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This should be contested on The People's Court with the episode titled "Best People's Court Episode Ever".

Buttsex falls into the "messy but good" category and many times you get your meat pop turned into a poopsickle.

Does the warranty specifically forbid in writing doing the sex making it null and void. I wonder how many times David Oreck has sodomized his vacuum cleaners.

I've seen some of the high-end models being somewhat pricey and wondered if they had special features making them safe enough for sexual intercourse. If a gal sucks like a Hoover why not just get the Hoover and not have to deal with the dingbat's opinions on every trivial matter?

Thanks Fly. I was trying to figure out what I did wrong.

Lemon Drop is the Randy The Ram of prostitutes who will probably have a massive stroke and die on the job doing what she loves best. When her passing is reported on TER in a somewhat comical thread I will mourn after I stop chuckling at all the slighted comments hurled at her expense. She will...

Punishing Percy to dead pornstars is a way of giving them tribute envisioning them the way they want to be seen, making them immortal frozen in time, and honoring the one thing they were good at. If you don't jerk off to dead pornstars then the terrorists have truly won.

Melissa Santos coulda used my face as a chair and my tongue for toilet paper.

I forgot to mention speaking of Klaus Kinski I just picked up And God Said to Cain and Shoot The Living, Pray For The Dead on DVD. Looking forward to seeing those 2.

I've been a big fan of Klaus Kinski since I was a ***. Whether it's Aguirre The Wrath Of God, Nosferatu, or Crawlspace, no one plays a disturbed weirdo quite like Klaus. The Great Silence is a Spaghetti Western that I mention often to people. Kinski plays a villainous SOB and the ending is...

I like a lot of the Sergio Leone films [A Fistful of Dollars (1964), For a Few Dollars More (1965), The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966), Once Upon a Time in the West (1968), and Duck, You Sucker (1971)] but like Sergio Corbucci's films [Django (1966), Navajo Joe (1966), Hellbenders (1967), The...

The main success of the Spaghetti Western in Italy started off with Sergio Leone and his admiration for the Akira Kurosawa film Yojimbo which Leone used as inspiration to make Fistful Of Dollars which spawned two follow-ups also launching the film career of Clint Eastwood. Sergio Leone is the...

Tonight was dinner from the phenomenal Jack In The Box on Santa Monica Bl/Veteran Ave getting the #4 Double Jumbo Jack Meal (Largest Size) with Curly Fries and a ****.

What the heck kinda hooey was this crapola anyway? Geez Louise, she really needs to pipe down.

I remember dating this one gal years ago and told her, "You will never be completely happy until you're totally miserable." She actually agreed. I don't know what's wrong with some of these dippy broads. Maybe worshiping at the altar of Debra Messing wasn't such a good idea after all. Dumb cunts.

Maurizio Merli was also a great star in these type of films. Violent Rome (1975) Rome Armed to the Teeth (1976) Violent Naples (1976) A Special Cop in Action (1976) Fear in the City (1976) The Cynic, the Rat and the Fist (1977) Highway Racer (1977) Seagulls Fly Low (1978) Fearless (1978)...

I wonder if she's buddies with the one on the left here.

Today I went to Burger King and got 2 Breakfast Croissants, 1 Tater Tots, and 1 Small Coffee for only $4 using a coupon that I got in the mail yesterday.

People go yummo for my foody stuffs. What Did You Eat For Breakfast? Replies: 255 Views: 9,293 Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight? Replies: 159 Views: 6,176

Tonight, I cooked for a change. I made some fried, breaded pork cutlets with some Bush's Grillin' Beans (Southern Pit BBQ).

I know when I ***** too much so I keep the topic light when posting in that condition.

Believe it or not I haven't smoked weed since last September. Now I prefer *****. I really enjoy trips to BevMo. I picked up my first bottle of Knob Creek 100 Proof Bourbon. Anybody ever try that stuff? Sure looks good. Only $29.99 for a fifth too. I'm looking for a night to watch The Big...

Animus, you are good at being good and the goodest ******* poster here. Make one post, take two shots is the gooder way to go. I hope no one ever mocks you again. It's not good and should be dealt with the goodest goodie punishment.

Sergio Sollima

Enzo G. Castellari

Umberto Lenzi

Fernando Di Leo: The Italian Crime Collection: Vol. 2

Fernando Di Leo Crime Collection

I forgot eggies. I just love eggies. And not just for Breakfast either.

Beef Chicken/Turkey Pork Fish(Mainly Sushi)

I watched this again last night thoroughly enjoying it.

Henry Silva is a serious bad-ass and one of my favorite actors.

Violent, Exploitative Italian Crime Films, mostly made in the 1970s, occupy a nice spot in my Blu-ray/DVD collection right next to the Spaghetti Westerns. Seldom boring and usually entertaining many times even better with *****. My favorite ones are directed by Fernando Di Leo, Umberto Lenzi...

Some amazing Caldereta (Filipino Beef Stew) my ******-in-law made for us.

A decent documentary on Italian Horror Films although incomplete. Hanging Shadows (2007) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1620470/

Tomas Milian plays an unbelievably shocking piece of **** having no redeeming values nor any code of decency. Henry Silva plays a frustrated cop on the hunt for a mass-********* sadist as an instrument of justice for the deceased having to deal with the inconvenience of lack of evidence and...

Aw, darn it all to heck! Still in the dark on this one, no pun intended. I keep hearing that Hillary owns the Black vote. Why? She cruises on by patting them on the head knowing she can take them for granted. Being turned out by someone who is already a whore is not progress. The only Black...

Japanese or Italian so I wouldn't need subtitles for a lot of movies I like. I am slowly, very slowly, learning bits of Tagalog. As an American English speaker from California I wouldn't want any accent change.

I am shooting for accuracy here. As far as primary interest there are exceptions to every rule but the exceptions prove the rule. What's really demeaning is taking people for granted treating them like your owned livestock, blatantly pandering to them acting like you can relate to them while...

Seems Bernie Sanders is the one who actually cares about them and would dole out more free goodies to them.

Ricky Gervais I can't stand the guy

I used to date a gal that had a fear of tomatoes. I got a bag of burgers one time and forgot to hold the tomatoes on hers. Her eyes bulged and she was petrified when she lifted up the bun and saw a slice of tomato. I picked up the frightening tomato and ate it right before her eyes like my...

Have you ever had them? Before I die I'm sure I'll be coaxed into eating one. I hope I have a lot of ****** in me when that happens. My ******-in-law gets them off a Filipino Food truck then eats them in front of me with a big smile. Makes me feel queasy watching this.

Balut

Wienerish

I am a big fan of Italian Horror and even Italian Films that blatantly rip-off American films. When Jaws came out and was a big success there were many Italian film companies that put out their versions. Have you seen any and, if so, what are your favorites? Here is a thread from a board...

My ******, my cats, my properties and money, my Blu-ray/DVD collection, watching TV, trying to find out what's going on in the World, exercise, eating delicious food

She has a natural talent for relating to people making it seem so effortless and sincere.