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You can grab a woman on the pussy or in the pussy but not by the pussy. The verdict is not guilty. Case dismissed. Grab your keys and coat and don't forget to get your parking ticket validated on the way out. Trump 2016. Trump 2020. Trump 2024.

Knob Creek is nice and smooth and I ***** it straight with a glass of water on the side. It is becoming a favorite Bourbon of mine. I find good prices on **** and hard ****** here shopping at Ralph's, Von's, or BevMo.

I go for the old bags who give better service and appreciate their clients.

I really liked Kira Kener when she did porn except for the fact it looked like she hated to do porn and would Matrix-move to avoid cum. I think she did one facial in all the movies that she made.

Freeones is my additional **** to other *****.

We found a new Thai place by us on Westwood Bl that we loved. It's called Emporium Thai. We started out with Thai Buffalo Wings with this tasty green dipping sauce. For entrees the wife had Shrimp Pad Thai Noodles and I had some Southern-style Chicken Curry. Definitely going there again and will...

Roger Stone Watches You Masturbate

Got me 2 bottles of Knob Creek at the Ralph's for $29.99 each. Will ***** one tonight and the other on Friday. Yipee!

Lemon Drop was a big Mitt Romney fan. As far as politics go she'd talk out of her ass while licking my ass. Like many Obamaphiles she was a real brown noser.

Anna Kooiman - I would gargle her diarrhea

Whoopsie

I go to LA Fitness at the Westwood location. It's not the best LA Fitness but it's the closest to my house. The real reason I go there is it's by UCLA so it's Asian College Girl Heaven. I get plenty of jackoff material looking at all those cute smiling faces and beautiful hairless legs.

Those fatties would suck every last calorie out of your ball sack.

Great clip. Shepard Smith is such a freak.

Was watching the Michigan/Wisconsin game earlier. One of the announcers was talking about Michigan Tight End Jake Butt and said, "It's been a long time since we've had a Butt reception." I think I heard the other guy in the booth snickering.

I'd ****** her culo.

She must have beautiful, beautiful culo.

I didn't specify because I've seen this going on for years with both parties.

I like buttholes to thumbhole buttlery and buttery so I say all the above.

I'm not sure that guy can reach his *** any more than he's able to wipe his ass or find his own wiener. He should secure it under one of his boobs like where Abdullah The Butcherr keeps his wallet.

Thank you, sir.

The nod, they clap, they wave signs, and they'd probably balance a ball on their nose if one were thrown out there. How do these glassy-eyed retards get chosen?

Part of knowing her role is being aware of who she is. Who she is is a bubblehead dippy broad that no one takes seriously because of her reputation as a shameless attention whore and who no one wants to watch for almost 26 minutes while she still has her clothes on.

If Tila ******* is going to talk out of her ass that long she should turn around, bend over, spread her cheeks, and work her anus like a sock puppet while the words come out.

I can't sit through Tila ******* giving her useless opinions for almost 26 minutes. I would ask for the shorter version but that would still be too long to put up with. Is she still begging for money using her *** as a prop?

I like Sam. I never had any problems with him. I wish he was back. The way he stirred things up was entertaining and never boring.

This might be the debate with the highest ratings on TV that has the lowest voter turnout on Election Day. Seeing this pair of swine roll around in the mud should be fun.

About to thrown this on the big screen. Heard great things. Green Room (2015) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4062536/

Parts 3 & 4 of the Blind Dead series. Horror of the Zombies AKA The Ghost Galleon AKA El Buque Maldito (1974) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071256/releaseinfo?ref_=tt_dt_dt#akas Night of the Seagulls AKA La Noche De Las Gaviotas (1975) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073461/

Very enjoyable ******* double-bill. The Prowler (1981) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082951/ Amityville II: The Possession (1982) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083550/

Herzog/Kinski's great remake of the original and Malkovich/Dafoe's fun flick about the making of the silent classic. Nosferatu: Phantom der Nacht (1979) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079641/ Shadow of the Vampire (2000) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0189998/

My NFL day started better than my NCAA night ended. Raiders beat the Titans 17-10.

UCLA really screwed up yesterday. I was yelling at the TV like Harvey Keitel was at his car radio in Bad Lieutenant when we got penalized for 15 for interference on that Stanford punt return.

You're right. It kinda does look like a chunky, steamy pile of ****. Sure was good though.

Sure have. Been to the Mexico 3 times.

Some great home-cooked pork adobo. I'm getting ***** and eating more for a midnight snacky.

I love deliciously cheap fast food but also enjoy going to restaurants and having home cooked meals. You ever see Joey's World Tour on the YouTube? He makes sounds of ecstasy while devouring fast food. http://youtu.be/FEu41fpum5U http://youtu.be/WaE1o-J7yqo

I sadly deconstructed my great wall of boogers so I could move my wife into the house. I love her even more than that blessed shrine. Now I roll them up until they are dry enough to flick onto the floor and lay next to my toenail clippings so my ******-in-law can sweep them up. Such a shame I...

They don't really do this much or at all anymore but I used to **** the American Indian wrestlers. Hated Chief Jay Strongbow, The Youngbloods, and Tatanka. I would get pissed when they started doing that stupid war dance no-selling all their opponent's offense. The only exception was that I...

MLB: NY Yankees (I'm a LA Dodger fan) NFL: Can't really think of any teams I **** (I'm an Oakland Raider fan) NCAA Football: USC Trojans and Notre Dame Fighting Irish (I'm a UCLA Bruin fan) NBA: I don't really **** any teams but I smile when the LA Lakers lose even though I'm from LA NHL: I...

I'm a chronic and obsessive nose picker. When I'm out or company is over I get a strong desire to sneak a pick but I don't. As soon as the coast is clear and the people are gone I enjoy some "me time" and find a nice spot for some serious digging knowing a lot of boogers have collected since the...