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I like the Jumbo Breakfast Platter at Jack In The Box but have to remember to ask them for butter because they don't automatically give you butter even though the Jumbo Breakfast Platter at Jack In The Box includes a tasty stack of mini pancakes that need butter on them or, at least, I prefer...

I believe I told this story here before. I was doing the sex to this gal from Finland. After it was over she told me, "I'm Finnish." I replied, "I'm finished too. See you next time."

12 Carne Asada Tacos from the nice Mexico people at the Tacos Super Gallito Truck on the corner of Westwood/Santa Monica. Heck yeah! https://m.yelp.com/biz/tacos-super-gallito-truck-los-angeles-2?osq=taco+truck

There is no town small enough or far enough away to avoid the embarassment of having Jenna Jameson as your ***. She looks like a circus clown now and her poor **** will be made fun of when the other **** get a look at their ***.

Went to Best Buy/Magnolia today. They seem to try to steer me toward the Sony like last time. Basically, if you like a more realistic picture go with Sony but if you want dynamic color then choose Samsung.

New Sodom

I'm thinking about getting either the Sony XBR75X940D http://www.bestbuy.com/site/sony-75-class-74-5-diag-led-2160p-smart-3d-4k-ultra-hd-tv-with-high-dynamic-range-black/4803900.p?id=1219825173661&skuId=4803900 or the Samsung UN75KS9000FXZA...

Which is better? I have a Sony 75" XBR850D that had a board problem and now need to exchange it for another set. Should I get a Samsung which I also read had problems occasionally or try my luck again with Sony? I really loved the Sony but was disappointed when the TV took a permanent dirt ***.

That sounds great. My *** is the Germanic side of the ****** and used to make tender and flavorful country-style pork ribs with boiled potatoes and kraut when I was a ***. Tonight my ******-in-law is making some kick-ass authentic Filipino Chicken Adobo for us. Been looking forward to it since...

Hey Ace, you are in Vegas and have all the fast food places there. I'm jealous as you'd imagine. Do you guys have The Original Tommy's too? Great burgers, dogs, tamales, and chili fries. I make it out to the one on Beverly & Rampart on occasion. Usually I'm too lazy and just hit up the Big...

In LA, we got Pink's. Haven't been there for awhile but I mean to have a chili dog there soon. It's like the Tito's Tacos of hot dogs as there's always a long line no matter when you go. https://m.yelp.com/biz/pinks-hot-dogs-los-angeles-4

Cuban Sandwich with Sweet Potato Fries from Cheesecake Factory. Heck of a sammich and great sweet 'n' salty fries.

Lemon Drop's toothbrush.

WWE SummerSlam 2016 Results: Live Reaction and Review http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2659072-wwe-summerslam-2016-results-live-reaction-and-review

When I was a little *** I saw The Exorcist and had a thing for Linda Blair. This is not a crush but the first time I realized I could make white stuff come out of my wiener if I rubbed it back and forth I was jerking off in the shower to my friend's Nicaraguan bitch *** who I liked watching...

I would love to tilt her head back so I can empty my sack of hot chowder into her mouth and watch it run down her neck and in-between her tits. She will *****! She will definitely ***** it!

New Darkthrone

Went out to Benihana last night taking my wife, ******-in-law, and ******-in-law. Great time and we were totally stuffed.

No for me. I am married and wear a wedding band. I got my wife a nice ring when we got engaged that she likes to show off and gets compliments on. I'd rather have my wife spend her money on more practical things than get me an engagement ring. Is a jewelry store a sponsor of that talking...

Bullseye! No matter whether you are a fan or not of IR Porn your almighty dollar speaks with the highest volume. Money has the power to elevate a girl to success in porn or ***** her to leave the industry and get a real job. As you mentioned there is a lot of free porn out there to enjoy either...

When I made this thread I didn't think I'd be doing as good so far in the lead. Many of the dead still live on with their souls trapped forever being ****** to serve me for eternity in my mind as I continue Punishing Percy to them.

All totaled. Don't count women that you wish were dead. You can count women you had sex with that were dead at the time. I'm somewhere around a dozen and a baker's dozen when Lemon Drop buys the ****.

When do we get to vote for this?

Heck yeah! This place has been sorely devoid of facepalms. Welcome back, Will!

You nag people here about being racist and you sent me a nagging PM about my posts. You're a dirty nagger. Seems perfectly in bounds to me.

If a gal would try to get sly with me and stick a surprise finger up my butt I would make sure to give her a squirt in the eyes.

A woman should kneel down before us worshipping the bishop before being anointed with our precious and sacred goop.

I remember watching an episode of The Jeffersons when George righteously and angrily posed the question, "Why are black olives kept in a can when green olives can be in a jar?" Those Jewish writers from the show sure were clever. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when they decided...

I think it should stay open. This thread is a guilty pleasure chocked full of unintentional comedy with endless random acts of buffoonery. Where else will you find such illustrations of rotten self-esteem to gather around and poke with a stick? I laughed when Little Geno "neg repped" me. What...

I wish ladies would unrelentingly chase me through the street frantically trying to get at my wiener dying to eat my goop so I could say I have goopies.

Just found a recent pic. Still Hot Or Not?

The arthritis probably makes it difficult to have too much of a vise grip. I find one of the finer things in life is laying on my back allowing an old lady to have her way with my wiener so she feels young again and for a moment forgets she probably only has 2 or 3 years left to live. One of the...

I jerk off to Justice With Judge Jeanine Pirro every Saturday and Sunday at 5PM Pacific Standard Time fantasizing about things like nibbling on her saggy asshole and watching my hot cum dribble out of her mouth and run down her turkey neck but during my fantasy she doesn't have that nagging...

I would and have. It's an extra layer of naughty hotness. Milk my weasel and shake out the goop, grandma!

China People Food from Hop Li. Love that Poke Flied Lice and Baba Cue Libs. http://www.hoplirestaurant.com/

Heck no for me! I'll give her a peck on the forehead or a kiss on the cheek near her ear. I've been told that my goop tastes like anchovy paste and ladies have complained about getting acid reflux after eating it. Even if my goop tasted like Häagen-Dazs French Vanilla Ice Cream it's something...

I'm sure much of the media and politicians will deflect away from calling these racist attacks or **** crimes. Is it workplace ********? Doesn't workplace ********, at least, require people that work? Losers like this deserve no respect, sympathy, or hand-outs. Let them eat ****.

The Cathy Mitchell Here infomercial lady who has a voice like a cast member from Fargo. Imagine the sounds of orgasmic pleasure she makes while doing the sex especially when she's getting it hardcore in the butt or on her knees eagerly encouraging and awaiting to eat a fella's goop.

Ben Affleck is probably haunted and has nightmares about her dimples and would shriek in ****** and run hysterical away if he ever encountered another woman so dimply.

Good answer and thanks for answering. There is a time and place for everything even for a lady to eat a fella's goop.

Just because I'm indifferent to your bitching and whining doesn't make me a racist. Why don't you have a **** and a smile and get your own dick wet once in awhile. You seem to have so much cum backed up into your pea brain from those tiny balls of your's it's driving you nuts. You know, I'm...

Those Capital One Commercials get annoying after while.

... Or do you just pretend to like it to get paid for the scene?

... Or do you just pretend to like it to get paid for the scene?

I never forgave the evil cunt for driving that woman to suicide removing the world of one hot Asian babe to leer at and Punish Percy to. http://pt.m.xhamster.com/movies/6315990/melinda_duckett_has_sex_with_ex.html Good one. Something about the way she moves her mouth or draws out the words...