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I need to go on a ****** run then watch Gymkata again. Might turn it into a double bill with Samurai Cop and down a fifth.

Not sure if she's been mentioned but I'll fling some *** onto Margaret Cho. I watched an HBO Special featuring her and she went on with about 20 minutes of social commentary seeking applause from the audience instead of laughs. Now da womens ain't no good at stand-up comedy but even...

Good suggestion. I don't get that rummy's deal either. Larry The Cable Guy gnaws the crust off Jeff Foxworthy's starfish for bookings.

Dana Carvey in 2016 Pathetic, desperate, and depressing to watch on a Louie Anderson level. Someone needs to put a pillow over the face of the last throes of his comedy career.

You sure about that?

The Lucio Fulci Gates Of Hell Trilogy. A Gorehound Hall Of Fame threesome. City of the Living Dead AKA The Gates of Hell (1980) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081318/ The Beyond (1981) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082307/ The House by the Cemetery (1981)...

The Sludgy sound of Sabbath blended with Skynyrd.

It's not about the *******. It's about ******.

He ended up getting $250,000 for his *** from an auction.

Absolute classic directed by Mario Bava that started the Italian Horror craze. Black Sunday AKA La maschera del demonio (1960) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054067/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2

Homogeneous Porn sounds like something I'd avoid. Bring on the hot Asian spinner ladies.

Good Italian Horror film resembling Rosemary's Baby directed by Michele Soavi (The Church, Stage Fright, Cemetery Man) also written and produced by Dario Argento. The Sect AKA La Setta (1991) http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0100581/

Right now watching Doug Schoen and Pat Caddel sitting there drooling all over Harris Faulkner while talking to her.

When I was 19 I was smoking pot with my ****** from Texas, who was also my age, and her husband. She told her husband she wanted to suck my cock but it would be weird if he hung around to watch. He said, "I guess it's alright and I ain't got no grounds to stop you since y'all kin and all", then...

Yes.

I like the Japan people. They make great films and pretty ladies live there.

In other Philippine political news Manny Pacquiao won his seat in the Senate. Here is an article about it stating some of his positions including agreeing with Duterte about re-imposing the death penalty...

I like the night too. I feel more energy and, for some reason, ***** better during the day.

Some nosy White tourist travels down to Brazil and feels the need to participate in a voodoo ceremony. He becomes responsible for summoning 6 of the ashiest Black Blind Melon Chitlin slave zombies you've ever seen. During the undead's quest to find some Lubrederm they play a game of **** Whitey...

Mine are Toxic Avenger 1 and 4, Class Of Nuke 'em High, and ****** Firmer. http://www.troma.com/ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troma_Entertainment (Whoopsie! Wrong section. Would one of the mods please move this thread to the Freeones Talk section? Thanky.)

How is Shaun Of The Dead on the list but not Dawn Of The Dead? Also, why the heck is there no The Exorcist, The Omen, and Halloween? I'm calling ***** manure on this deal.

Definitely one of the top five Japanese Pinky ******** films ever. Miki Sugimoto is as totally sexy as she is completely badass. Zero Woman: Red Handcuffs (1974) http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0283693/

The original Spaghetti Horror masterpiece with extra red sauce. Demons (1985) http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0089013/

Great! Who's holdin'?

That's one great Lunchie! Lunchie! Lunchie! that should give you plenty of energy for your Nappie! Nappie! Nappie! Hope you have joyful mid-Afternoon dreams full of naked petite Filipinas.

As much as I can't stand Hillary I still can't bring myself to vote for Trump. I wonder how the turnout will be with these two douchebags running against each other.

I remember watching Nicolas Cage on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno pretty much saying the same thing about The Wicker Man remake.

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Laura Gemser, from those Joe D'Amato Emanuelle films of the 1970s. Amazing beautiful Indonesian woman.

An unfairly maligned sequel to Demons. I really enjoyed this fun and gory collaboration between Dario Argento & Lamberto Bava. Demons 2 (1986) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090930/

I don't think you had much to worry about. He's probably too old to get it up. Closest thing the old lecher gets to actually doing the sex is eating Gefilte Fish off the belly of a 16 year old Cambodian boy.

Sheldon Adelson

One of the better Italian Mad Max rip-offs. The New Barbarians AKA Warriors Of The Wasteland (1983) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084424/

Final chapter of the Brazilian Coffin Joe series. Lots of gore and nudity. Embodiment Of Evil (2008) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0923683/

Here is one of the agents of Christ (now deceased) giving a sermon about doing the sex. Funny that his name is Oral.

Many of the lefty ladies pictured look like they go to the same men's barbershop.

What the H? Did Walter Mercado give birth to those two freaks?

Very true words by Reverend Al. If Mike Brown followed them he would have never been shot. The Black community has to get their act together and not be the cultural laughing stock of America. Even many Black immigrants want nothing to do with African-Americans. They need to rise up on their own...

Heck yeah! I always thought Ted Cruz would make for a scary mask to wear on Halloween.

I spoke with Jesus earlier today too. He gave me a great deal on some boxes of oranges and strawberries as he was standing on the corner of Ohio and Butler then introduced me to his seester. For others in need of Jesus you might try the parking lot of your local Home Depot.

Check the dude in the white t-shirt dancing like Flavor Flav at a Metal Show. Ripper Owens does an amazing job not getting distracted by the dufus.

Not hot. I've already seen her boring porn film and feel a ***** film with her being the center of attention would be more enticing. Some people are so ugly on the inside it doesn't matter what their ass looks like. If the whole Kardashian clan including their significant others died in a plane...

I'll start with Stanley Eisen AKA Paul Stanley.

I won't argue that George Zimmerman is an idiot who has trouble avoiding escalating conflicts with his life possibly spiraling down the toilet. But the real value of George Zimmerman is as a shiny object to avoid talking about the predominant causes and perpetrators of black homicides. How many...

Eureka! I'm getting my little wifey a camera. She loves to take pictures of us and the ****** posting them on Facebook and sharing them with people in The Philippines. Now, can anyone suggest a good camera in the $400-$500 range?

I think early next week I'll head over to Westside Pavillion and look around. She's been a really good wife and I don't want to screw up our 1st Anniversary. Getting gifts for people you truly care about sure is a lot of pressure though.

Heck yeah! Heather Deep Thai Teen Throatpie Queen, you are good! I like you! Welcome to the Freeones Message Board Store of Pornography. Enjoy browsing the many aisles of threads and conversation topics and let us know how your day is going. We're open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 365 days...

Brad Pitt has strange taste in women. He was also with that zombie mopstick Gwyneth Paltrow. Jolie, Aniston, and Paltrow all might be broads that you see on magazine covers but none of them seem to have much heat or sexuality to them.

I believe Salma Hayek is good at... how you say?... ah, yes... doing the sex.