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Jesus was born in Nazareth. Nazareth, PA had a race track for cars not horses. No car tracks in PA have ********. Ace is full of ****.

I don't trust my memory. Random guessing works pretty well though. 95%.

Lovey Howell for sure. Fuck her till the old man kicks. Get a share of that Thurston Howell III money.

Some people can't remember what they had for dinner last night. I can't remember if I had dinner last night.

It's a high school days story. Just finished eating dinner with the ******. Upstairs in my room listening to music minding my own business. My older ******* was dating this girl and he comes home with his girlfriend and her younger ******. They drag me downstairs to meet the ******. We are both...

Look up the following: Mel Brooks. The Producers. We like to call it "Comedy"

Thanks for all of that. So where are the wet tee shirt pics?

Stop that savant. Nobody has any idea. I would be the last to know what's in my head.

Halloween. There was a parade. EDIT: This question was answered.

They have been storing Tony Dorsett's samples for how long?

Never been there, you?

I'd rather spend 15 bucks on a used toaster oven then a Ho. Harley, did you go?

"He was such a great painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one day. 2 coats!

Nah, they still voted blue for Trenton so he ain't carrying any other NE states. Have you ever seen the Monty Python Flying Sheep sketch? "Once they get a thought into their mnd, there's no shifting it."

I'm confused. What did you forget? You were going to meet a prostitute? Forgot the time? You beat off before and after your shower? Forgot to meet the prostitute again?

I am a subscriber to your cookery thread on one of your sites. Marvelous community there. Mariah Milano had one here but canceled her account. Is she posting recipes on your site under another name? I've got this nice boneless pork roast ready to serve to some guests.

1. Pandora Peaks 2. Tiffany Towers

Don't think for a second that Christie's win was a shift of any kind. The democratic senate kept all of their seats and lost 1 or 2 in the assembly. He could very well govern for the next 4 years then take a cushy job. Campaign for others but no more. I don't see a run. Too much of a pain in the...

When was the last time you were at a ***** race?

Is that Tommy Smothers?

Never been a Scully fan but I remember an incident during a Monday Night Baseball game. Vin and Joe Garagiola were having a rain delay when the sound went out in the booth. Joe was rushed downstairs to the photographer's area for the only audio that was working. His umbrella was not enough to...

Snapple had a line of flavored seltzers at one time. They were very refreshing and not too sweet. Perfect while working outside on those hot days. As for today, a frosty Orange Crush does the trick.

Dude, I live in a very Muslim community. These people have jobs and ******** that go to school. Shop here and have businesses here. Why are you Nordics having such a problem with people that **** USA more? Wouldn't they be coming here to make their trouble?

Anders, sign him a calander of yours. He pays the postage just like I did.

Stiffy, flowers at the desk of a woman are the sweatiest thing. Always an,"awe... look at that." Women, chime in here, doesn't that just melt your heart? It's called romance. Women love romance. It's their weakness. You can't do that with a text. It's not like you're showing up at her door. It's...

Back up woman. You still have my Tupperware from months, nearly a year back. Promissed to give it back and still nothing. Do the right thing. Throw a few handful of chips in there and bring them back. And as far as titties goes, I don't know what you told your friends, but titties are not a...

Nothing in this report says the he was Muslim. Dark skinned and foreign born is all that was reported. It could have been a Puerto Rican.

Thanks for bringing the other girls (and their money) to the card game this weekend. Booked a room at Showboat tomorrow thanks to you all there. It was a nice walk back to the train with you and your friends. Thanksgiving is next in my rotation at my house. May cancel that game since most of...

It's kind of hard to judge what kind of relationship you were both in. If you were romantic or just friends do this. Send flowers to her work place. On the card put your number. She may have lost your phone number, nothing more. She reads the card and your number. If for anything, you have made...

I did a search of those scallops. Watched what a fisherman brought in too. I don't know how they taste since they don't come into NJ. That row of roe looks just too good to be true. How common are they available by you? Can you buy them in stores or just restaurants?

Jets are looking good for a playoff spot. Chances are there. Still have to play Miami twice and Buffalo again. Gotta run that table. Jets already split with the Pats. Pats need to help us get in with conference wins. They need to beat Cleveland and Baltimore. Jets play them too and need get one...

You know I do. We just don't vote for them as HOF entries.

Sounds to me like a limp defense for date ****.

I am not going to blame the administration for IT fuck ups. The fact of the matter is that we are only finding out NOW what we have to do to comply and the coming deadline. ACA was blindly ****** and nothing was done between then till now to prepare us for the roll out. Those warnings that we...

You want to drive here? YOU WANT TO FUCKING DRIVE HERE PAL?

I'm looking to do a tuna melt like the melts you've done before. Got my bread, got my veg, I now need the tuna. This is going to be a cold sandwich so no fresh tuna here. Munster cheese, Munster cheese here. A melt on the top. Hot and crusty on the outside. Chewy bread with my nice cold tuna...

I'd like to fuck Mally. Problem is that he doesn't do scenes any more.

This ACA was being sold before it was written. Mitt wouldn't show his national (not medical) plan in the same way...IT WASN'T FUCKING WRITTEN YET! What do the people vote for? Ask ourselves honestly, is this clusterfuck of a health care system NOW A LAW any better choice than the unknown of the...

Here's a story that I read a while back. I'll never find the link but I believe it to be 100% true. A woman is retired with her urban brownstone paid for. She and her husband raised a ****** there and even had room for a *** to have her own ******-******** apartment downstairs. The **** are...

Dirk, give GSB a break. He can only ban on boards that he moderates. So, who is the new bitch we send our penis pics to?

Oh, for Christ's sakes. LEARN THE FUCKING LANGUAGE. An American citizen speaking native USA. I have a typing disk here...somewhere...anyway...

No, we import people as public servents.

This is why I miss Blue-Balls.

Heha, I can't believe you actually said something like that.

This is why writer's votes are so important. Not everything that is said or seen in the locker room makes it out. If these suspected juicers get low votes then the writing community know something.

I would also put Seinfeld up as clearly the second best show ever on TV. Number one is just so hard to pick. M A S H. All in the ******. Cosby. The Tonight Show. Too short of a run but Monty Python's Flying Circus deserves votes to get into the top 5. Folks, you've got to go back to the...

Hey, be nice! (Oh, I forgot this is your thread, carry on.) I had scallops in my freezer and tried it your way. Sea scallops, not your bay ones. Did the same as you except I cut the peppers and onion larger. Put them in the fridge for 4 hours. Scallops into the pan first. After a minute or so...

I call bullshit on you M. Assari, In SA there may be less accidents without women on the road. My auto insurranse would still be less if there were no men on the roads.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. This is not a question, just a comment. You are 21 and self sufficient. Marketing, sales, you've got a direction. Good for you. Here's my situation. You aren't my ******** or ******. There's lots of room for shame here. I would NEVER seek out, or support ANY promotion for ANY...

Rey, how many times do I have to remind you NOT TO SHOW YOUR AGE! That sticker got me into places. No, no ass. BUT STILL... At that time 2 bucks would get you...us...to a 3dr dude with some high or ****... or had tickets or just a friend that would let us **** in. Did I still get back home...