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Aw geez! Now I can't vote for Gary Johnson either.

It was fairly interesting. It's hard to have any kind of pacing, build-up, or character development in a film that's less than 3 minutes. I own many Horror Films. Some are good but others are not and are viewed just so I have an excuse to *****. I have a rating scale based on 1-5 *******...

If like means obsessed then you're welcome. Hey assari, I was going to PM you about this but you're here right now. You know I'm a lifelong Metal fan too. You are from Finland. One of my favorite bands is Candlemass from Sweden. You ever listen to them?

If Peeping Tom means sitting out in front of my house Punishing Percy as I watch pretty ladies walk by then you're welcome.

If voyeur means stalker then you're welcome.

I was a fat, innocent Catholic School boy who wasn't ready for that level of debauchery. I changed over time and evolved into the sweaty pervert I am today.

I saw my first hardcore porn in the 9th grade. It actually grossed me out because of the white stuff the guy put in the lady's mouth that came out of his wiener.

If evil people mean a few uppity negroes then you're welcome.

I find a way to like everyone or at least find them amusing. I've even liked people who left the board because of me.

Me and the wife went out for lobster at The Lobster on the top of the Santa Monica Pier. Great place. https://m.yelp.com/biz/the-lobster-santa-monica

Voting for a Republican in California is a ****** chance to stay home in your pajamas and ***** in the whole day. Two Democrats, Kamala Harris and Loretta Sanchez are running against each other to fill Barbara Boxer's seat. As I mentioned our local and state governments here are a one-party rule...

Lots of fun watching a retard inspired by the first Human Centipede film ********* people so he can make his own real Human Centipede. Human Centipede 3 is a good time also if you don't take it seriously and ***** a lotta-lotta *****. The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011)...

Really enjoyed 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later. Are we ever going to get 28 Months Later which is supposed to take place in the France? 28 Weeks Later (2007) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0463854/

Entertaining Marvel Film with good cast. Ant-Man (2015) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478970/

She's a genuine article who cares so much and always tells it like it is.

I've said that all along. My vote doesn't matter in California. California is basically an unbalanced one-party state and our local and state elections are a choice between left vs further left. I can't stand Hillary or Trump and feel they are the worst candidates I've seen to choose from in my...

Great Labor Day Weekend for Chicago with 13 homicides now passing 500 for the year! http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-chicago-********-labor-day-tuesday-20160906-story.html...

I still prefer Gary Johnson to either Hillary or Trump.

Hillary don't look too healthy here. What's the deal?

You have a deal, sir. That Blackk lady is just how I like Black ladies, fit and tight. The Black gal I really drool over is Fox News' Eboni Williams. She really knows how to present herself in front of Whitey.

That White Girl Dance she does is hot.

Congratulations! The Golden Bronzed Wiener Award carries a lot of prestige.

Good point, sir. Enough with these establishment AINOs (Asshat In Name Only) making all these big promises, proclamations and predictions. We vote them in and they sell out to the other side kicking the can down the road leaving future generations of sweaty perverts to pay for their mistakes. I...

As a ***** prodigy you must have eventually been honored at the Annual Spontaneous Buttsex Debutante Ball.

Exactamundo.

Greasy buttsex is the best buttsex of all. Don't forget the Crisco if you want pretty lady to authorize re-entry through her brown eye for further missions.

When was the first time you made sweet buttsex to a pretty lady?

Will is an unstoppable Asshat ***** Of Nature. Beware calling out The Man...

I wonder how many people in Chicago won't see the sun rise on Tuesday after Labor Day Weekend. Glad many police are going to prioritize spending quality time with their families instead of volunteering for overtime.

I have the Tacos Super Gallito Truck by me on the corner of Santa Monica/Westwood. Sure is good.

So totally fucking Metal it'll put goosebumps on your taint.

Chicago celebrates 20 year record with 90 homicides in August. That's like 3 a day! Great job! http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/09/01/with-90-homicides-august-was-chicagos-bloodiest-month-in-20-years/

I'd rather be Punishing Percy than have Jennifer Aniston give me the most boring head ever.

Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich and Fries from this dive bar on Westwood Bl just south of Santa Monica Bl called Philly West. https://www.yelp.com/biz/philly-west-bar-and-grill-los-angeles

Jennifer Aniston came into a place I worked at a couple times for parties. She looks exactly the same in person and smiles the same way as she did in The Friends. Kinda pretty but boring as all heck to look at. Can't put my finger on it but not interested in putting my finger in it either. Some...

There's this Japanese gal who works at KFC that I call Honey Mustard. She gives me all of the BBQ sauce I want.

Why does she think anyone cares about her dry eyes?

Picking up the Sony XBR75X940D tomorrow. Magnolia and Sony are crediting me for $4000 on the original 850 and I'm paying an extra $1000 to get the 940. I'm happy.

Macadamia Nuts are my favorite.

I'm not going to flatter Kaepernick by becoming outraged or do any deep thinking trying to relate to his grievances. If this is the type of attention he chooses to call to himself I feel the best way to combat it is to completely ignore him. Let him have his insignificant moment of protest. He...

Joey actually deducts a point if there isn't enough semen or ***** in his food.

Joey should get his own fast food show on Food Network so they can get rid of that slob Guy Fieri.

Those scrambled eggies look like a ShamWow.

RIP Gene Wilder. I really enjoyed his work with Mel Brooks.

Classic 1980s Horror that I saw in the theater as a ***. Recently watched on Blu-ray. The Evil Dead (1981) http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0083907/

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I am absolutely nutty for a lady's butthole especially nice, tight, bubble-gum pink, hairless buttholes. I love giving steamy rim jobs before doing the greasy buttsex.

Joey is the type of guy that would give you a ride then cut the greasiest, wettest, smelliest flutter fart and turn up the heat in the car magnifying the smell while locking the windows trapping the smell inside. While you are ******* on it he'd give a detailed 6 minute and 30 second review of...

Jack In The Box always has great deals as well as delicious food. They've done 2 Breakfast Burritos for $4 and 2 Breakfast Croissants for $3. They serve Breakfast 24 hours a day with zero attitude. Jack, you are a Cotdam American Treasure!