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Things are bound to get a bit messy when you Pearl Harbor a gal after a night of ******** with the spontaneous buttsex.

I told you black people like hot sauce.

Shanker

What the heck is this character's deal?

Is that stuff chocked full'a Botox? The doctor lady's face is so frozen she can hardly speak.

Hot Fudge Sunday, Her Corn On My Cob, and Rhea's Dyin' For Diarrhea are a few of my faves.

Lemme try some... My Balloon Knot's Not For My *******'s Friend My ****** Swallowed My Goop And Licked Off The **** My ******* Put In My Butt After Taking Me To Pizza Hut My *******'s Wiener Was Cleaner Before My Culo Left Some Stoolo Out Of Towner ****** Meat Browner

Every film needs a catchy title. Any suggestions? The possibilities are wide open so feel free to jump in with both feet.

Heck yeah! You should totally do it! I'm going to BevMo in a bit to get some 1800 to make Margaritas so I can drinkie-*** with the wife and see if she wants to make my wiener smile later.

Good 'n' Violent Shaw Brothers Martial Arts Film directed by Cheh Chang. Five Element Ninjas (1982) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084921/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

The Final Part 6 of the Lone Wolf & Cub Series. Anybody interested in Samurai stuffs should get and watch this series as there's not one clunker in the box set. Lone Wolf and Cub: White Heaven in Hell (1974) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071695/

Had the house to myself last night and caught up on Lucha Underground then watched Five Element Ninjas while drinkie-pooing shot after shot of Patron Silver. Sure was good.

https://pjmedia.com/faith/2016/04/16/turkish-president-erdogan-seizes-six-christian-churches-making-them-state-property/

I agree with a lot of this except for the "transformative genius of America will defeat the barbarism" part. We remain subordinate patsies to Saudi Arabia who are the center of the Wahhabi Death Cult. http://nypost.com/2016/04/16/how-saudi-arabia-undermines-the-united-states/

She shoulda been hired at Fox & Fucks to replace that scrawny old hag Hasselbeck instead of hatchet-face Ainsley Airhead based on her vagina alone.

My Fox faves are Maria Molina, Anna Kooiman, and Eboni Williams. They need to keep it fair and balanced and hire a hot Asian chick.

"Oops! My Asshole Fell Out!" Ain't no party like a prolapse party Cause a prolapse party don't stop!

A big nope from me. If I had a *** to my head I'd choose her over Uma Pemmaraju but I'd stomp all over Jeanine Pirro's buttflower before either of them.

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/saudis-threaten-sell-750-billion-173000859.html

With "friends" like the Saudis who needs enemies? That much connection to and responsibility for 9/11 without a mention or even a slap on the wrist. The American people suffered from 9/11 but the American Federal Government benefited by expanding and restricting our rights. We fight side by side...

Vanessa Del Rio Veronica Brazil Alicia Rio Jasmine Aloha Mimi Miyagi

Is the phrase "First Time Prolapsing" ***** in the water too and do the ladies have "now available to be pink-socked" in their bios? I still remember that great scene where Ava Devine giggled about her asshole falling out. I imagine she could stitch her money-maker back up on set like Rambo and...

Sen. Bob Graham hopes '60 Minutes' report will help get secret 9/11 records released http://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/stateroundup/former-sen-bob-graham-hopes-60-minutes-report-will-help-get-secret-911/2272765

I guess in this case water seeks its own level and neighborhood as well. Let's hope those dippy mudsharks get a ring on their finger before getting knocked up to avoid maximum embarrassment. It is considerate of them to clear their ass out of affluent areas to make room for decent women who act...

Thanks. I'm working on my poetry skills. "My name is Silvana and I was born in New York Known as a maid who was ****** after her culo was stuffed with pork I was a successful actress who did a lot of TV Married to that weirdo Billy Drago who gave me the VD Recently I died in the State of...

"My butt taco is muy bueno After the home invasion they'll make me ***** Draino Even though the door was locked Those Gringos kicked it down and I was pink socked They gangbanged me until I was ******** from the starfish Not even 15 minutes into this sequel to Death Wish Senor Kersey will be...

My wife is feminine and passive also hard working being able to do her domestic duties even after a 12 hour shift at the hospital while her loveable but lazy Roundeye husband watches TV and picks his bellybutton.

After getting Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects other later Bronson films I'd like to see get released on Blu-ray are The Evil That Men Do, 10 To Midnight, Murphy's Law, and Death Wish 5.

My favorite burgers are Chili Burgers so I like chili, cheese, tomato, onions, and pickles just like they make at The Original Tommy's.

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt4262980/

Death Wish 2 Mentos Commercial

Agreed. What a filthy smear. No need to get in a rage if the buttsex turns your wiener a little beige.

Re: Topic of the Week #2: What's Your Favourite Food Maybe a nice, juicy steak. I'll take Filet Mignon if you're buying.

Does CP Time mean Corporation Prostitute Time?

At least no one stole Bronson's car in this film. That really makes him angry. "Hey! That's my car!"

... Is coming on Blu-ray from Shout! Factory uncut and uncensored on 7/26/16. Get it or you're a punk on dope who eats quiche! http://www.amazon.com/Death-Wish-Special-Edition-Blu-ray/dp/B01DX0NCP8 https://www.shoutfactory.com/film/action-adventure/death-wish-ii-special-edition

The stiff delivery is what I find to be the most offensive thing about this clip.

Will E is the measuring stick and what all budding asshats should aspire to.

My mind just got ***** with the thought of Ted Cruz dildoing himself with something the size of a Tall Boy of Coors.

I am a fan of greasy buttsex, the greasier the better, and enjoy seeing a lady's anus gape like a giant mouth full of custard oozing out.

I gotta hankerin' to catch me a peek at her starfish. I hope the next time she craves attention from this forum she gives us some spread-ass shots oiled-up and sprinkled with glitter.

Mike looks a bit like Jeff Foxworthy if he were well-rested with no shoulder or back pain thanks to the MyPillow.com MyPillow pillow.

A delicious Philly Cheesesteak with peppers, onions, and mushrooms from The Great Western Steak & Hoagie Company in Venice on Lincoln/Superba.

You've been sodomized repeatedly since even before you were a teenager? Awesome sauce!

Aw shucks! Now what am I going to jerk off to tonight? I was fantasizing about some hot 'n' fresh rookie forum culo in a seriously steamy meat browning session. Could no one have presented her with a bouquet of 10 10s?

So, did you do the sex? Us sweaty perverts who you sought wise and mature advice from want to know and get as many specific and graphic details so we can have something to think about while Punishing Percy today.