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As a native Angeleno I will be very interested if they win games but act like they don't exist if they lose.

Add me to the list that is taking a look at Gary Johnson. He, at least, seems like a decent human being. Mine may be a ****** vote but my voting in California is a waste of time anyway.

When I say "sucks" I'm not referring to the actual times he's wrapped his lips around Donald Trump's wiener but that I can't stand the guy and don't like seeing him on the TV even though I end up being too lazy to reach for the clicker to change the channel. He's a mannequin-headed, frog-faced...

I went to the San Diego *** yesterday, had a great time, and received a wealth of knowledge. I saw many things including big cats, reptiles, bears, a ****** of gender ambiguous bull dykes, rhinos, hippos, birds, and much more. Unfortunately there were no unattended black **** falling into...

My *** grew up in Detroit when he said "Detroit was better back then". My *** grew up during The Great Depression.

If you replace "Porn Discounts" with "Free Porn" then yes. All I need is a peek and a clip or trailer is plenty good enough for inspiration to hobble off to the toilet with my pants down by my ankles to Punish Percy. I don't think I've paid for porn since the last time I rented a VHS tape at...

Whatever Def Leppard's Pour Some Sugar On Me is this is the opposite...

Sorry Hero. I lost a cat at 9 years old once. He was a very nice Orange Tabby who used to enjoy ******** by my face. When he was by himself he'd lay on his back like a *****. Great cat. He died suddenly of a ***** clot and I had to put him to *****. He was a good buddy and I was sad for a long...

Good ole Lemon Drop is a proud Chickenhead. She reminds me of an Asian version of Grandma Moses from Barfly. Her's is the best blowjob that can be found in Culver City by a woman over 65. "Twenty bucks! Nobody in this neighborhood can swallow paste like I can."

Rotisserie Chicken from Ralph's and a lotta lotta watermelon. Sitting on the toilet as I write this making some gloriously frothy diarrhea. Barely made it too.

Have a goos time at the Freeones Message Board Store of Pornography. Don't forget to validate your parking ticket on the way out. Lastly, this place is a Hellish pit of sweaty perverts and the world will not be saved or spared by anything written here so make sure you ***** before you post.

That sounds like some unforgivably ridiculously bad head. Reminds me of the time I went home with my manager's ******. She was a dizzy, dumpy idiot and she wanted me to take her to Jack In The Box so she could get some egg rolls before we went to her place. She was eating those darn things in...

Not as bad as the rotten head I got from the 80 lb raccoon-eyed, snaggle-toothed stripper from Texas but this one gets the silver medal for rotten head. I used to work at this bar in Brentwood that a lot of fatties went to to order pitchers of **** asking for only one straw. They were usually...

When I first got to Texas I didn't know too many people. This 80 lb raccoon-eyed, snaggle-toothed stripper had a thing for me. I resisted seeing her for some time then realized she was offering free and easy sex so I drank enough at home to get the urge to call her and go over to her place for a...

I'm good at holding onto my keys but **** it when I have to turn over my keys to a parking valet or a parking booth. As soon as my right hand bumps up against any empty right pocket without my keys I can feel a cold chill go up my spine combined with mild panic until I realize I turned my keys...

This happens all the time especially when I'm making my coffee. I take the cap off the water bottle then pour water into the coffee machine. Then I can't remember or find where I put that darn cap. I finally find the cap after a major expenditure of thought and energy. Then I remove the top of...

How much of a chewing out did Bill get from Hillary when he fell ****** during the biggest speech of her life? Tim Kaine dealing with it is priceless.

He definitely commands attention. "When Dr Sebastian Gorka talks you shut your cunt mouth!"

If you're also talking about Bill Clinton what the guy needs is a greasy cheeseburger and a greasier blowjob. I'd almost feel sorry for him if he wasn't a notorious serial ******.

Bubba ain't look so good. What's the deal? He kept standing in the crowd with his mouth hanging open like he was catching flies throughout the whole convention. The next time I see him I might confuse him with Robert Byrd.

