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Thank you, kind sir. I'm not sure if I read your tale but I would sure like to. Did you have a buffalo sauce orange ring around your wiener? How would you rate the hummer on a scale of mild to hot also?

Call me a fan of Chickenheads. The term "Chickenhead" isn't the most empowering term for women but it's an accurate description of some and I like it. The sight of a stray Chickenhead on the side of the road when you're cruising and horny is similar to seeing an In-N-Out Burger sign by a freeway...

I don't even remember posting that last night but it is true that I like to get my wiener kissed when I'm on drinkie-***-poos.

Wiener kissers. Which one of you ladies is the best wiener kisser? I like to get my wiener kissed when I'm on drinkie-***-poos.

Is it too soon, are we without enough facts still, to assume the shooter was from the religion of peace? Is it also premature that political leaders will lecture citizens this ****** has nothing to do with the religion of peace?

I'll start. Whoopi Goldberg spreading her "The Color Purple" vagina-pussy-cunt lips.

Seems like fun going apeshit on Leslie Jones' Twitter.

Ruth Buzzi Rich Little

I've read so many bad reviews on IMDb that I'm not sure if I'll watch it for free when it comes on DirecTV. Is it really that bad or is there just a lotta lotta ****** required to get through it? Better or worse than most Pauly Shore movies?

Thank you kindly. I was a little insecure asking it.

Hey this might be a dumb question but here it goes. I've heard reasons why Hispanics, Muslims, and Women dislike Trump but why do The Blacks not like Trump? Whether he can get it done or not he seems more sincere about them getting jobs and having safer neighborhoods to live in.

Gay Divorce Court with Judge JIm J Bullock will be the sassiest show on TV.

Great Classic Rock Album. Sit back, crank it up, light one up, and enjoy.

Y'know, a hand is probably all it takes at his age. Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and Greta Van Susteren have the Roger Ailes clause in their contract. The Megyn Kelly's contract is up in 2017, I believe.

Their short, thick, hairless legs are nice to nibble and gnaw on and make it difficult for them to run quickly so they're easy to chase around the house and catch. I finally confessed to my wife the first time I met her I didn't know which I wanted to do more: fuck her or eat her. Lucky her...

Also, according to Montel Williams, Bill O'Reilly is the Irish Tom Sizemore.

Maury's still on TV. Montel Williams is the black Glenn Beck. Speaking of Glenn Beck, he just said Roger Ailes is the white Bill Cosby. http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2016/07/19/glenn-beck-ailes-become-bill-cosby/

Oh-oh... Whatever good is this is more like the opposite. If you can get that periscopetv thing-a-ma-jig you can watch the video. http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/we-know-who-the-coward-is-montel-williams-shreds-bill-oreilly-for-mocking-him-on-air/ "You have to take it to another place...

Sean Hannity is a useless boob but Bill O'Reilly is fun to watch especially when he gets purple in the face. All he needs is a cigarette so he can blow smoke in someone's face and you got Morton Downey Jr.

Was all the hullabaloo and pizzazz on the TV because, if so, I missed it? Darn it all to heck. I tuned in when the consistently unfunny Dennis Miller was on and he made some Fred Flintstone joke about it.

Seemed like Cruz was teasing giving an endorsement then backed out returning to discussing basically the same thing he was earlier then closed out with the God Blesses and finished up.

You might be paying her but no too much.

Hotness!!!!!

"Bo-lieve that!!!"

Aw geez! Again? Thanks Mohamed... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/19/man-stabs-french-woman-and-her-three-*********-for-being-scantil/

She could probably use the upgrade as her main operator could have a software problem even though he's put a lot of money into maintaining the system.

It's not her fault anyway. Fire the programmer who uploaded the speech into the android wife.

It was fun while it lasted. Liz Trotta also went on the record saying she was never harassed. She's Fox News' Andy Rooney and her opinion is the final word on many matters.

Aw boogers. Look... http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/20/us/politics/melania-trump-speech.html?_r=0

He's also a refugee and a member of the religion of peace that was showing his gratitude and respect for the sanctuary, hospitality, and charity the German people gave him.

Agreed. With friends like Saudi Arabia who needs enemies? Follow the money seeing which politicians take the most of their money and either vote against them or stay home.

Nothing like finding a toothless, crack-addicted chickenhead on the side of the road that'll give you a blow job for thirty five cents.

Saudi Arabia also had their hands all over 9/11 having a Saudi as the head of Al-Qaeda, having Saudis that were hijackers, and having Saudis that funded the ******. As said Saudi Arabia is the home of the Wahhabi Islamic Death Cult. But here in America, we buy their oil and sell them military...

Doing the sex on pot is good.

When I have too many drinkie-***-poos I like to talk about touching my ***-*** and making ca-ca. This makes me happy.

Bruno Mattei's best film of the 21st Century. A sadistic WIP film that'll make your wiener smile. The Jail: The Women's Hell (2006) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0853244/combined

A good Umberto Lenzi Horror Film from 1988. Ghosthouse (1988) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093090/

It is woman's job to make sure man's balls float or ***** is on her hands if we become cunt killers.

You have to look on the sunny side of the street and just know it's better than a corkscrew.

I went to the doctor recently and was negative after being checked for gonorrhea but was positive for diarrhea when she checked for something else.

Had one Carl's Jr Original Six Dollar Thickburger for Supper and will have one later as a Midnight Snack after my drinkie-***-poos. God Bless The USA!

Heck yeah! I'm gonna make her look like a five foot melting candle after spinning her on my wiener. She's a good wife who enjoys being taken by the arm and put on her knees.

Unfortunately, my loving and submissive wifey is visiting ****** in the Philippines for a week so I'll be Punishing Percy until she comes home. I will get a generous slice of her Sweet Pinay Poonanny Pie when she gets home.

A goretastic Italian produced splatter film from the early 1980s. Nightmare (1981) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082818/

An outstanding Haunted House/Mystery Film starring George C Scott. The Changeling (1980) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080516/