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A very friendly and ridiculously high Alicia Rio gave me the nastiest lap dances I ever had. She left some sorta liquid on my pants which was either vaginal fluid or *****. I threw the pants out as soon as I got home but still retain a lifetime of fond memories. I pray she hasn't conquered her...

Awesome Kong officially fired from TNA after backstage incident with Matt Hardy's wife

Julie Banderas is normally a very attractive and sexy Latina woman but has gotten absolutely massive lately. I know she says she's pregnant but all kinda broads try to use that as an excuse. Maybe she should be benched and taken off TV for awhile so she can get back into shape. It's hard to...

Thank you to all for your gracious responses showing sensitivity and insight to my personal situation. I am absolutely floored and very appreciative as well as humbled. I think my main issue is that I don't have much ability or the talent to bring my phlegm to the surface so I can spit it out...

I am good at eating a whole rotisserie chicken before others have barely made a dent in their plate of food.

In High School there was this dude named Lincoln who could hock loogies better than anyone I've ever seen. He was big and fat and drank lots of buttermilk. Anyway we would go over to this chain link fence and watch him spit. He'd conjure all kinds of snot from his chest then spit. There would be...

I've never had green snot but I remember back in 5th Grade this girl Jeanette used to run around sporting green boogers all the time. She was ghostly pale and looked like she had a couple of peas hanging out of her nose. Update: I was just able to cough up some phlegm into a napkin. I opened...

I've got this nasally drip trickling down my throat making me cough quite a bit lately. What's the best way to turn this watery crap into solid yellow snot that's easily blown into a napkin?

Yeah, when Jagger Remembers The Alamo it's from first-hand knowledge. We can all benefit from the wisdom of a man who's witnessed America grow up right in front of him. Call me a fan as I always enjoy his posts.

Army of Darkness (1992) The third installment of the Evil Dead saga. I recommend getting the 3 disc blu-ray from Shout Factory. Nice print with lots of extras. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106308/ http://www.amazon.com/Army-Darkness-Collectors-Edition-Blu-ray/dp/B0112HPSXI

Event Horizon (1997) Really enjoyable Sci-Fi/Horror. Sam Neill is great in these type of films. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119081/

In his infomercial Fuckin' Tomfoolery with Chuck Woolery Chuck mentions playing this game with Lee Majors and William Devane as they were sitting in a triangle exchanging perspiration from their glistening feet while furiously beating their meat and hollering encouragement really trying to turn...

Heck yeah! I use the Chuck Woolery-method of Punishing Percy getting back in front of the TV in 2-and-2 by the time the commercial break ends. "...aaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back."

The fella I favored more than the others, Rand Paul, dropped out. I like his *** and enjoyed much of what Rand brought to the debates. Rick Santorum also quit. Jim Gilmore marches on remaining confident though.

And all the rotisserie chickens in the supermarket will be "No Salt". I wonder if he tries to outlaw pork too. The Filipino ****** that I married into eats pork like it's going out of style many times enjoying a whole roasted pig at parties. Animus, you know what Chocolate Pork is? The stuff...

Give thoughts please.

Sicario (2015) http://m.imdb.com/title/tt3397884/ The Dark Knight (2008) http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0468569/

Ted Cruz wins followed by Trump then Rubio. CNN is reporting Huckabee dropping out. Hillary and Bernie pretty much 50/50. Word is that O'Malley is calling it quits after tonight.

***** some *****. A lotta lotta *****.

No sarcasm but revered reverence to a reverend of truth, the sage of sageness, the tutel of tutelage, and the educator of educators who hopefully in the near future will launch his channel that will shepherd us all to the Valhalla of Enlightenment.

Apologies, sir. I meant Omniscient Omnipotence. Please inform us when your channel is available so we can tunnel our way to your path of intellectual mastery. It is better to be accused of wearing a tin-foil hat than a dunce cap. I, myself, have carved a legacy and developed a reputation for...

All 9 seasons are available on NetFlix. Looking forward to tonight's episode at 8PM as well.

Zankou Chicken Rotisserie Chicken, Shish Kebab, Salad, Rice, Hummus, and Flatbread. Don't forget the garlic paste. http://m.yelp.com/biz/zankou-chicken-los-angeles-2

Watched the first 6 episodes that I had saved up on the DVR. Over the top gore with some good humor. Anybody else watching or already seen it? http://m.imdb.com/title/tt4189022/

Anybody else watching? I saw the first 2 episodes and am enjoying it so far. http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0106179/

This post is absolutely dripping with confidence and dominating with tyranny. You, sir, did a great job as well. Where is your channel that us lowly shitbags could subscribe to so we can be under your magnificent tutelage?

Harley is good at getting our goop and that ain't no goof.

Any Hillary supporters jumping for joy tingling with anticipation with a thrill up your leg that are eager beavers to vote for her?

When I went to the gym yesterday I took Olympic. I was going to make a left on Overland so I pulled into the turn lane. When the light turned green the guy ahead of me didn't get out into the intersection. Because of this he made the light and I had to wait for the next one.

Please state what country you represent on the board. More looking where you are now or who you identify with now more than the country you were born. You can also state the country of your birth with additional information if you would like. Respond and be proud. I am American also being born...

I agree with you. Being cautious of who you allow into your country having concern for the safety of your own people is smart. Allowing in those from a culture known for intolerance who have earned a reputation for horrible treatment of women all in the sake of political correctness is what's...

I like diversity as long as it doesn't bring trouble or is an overall drain on our society. Being more Homogeneous has worked for Japan and I don't blame them for saying no to Muslim refugees. If anyone should be responsible for taking them it's the Sunni Arab countries who fund the terrorists...

Sometimes when I go to the Ralph's they only have Fat-Free Land O' Lakes Half 'n' Half instead of Regular. Also they don't have a coffee grinder so I'm ****** to buy the already ground.

Gone With The Pope (2010) Duke Mitchell's follow-up to Massacre Mafia Style. Not as good but still OK. Originally shot in 1976 put not completely put together until 2009. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1617250/

3:10 To Yuma (2007) I wish they made more Westerns these days. I saw this one in the theater originally and have enjoyed it many times since. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0381849/

I'm about to make a turkey sandwich, eat it while while sitting in a chair watching TV, but first I will wash my hands. Probably wash my hands after eating too then go back to the chair and sit while watching more TV. I just realized I have to finish this flat **** Zero before any of the...

Prometheus (2012) Interesting film and I liked it even though it caught a lot of criticism. Looking forward to the sequel. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1446714/

Has anybody learned anything over the past months and year how much damage even a few of these bad apples can do? I'm sure many of these Muslim refugees are truly innocent fleeing death but has this situation improved any European countries? Are your women safer? Are your streets cleaner? Is...

Enjoy some French music.

Hey Johan or Georges, maybe you fellas can give your input. The France had a heck of a run of Horror Films with High Tension, Irreversible, Inside, Frontier(s), Martyrs, Them(Ils), Brotherhood Of The Wolf, Deep In The Woods, The Horde, Maléfique, and Sheitan. I really like these films but...

As far as gory films the gooder ones are from Italy and Japan.

I call them either Blacks or The Blacks. I always thought the term African-American sounded a bit patronizing in an overly-PC way. Also, if a person considered themselves African-American and had a Black ****** in Finland how would he refer to him/her? I don't get insecure or feel offended...

Yeppers! Congrats Masuimi from me too!