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The Jets losing again.

What the fuck are you talking about? A woman wants your dick now (You do have a dick, right?). With all of her experience, she will do things to your dick. At some point it might get stiff. She will like that. So will you. At what point leading up to this will your dick have to present a resume?

We now know that you have an opportunity to have sex and you are being picky? **** or get off the pot pal. Are you saying that you can never have sex now or in the future because you didn't get it at 18? Are you related to Assari?

What do all of these people having wild monkey love have in common? THEY HAVEN'T SPENT THE LAST 12 YEARS OF THEIR LIVES ON THE FUCKING COMPUTER! You want to find a woman? Go to where the women are. You don't know where to find them? ASK A WOMAN! Your ******, your ******, your ******. They know...

Wrong Assari, the idea comes from the ***. Sure the parents put them into the pageants. That's because the **** can't enter on their own. It's a harmless activity if the parents don't fuck it up.

Nope, never happened. Busty Dusty has never been photographed with a dick. Abandon your search.

Yea, that's the parent's pageant. That's the same kind of **** we see in little league sports. Parents that can't separate themselves from their ****.

With all of that Black Friday **** going on, that I avoid, I still love my Christmas Eve shopping. Hours to go to get those last few gifts. The clock is running. Got to get something. Plenty of bargains but decisions have to be made now. It's the thrill of the hunt. We are all there for the same...

No, not sick. Little girls like to dress up pretty. Walk on stage and feel nice. What's wrong with that?

Years back when I was retailing toys for a major department store, a dude comes in from Milton Bradley at Christmas time. He had credentials and said he was there to help merchandise product and get them out of my back room and onto the floor. He packs out some toys and has a shopping cart with...

Fuck you, neg rep and I hope your dog dies Blue for making me feel old.

Oh, it doesn't matter? YES IT DOES! GUYS HAVE DICKS. WOMEN DON'T. If I, or anyone else, were in an intimate situation, we assume that the gender of that other person is being honestly portrayed. A lesbian woman in a business suit with a mans haircut is no better represented. "Oh, you couldn't...

I don't think it's too early. We have the leaves of fall and the harvest holidays. It's nice to see the decorations as we draw into the colder months. As far as the Christmas buying season goes, there is good reasoning for this. In retail, 2/3 of the business is done in 1/3 of the year. Back...

Nothing more than what I heard on the radio last night. A woman thrown out of a Walmart for recording a fight in the store. I'll look for some more news though.

Like DOA said, your story isn't unusual. Without knowing anything more, I'd say you have a leg up on lots of guys because you have a job. If you have your own place then that's a double bonus. If you are living in your ***'s basement and spend your life playing video games then you can't expect...

And if she wants you to shove a Louisville Slugger up your ass just try it once. It might make her happy. - - - Updated - - - And if she wants you to shove a Louisville Slugger up your ass just try it once. It might make her happy.

Let's explore more intimate fantasies. "Hey sweetheart, do you what would really turn me on? Make me a sandwich and shut up while I watch the fucking game. Tell your ****** to leave her **** at home. Gas up the car if you want to take it out. Don't call me at work. Don't ask me why I...

"Suck this rubber dick, that will turn me on. It is only a toy." "Put this diaper on. It's just like wearing underpants." "Sing I'm a little teapot. It's just a song." Take a hike bitch.

Thanks Petra and others. Black Friday is something I'm not involved in anymore. I've worked too many of those during my retail days and the **** that I have seen was fucking ridiculous. The funniest was when a 5 yo *** was ****** to his grandfather that another *** got the last Hulk Hogan action...

Stiffy you are my hero. They have full episodes on Youtube. I can't give you rep but now but I will give you a handjob if we ever meet up. (anything more than that would be gay and I don't swing that way)

Also, if you click her name and get to her dashboard, there will be a "recommended" tab that you can click that will give you a list of similar models.

When Python shows started becoming a hit in USA, there soon came a flood of British TV comedies. The only one that really caught on was Benny Hill. Still that couldn't hold a candle to Python. As the saying goes, everything is funny with Benny Hill music except Benny Hill. Fawlty Towers was a...

I remember a story about a few years back where they picked up a beached whale. A crowd lines the streets to see it. While transporting it through the city, gasses built up inside and the whale exploded. Whale guts and ***** flew onto people and cars. That was some funny ****.

Weezy.

Rep John for this. Please find the Python reunion on BBC when the boys brought Graham's urn to the program. They were spilled onto the carpet and sucked up with a dust buster.

I am disgusted with the Jets. In perfect position to leg up on the rest of the conference after a break. What do they do for their next 2 games? Sore 17 and allow 56. Oh, but they can stop the run. Big fucking deal. Just toss it over their heads. Don't worry about their offense, Jet passes...

So what have learned? The people of Angola do not practice western political correctness. Half way around the world from the rest of us. They've got oil, diamonds, and gold. Sell them that ugly Ikea furniture and let them run their country the way they want.

And Brian Griffin is now dead.

I don't think it's the models, it's the photography.

Moderators are not allowed to be rude. If they are found to be rude then they are punished. If they become rude again then they are punished again. Sometimes they continue this behavior and more punishment is needed.

Keep passing.

I was going to say Mark Russell but had to look it up.

Go Larss. Do what ever you have to do to go. When I was a teenager I could get tickets to Live at City Center in NYC. My *** wouldn't let me go. I'll never forgive her for that.

I just started stripping and I found it incredibly difficult and awkward to approach men and just start up a conversation and then turn it into "would you like a lap dance?" without making it sound too ********.. and also which men should I go after? How do I know if they want me to talk to them?

That's a great site.

Alright, I'll pick one for you. Nine Inch Nails II.

Just fucking pick one already.

Sure, I'd bone her.

That Fielder trade was not on the radar. Texas made a bid for him before he signed that Detroit contract. Now they have him with some cash to help pay him. This fucks up Cano and his 310 10 year asking. Texas has 2 that can play second base and Detroit has Kinsler. Sorry Robbie, as good as you...

Led Zeppelin II.

A buddy of mine owns a vacation house on the North Carolina coast with some other couples. This area is constantly being hit with hurricanes. The thinking down there is if the house gets wiped away, insurance will just build another new house for you. No big deal.

Are blonde jokes racist?

I'm sorry but I can not find Charles Manson on the babes list.

I remember Pandora Peaks and Amber Lynn Bach doing pool table sets. Both were so fucking hot but lost in my computer memory.

Oh, **** V V is back. How is the wife?

You are asking he wrong person this question. Assari is the biggest hypocrite when it comes to this subject. Hey Finn, tell us all how God will save us. So we can ******* 5 of the 10 commandments of your choice and still be a Christian like you and still go to heaven? What and how in the hell...

I admire those that sacrifice these yummies for their health. You do it at the right time and 2-4 inches are off your gut for the rest of your life. Nutrition is a life changing thing. Food stimulates our taste, smell, and visuals. Very hard to adjust our senses considering what they have been...

Gas can. Bag of rags. Washington, DC tourist map.