I see...
  26. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    What's The Worst Fast Food Chain In America?

    Those are some of my favorite places to eat. Just got 2 Carl's Jr. 1/2 lb Mile High Bacon Thickburgers for dinner tonight. Love that real, genuine Charbroiled tasty goodness.
  27. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Challenging Women Or Docile Ladies?

    Fixed for you, Counselor.
  28. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Challenging Women Or Docile Ladies?

    I'm not sure what a Challenging Woman is exactly but she doesn't sound pleasant. Probably a little uppity and extends her period as long as she can and sees how much of your money she can waste on bullshit. Give me a nice, cute sweetie pie who don't say much but smiles a lot and is low maintenance.
  29. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    AMPs And Hand Job Huts On Yelp

    I admit to going for the more experienced mamasans trying to get them do the massage. This one place I like has this older gal with huge, saggy boobs but if you lift them you will notice a surprisingly beautiful and immaculately shaved vagina for her age. I prefer her to the young girls in there...
  30. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    AMPs And Hand Job Huts On Yelp

    You guys check massage parlors on Yelp? The reviews aren't as graphic but the ones from broads getting refused service can be fun. http://www.yelp.com/biz/sun-massage-santa-monica
  31. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    BUSTED! Assari's A Jew!

    I figured your account got hacked. All facade perpetrated by Mossad. Always maintain your cover.
  32. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    What are you listening to right now?

    Black Metal from The Finland.
  33. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    BUSTED! Assari's A Jew!

    If this thread goes bad I'm only 85% of the blame this time.
  34. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    BUSTED! Assari's A Jew!

    Ah yes, my secret right-hand man, Ze Fly On Ze Vall who gains all ze intel(on those people, you know).
  35. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    BUSTED! Assari's A Jew!

    Wouldn't be something worth losing your head over unless you were standing next to a **** lawyer.
  36. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    BUSTED! Assari's A Jew!

    He wasn't pinched for invalidation.
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