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Not only can she spy on Brad looking through the keyhole but she can also stick her arm through it and wag her finger at him.

She looks like Skeletor The Undead and has veins in her arms like garden hoses.

Does it help you with your snoring? I'd like to start snoring too. How much does this amazing device cost?

I'd like to give that old slut a serious pounding then cum all over her face and watch her milk my sack dry.

Salma Hayek

Short but informative documentary about a transformative pioneer of Modern and European Horror. Whole doc posted below. Mario Bava: Maestro Of The Macabre (2000) http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0301605/

She is a cleaning machine so perhaps she'd feel threatened by a robot especially since it's also a vacuum that I might be able to insert my wiener into. Whether she's cleaning the floor, doing the dishes, or washing the laundry she always has that sweet, serene look on her face knowing she's...

I know it's a vaccuum but it's also a robot. My little wifey is a nice Asian lady who appreciates a clean house. Should I get this for her? Is there a better gift for our 1st anniversary...

It's comforting to find a support group here of sleepytime droolers. I sometimes have dreams of peeing which usually wakes me up in a panic to check myself to make sure I didn't wet myself or the bed. It must be a signal as I get up to use the bathroom then go back to *****. I asked my wife and...

I do a bit but I'm not sure how severe it is so I thought I might do some comparison shopping asking all the good people at the Freeones Message Board Store of Pornography. Sometimes when I **** in the morning my MyPillow pillow is wet enough to wring out like a sponge but sometimes it's bone...

My ******-in-law voted for him. I had read a tiny bit about him before. I respectfully said to her, "I hope it works out for you." I'd like to get my *******-in-law's opinion of the guy. As far as Trump, since I've gotten married, I've met a lot of my wife's Filipino ****** and friends and a...

Re-edit and re-shot with new scenes added to capitalize on the American success of The Exorcist. I feel the original Lisa And The Devil was much better before it was made into House Of Exorcism. House Of Exorcism (1975) http://m.imdb.com/title/tt3420392/

Gothic Horror creepfest directed by Mario Bava. I like and appreciate this film more with each viewing. Watched a good print in the original Italian language track from the first Mario Bava box set from Anchor Bay. ****, Baby **** (1966) http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0060794/

Will is a guiding light, a voice of reason, and the conscience of this board who, until recently, would set the tone for us on a daily basis. The void he leaves from his departure is tragic.

One of the gooder Dario Argentos having the goodest killings. Good Steel Box Blu-ray from Synapse too. Heck yeah! Tenebre (1982) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084777/?ref_=nm_flmg_dr_16

Jack In The Box has the finest and cleanest facilities to experience your explosive diarrhea. Just ask a cashier and they will be more than happy to give you a free token for the restroom so you may enjoy your explosive diarrhea. Don't be surprised if they have today's Sport's page.

One of Mario Bava's goodest goodys. Telly Savalas sure is good at being bad. Lisa and the Devil (1973) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068863/

Jack In The Box is the ultimate place for people who like food. You can get a Meat Lovers Breakfast Burrito or a Loaded Breakfast Sandwich any time you want. I really enjoy their fresh to order burgers especially the Buttery Jack(s), Double Jack, and the Ultimate Bacon Cheeseburger. They have a...

Will E, I am horrified at the injustice of you being cast out to the spirit world. Your second coming shall be majestic and we will all honor it with humility and reverence.

A great song inspired by a brilliant film!

Not conflicted on this one. Miley Cyrus is gross!

I feel this is a fitting tribute for such a great patriot. He wants his message board store of pornography... BAAAAACK!

May the Lion Of Liberty, The Illuminator Of Truth, and the Tutel Of Tutelage soon make his valiant return to this message board store of pornography.

This Chinese hooker once told me my cum tastes like anchovy paste but she loves anchovy paste. Backhanded compliment or no?

If this is the official song of the big earthquake it'll make everything funner and the people who die will die totally rockin' out.

One of the underappreciated joys in life is ripping a good fart. I take full credit never trying to blame it on the dogma. I consider myself blessed. I enjoy black bean soup so much I also consider it a beverage. Tonight at dinner I drank my soup so fast I ****** a bit and accidentally sneezed...

The 7% deal made me feel more invulnerable to earthquakes. Was that the desired response from the article?

I'm conflicted because when the womens cry that's a total turn-off but there's nothing more sexier than a gal ****** out spread eagle with her pretty hoo-ha exposed.

For most gang members it wouldn't take much gold to plate their balls.

Watched Exorcist 3 again. Can't get enough of watching George C Scott growl through his lines.

It's hard for me to rank the Eastwood and Bronson Sergio Leone Spaghetti Westerns. I really love them all. They definitely don't make them like that anymore.

BC is a good fella. Is there a "What's the deal?" situation going on here? That sure would not be good.

One of Dario Argento's best and a measuring stick for Giallo. Well shot with a musical score by Goblin that's both creepy and groovy. Watched the 126 minute Italian version. Deep Red (1975) http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0073582/

John Kasich just dropped out now.

Gimme some o' dem beans!

In the middle picture it looks like Heidi put a magical spell waving her hand over Carly which causes her to collapse. "The power of Christ compels you!"

Clumsy broad...

Gorgeous Blu-ray print from Grindhouse Releasing. Lee Van Cleef and Tomas Milian really shine in their roles directed by Sergio Sollima with an effectively dramatic score by Ennio Morricone. A must see and have for fans of Spaghetti Westerns. The Big Gundown (1966)...

Top-Shelf Italian Eurotrash... Zombie Holocaust http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079788/

The Exorcist 3 (1990) http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0099528/

I find it truly disappointing with all the important breakthroughs in technology and science that there isn't a vacuum cleaner available yet that not only removes dirt and dust from the floor but also siphons every last gob of custard from the nether regions of your ballsack.

Pirro was on full display tonight showing lots of flesh looking like Roger Ailes gave her a nude massage and rubbed baby oil all over her. That lucky bastard!