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She's a very pleasant dinner date and has good table manners. She's turned me into a tubby hubby even though she's stayed a little Asian girl.

I have to mentally prepare myself to go out for Korean BBQ. The wife works the grill and piles food on my plate seemingly like she wants me to burst like that fatso in Monty Python Meaning Of Life. I waddle out to the car afterward so full I'm almost unable to drive.

When you go to the supermarket do you take the first can or milk carton or reach for the third or further back one that hasn't been touched by as many people? When you use a public restroom do you open the door to leave with your bare hand or use the paper towel you dried off with to open it?

I remember seeing the "So bad it's good" film Kiss Of Death which starred David Caruso and Nicolas Cage. Nic was at his Cagiest playing a fella named Junior Brown who was a tough ex-con but absolutely hated using metal eating utensils.

Dogs... and kitties too. I've raised Akitas and adopted many homeless kitties in my life. They all lived, laid around and played around together getting along really well always providing me companionship and entertainment.

Chocolate Pork, another Filipino dish. Had it once. The "Chocolate" part ain't chocolate.

I like Cilantro so much I almost named a kitty Cilantro.

Last night we went to El Torito Mexican Restaurant in Marina Del Rey. I've been going there since I was a *** but unfortunately have to say the place has steadily gone downhill over the years. It was never authentic Mexican Food but at least it used to be tasty. For starters the salsa with the...

Jeanine Pirro is a senior citizen that I'd like to get dirty, dirty with shoving my cock in her mouth before mercilessly f'ing her in the a.

Love Latin ladies. My 5 20s bring the honeys might apply to Pesos down there. Sure sounds good. Heck yeah! 👍🏻

Great idea for Gitmo. I really liked this film. The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence) (2015) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1883367/

I saw this film when I was very young and was crushed and disappointed. Now, if I don't judge it against the first film it's actually pretty good. Jaws 2 (1978) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077766/

After this I kept it right on the SyFy Channel and watched Ragin' Cajun Redneck Gators. You got 2 feuding Cajun families with the ***** of one pouring bad moonshine in the swamp which is mutating the gators making them bigger also having horns on their tail which they can throw and spear you...

Too lazy to get up and reach for the remote so I watched Mega Shark Vs Crocosaurus on SyFy Channel. Urkel is in it. Swear to God. "Did I do that?"

Roman Reigns gets suspended for 30 days for ********* the wellness policy. http://www.wwe.com/article/roman-reigns-suspended

Ashlyn Gere also.

Let the people who fight Islamic State continue fighting Islamic State without interference. Our US policies and actions are so confused I'm not sure if we're for or against Islamic State.

I guess I'm retired cuz I don't work. I have some real estate and money in the bank. In about 20 years me and the wife will move to The Philippines where we will live out the rest of our years.

Tons of great action. Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1392190/

More porno than holocaust but still some interesting sleaze from Joe D'Amato. Porno Holocaust (1981) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235686/

I wouldn't date any gal who would consent to what I've put hookers through. Lemon Drop is a cock thirsty turkey-necked old slut who just pretends to be a whore not really caring about the money. She's given service to more meat than McDonald's has served. Just leave her in her hooker cage and...

This farting girl is a real cutie pie.

I'm happy to be married now but when I was single there was nothing better than a cheapo hooker. Lemon Drop served her purpose and to this day keeps the balls floating of hundreds of sweaty perverts.

Night of the Living Dead (1990) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100258/

Double Feature Re-Animator (1985) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089885/ Bride of Re-Animator (1989) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099180/

Ian Rotten, Axl's former partner, on And Then The Bell Rings http://www.blogtalkradio.com/jerrywiseman/2011/03/23/and-then-the-bell-rings-1

No need for any thoughts or prayers, moments of silence, candlelight vigils, incessant hand wringing or insincere hashtags because it's been quite pleasant here in Southern California. Nice night to shave my balls in front of an open window allowing the cool night air to dry them off.

Jerry Lawler suspended indefinitely from WWE as he along with his 27 year old fiancé both arrested in domestic ******** situation. https://www.yahoo.com/sports/blogs/the-turnstile/jerry-lawler-suspended-by-wwe-after-domestic-********-arrest-153209480.html...

I'd like to see some ****** farting through a glorious act of greasy buttsex. Stick it in, get her all worked-up and gassed-up, then pull out as she rips a big one. Try to re-insert before the fart finishes corking her up if the blast of gas is long enough to do so. The look of pleasure from the...

Great song but embarrassing video. Messiah is like Ozzy's goofier Swedish ******.

Agreed. That money could be better used here. Whether it's for homeless vets or anything else needed domestically that's our tax dollars that we're being shamed and swindled out of by a country that's a parasitic welfare queen. I'm also sick and tired of these treasonous politicians from both...

How many tartar sauce must I put on salmon when push upstream to make you happy eyes?

If my ball bag were smooth and hairless it would not only make it more sexier but it would also make it easier to wipe off the peanut butter ***-*** that splatters all over them when I have violent bursts of diarrhea caused from eating too much Korean BBQ like I plan on doing and experiencing...

How do you like to call your vagina? What should I not eat so my goop won't make you frown when you eat my goop? How greasy should it be for you to say it would be hot, hot buttsex?

Would any of you ladies let a fella sneeze or hock a loogie in your mouth? Isn't cum basically snot that comes out of your wiener when it sneezes? I never understood why ladies go crazy over that stuff. I have to admit I do enjoy when a lady swallows my goop but I sure as heck won't kiss her...

God, that musta been awkward. I bet he never went to that park again. She looks like she could eat him in 2 bites and need only one arm to hold him down and ******* him with her sloppy, stinky vagina.

Ultimate Stoner Metal

I would change my answer to shaved if no hair growed and I wouldn't have to rub my wiener against the stubble on her pussy-twat.

Married life is good if you're married to the right person. I'm way better off having more and better things to live for and look forward to. I still ***** ****, watch plenty of Horror films, and never miss a Monday Night RAW. I also enjoy having a wife to eat dinner with every night.

Wonder what would happen if somebody did this.

Hey Animus, have you tried Red ***** **** from The Philippines? It's brewed by the nice people at San Miguel, is 8% *******, and most importantly, sure is good. You can get it at Filipino stores and I also buy mine at my local Ralph's.

Re: The irony of a black lives matter a̶s̶s̶h̶o̶l̶e̶ organizer sentenced for "lynching"......... Black Lives Matter have made two mistakes that I'll mention. One is their name. If their name was what they were about they would be involving themselves where most of the Black lives that matter...

O'Reilly is a personal friend of Trump and Hannity does infomercials holding Trump's balls with a gold spoon when he interviews him. Maybe Andrea is too sexy like you said.

It looks like Eboni Williams is being phased in as the new featured Fox News eye candy. I read articles speculating why Andrea was gone saying it could be due to her contract negotiations or the fact that she was outwardly too pro-Trump. If being too pro-Trump gets you shown the door then why...

Nope. My life is too easy and I've been more lucky than good somehow landing on my feet after all the times I've screwed up. The things that trouble me the most are not having enough half 'n' half for my coffee in the morning and that I need to get after those weeds in the back yard. I expect...

Heck yeah! Just wondering what kinda photoshoot you'll be doing for the 4th of July.