She ***** two birds with one stone giving birth while taking her monthly bath.

You mean Dr Phil doesn't practice what he preaches and is a big ole faker? Say it isn't so!

I'll hold onto my money and find the strength to deal with and bear this horrible guilt. I forgot; what was I supposed to be guilty of again?

I think everyone knows when a wave of Muslim refugees flood countries like they have they can't be properly checked out or kept track of. Many of them, I'm sure, are desperate and innocent people running away from the Hell their countries have become. But, there are enough evil people mixed in...

Those things are bigger than most women's aereolas. Professional wrestler Abdullah Thee Butcher was known to carry his wallet holding it under the flap of one of his man-boobs. Aretha could put a suitcase under one of her udders.

Christ on a cracker! Mario got her **** pushed in way up past her lungs!

I dunno. What IS the difference between Mario Cantone and a Maytag washing machine?

As far as prissy-pants is concerned, I think nature will take its course and she won't last long anyway. I don't mind using the dippy broad's pea brain for batting practice in the meantime. - - - Updated - - - A microwave won't brown your meat.

Gosh golly gee, how did you know? You sure are good at the internets. This is a question for the fellas here so that excludes you, Mario. What's the difference between Mario Cantone and a microwave?

Probably the same sweaty pervert who gave Aretha Franklin one.

Lena Dunham got pregnant just in time to have an abortion performed on herself live on the stage at the DNC in defiance to show people it's her body and her right to choose what she wants to do with it. As she steps down from the stage she'll point at a few random men and accuse them of ****...

Thank you. You're a nice lady.

I blame air conditioners. I believe that darn truck had its on polluting the environment before it flattened all those peoples.

I remember her reading the news at CNN. Sweet looking broad. I'd wanna push in Rudi's dooty too.

Indeed. I am shaken to the core, broken, and distraught at the injustice perpetrated against the good Mr Roger Ailes. He was a victim of a gang of bullies who used and manipulated the press to tarnish his stellar reputation.

So why is she offended when people comment on it?

I gotta hankering for some Hawaiian BBQ. Good is great!

She was pregnant too. Jerkslamist Jerkhadi Jerk adhering to his strict beliefs in Jerkslam. https://www.yahoo.com/news/syrian-refugee-arrested-*******-woman-machete-germany-police-163921559.html

She's had a few mentions around here... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/ugly-car-model/81646826/

Looks like the Cocker Spaniel got put out in the rain. Wasserman Schultz resigning as party leader

One of the better in the ******** Film sub-genre directed by Sergio Martino with some good nude scenes featuring Ursula Andress. The Mountain of the ******** God (1978) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077945/

Fun Italian Gore directed by Joe D'Amato and starring George Eastman. Anthropophagus AKA The Grim Reaper (1980) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082479/

Pretty good maniac in the woods deal starring "Big" George Kennedy. Just Before Dawn (1981) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082592/

I got temp-****** once for a thread about Asian ladies when the mod couldn't figure out I actually preferred Asian ladies.

Too many drinkie-***-poos. Could a sober mod please move this to the regular section? Thanky in advance.

God, I love Carl's Jr and have since I was a ***. Tonight I had their great Guacamole Bacon 1/2lb Thickbuger for dinner and the Original 1/2lb Six Dollar Thickburger as a Midnight Snack after my drinkie-***-poos. I think I may open up a Carl's Jr/Hardee's in The Philippines one day when I move...

I used to see those things all the time when I was a *** but for some reason they're not popular anymore. I do live in a neighborhood full of Persians now and they have these little statues on their lawns of Arabs having sexual intercourse with goats. Makes me smile whenever I see one and serves...

Definitely. No one sucks cock like big ole fatties since they're always hungry and shy about removing their clothes. In my younger days I worked security at this one bar and used to target the larger heifers that would order pitchers of **** asking for only one straw. Many memories of times...